❓Have you Ever❓ Round 12!❓

Not when wet, but when the sun was full on it, yes.

HYE had an unfortunate clothing malfunction in public?
lol yes on a pair of pants my fly keeps coming down…nothing major but definately can see what is underneath!

HYE purposely faked a wardrobe malfunction?
 
lol yes on a pair of pants my fly keeps coming down…nothing major but definately can see what is underneath!

HYE purposely faked a wardrobe malfunction?
Maybe once accidentally with my SIL.

HYE been maybe been slightly inappropriate with your spouse’s or partner’s sibling while under the influence?
 
Maybe once accidentally with my SIL.

HYE been maybe been slightly inappropriate with your spouse’s or partner’s sibling while under the influence?
Never

HYE been evacuated due to a natural disaster?
 
Yes, after an idiot with a horse trailer hit me from behind.

HYE been on the scene of a fatal accident?
 
No, except for that one time I ate Taco Bell, that was pretty fatal.

Have you ever went out of your way to help someone who is in need?
 
I have.

After a breakup HYE circled back and bedded their sibling?
No but "dated" sisters over a college summer; one a grad student of 30, the other a freshman like me.

It's almost summer, HYE had sex in a public pool?
 
No but "dated" sisters over a college summer; one a grad student of 30, the other a freshman like me.

It's almost summer, HYE had sex in a public pool?
Not a public pool but in a hot tub on the pool deck of a health club we belonged to, within view of the lobby entrance.

HYE been interrupted by the police while having sex in public?
 
No, but a micro burst I have.

HYE been taken to the hospital in an ambulance??

Yes, to Both, I have also been caught in a micro burst while on a motorcycle, and barely managed to ride through it.

Yes, after an idiot with a horse trailer hit me from behind.

HYE been on the scene of a fatal accident?

Yes, it is how I became a Widower
No but "dated" sisters over a college summer; one a grad student of 30, the other a freshman like me.

It's almost summer, HYE had sex in a public pool?

Yes, often in both the pool and hot tub on my Apartment Complex

Not a public pool but in a hot tub on the pool deck of a health club we belonged to, within view of the lobby entrance.

HYE been interrupted by the police while having sex in public?

Yes, see above (It was the 80's, warnings were more common than actual arrests, but, still, no one had any real proof we were actually having sex)

Nope. Ain’t never gonna happen, neither.

Have you ever had sex on a dining room table?

Yes

Have you ever unexpectedly ended up hooking up from someone from your past, a long ways away from where the two of you (or more) had first met?
 
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Yes. That’s how I lost my virginity.

HYE had sex with someone ten or more years older?

I had an Ex Wife that was 14 years older than I was, but, I should point out, appearance wise, even at 40, she still looked like she was in her mid 20's, but, most of all, it is because she tended to act like she was still in her 20's also.

((have you ever, see above: Have you ever unexpectedly ended up hooking up from someone from your past, a long ways away from where the two of you (or more) had first met? ))
 
I hooked up with my Aunt’s ex-boyfriend about 4 years after I met him. I was married and 22 when I hooked up with him. 18 and naive when I met him. We were also in way different places in life.

HYE had sex with someone for the first time that was way better than you though expected?
 
HYE had sex with someone ten or more years older?
Yes. When I was 25, I hooked up with a guy in his early-40s. To him, I was a grad student who surprised and flattered the hell out of him by throwing herself at him. To me, though, he was Mr. [Redacted], one of my teachers back when I was in 4th grade. He had no idea who I was.

HYE had sex with someone for the first time that was way better than you thought expected?
Yes. He was a guy who I assumed was very inexperienced, but he was REALLY good at giving head. I had to ask him if he was a natural talent or what. It turned out that he had a girlfriend for three years who would only let him go down on her (and she gave him only handjobs). He got lots of practice, apparently.

Have you ever secretly observed someone masturbating?
 
Yes. When I was 25, I hooked up with a guy in his early-40s. To him, I was a grad student who surprised and flattered the hell out of him by throwing herself at him. To me, though, he was Mr. [Redacted], one of my teachers back when I was in 4th grade. He had no idea who I was.


Yes. He was a guy who I assumed was very inexperienced, but he was REALLY good at giving head. I had to ask him if he was a natural talent or what. It turned out that he had a girlfriend for three years who would only let him go down on her (and she gave him only handjobs). He got lots of practice, apparently.

Have you ever secretly observed someone masturbating?
I have not.

HYE had sex on a pool table?
 
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