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Some of my favourite insults


I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it but then I realised it said "thick cut"

I see you’re playing stupid again. And you’re winning.

How about you slip into something a little more comfortable…like a coma?

I will never forgot about the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

Well, thanks for dinner. I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

There is a tree that is tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can breathe. You owe that tree a big apology.

I could eat a bowl of fucking alphabet soup and subsequently shit out a smarter statement than that.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

I’d love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

You are the reason some animals eat their young.
 
Some of my favourite insults


I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it but then I realised it said "thick cut"

I see you’re playing stupid again. And you’re winning.

How about you slip into something a little more comfortable…like a coma?

I will never forgot about the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

Well, thanks for dinner. I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

There is a tree that is tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can breathe. You owe that tree a big apology.

I could eat a bowl of fucking alphabet soup and subsequently shit out a smarter statement than that.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

I’d love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

You are the reason some animals eat their young.
I've actually used the first one! I think I said, "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with one who is unarmed." 🤭😅
 
I caught up early in the day while I was waiting on hold with SSA to make an appointment. Nearly FIVE hours on hold and I still didn't get to talk to anyone. 😖😤 I hung up a bit after 7 since the website said agents were available until then. I would have had better luck if I had taken myself down to the office and waited in line to get in. 🤬 I did get some things done in my office I needed to do. And shopped.

I did not get my grass mowed which I wanted to do so that is first on the agenda for this weekend. I hope I get it done before it rains.

I'll also be picking up the honeymooners sometime but I don't know when yet.

It's the weekend now! I hope it's a good one for all! These are starting to pop up! Calla lilies, my favorite flower! 💖✨💞

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So I made something yummy

Seared 4 skinless chicken things in a bit of olive oil
Put in a box of chicken stock and cooked til tender....
When it was done I took the chicken out and turned up the heat to reduce the broth a bit.
After reduced I added in a whole wheel of laughing cow garlic and herb cheese and you have to whisk hard on high heat to melt.

In a separate pan I sautéed some creme mushrooms and set aside and then did the same with a package of fresh spinach and onions....

After it was all cooked I put the chicken spinach onions and mushrooms back in the sauce. I had some more stock so I whined it out a bit and put a splash of cream in.....SO GOOD.

served with Cali blend veggies but would be yummy over rice or mashed potatoes.

If I could change things I would not put any salt on chicken at initial cook. With the cheese and reducing broth it got a little salty....
Sounds delicious. I bet it was.
 
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