likes2watchU
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My Soaps ShopIf you Google my soaps jewelweed it should pop up
Sorry that your having to do that on a FUCKING FRIDAY NITE!
You want I should talk to your boss??
I think the preferred medium is the clenched fist!Use your best Tony Soprano voice!![]()
Yes and my arm span finger tip to tip is exactly 6’ so it’s how I measure ropeWeird, that's how I measure 9". 9 and 1/4", actually...
And we still measure horses in hands, right???
Then all you can do is document that it was sent. Don't delete your sends; archive them in a folder.Did it.... they ignore. We have an escalation policy but it is a joke
I found the site and bookmarked it!If you Google my soaps jewelweed it should pop up
Oh, wow! That takes some planning!doubtful
more likely "time balancing"
regardless, I won't find out until sometime next week - once my manager figures out how to handle it.
So much for using the time productively - say for an oil change. My mechanic is routinely booked a min. of 10 days out.
Thanks for the translation!That is EXACTLY how I said it.
My ol man hadda classic joisey accent, so wid alla da mimickin we dida him, it was no prollem.
(My dad had a classic Jersey accent. So with all of the mimicking, we did of him, it was no problem.)
I'm headed there soon myself!My eyes feel like they were washed with that Himalayan salt - scratchy, scratchy.
Sweet Dreams all
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I've actually used the first one! I think I said, "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with one who is unarmed."Some of my favourite insults
I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it but then I realised it said "thick cut"
I see you’re playing stupid again. And you’re winning.
How about you slip into something a little more comfortable…like a coma?
I will never forgot about the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Well, thanks for dinner. I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
There is a tree that is tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can breathe. You owe that tree a big apology.
I could eat a bowl of fucking alphabet soup and subsequently shit out a smarter statement than that.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I’d love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You are the reason some animals eat their young.
Sounds delicious. I bet it was.So I made something yummy
Seared 4 skinless chicken things in a bit of olive oil
Put in a box of chicken stock and cooked til tender....
When it was done I took the chicken out and turned up the heat to reduce the broth a bit.
After reduced I added in a whole wheel of laughing cow garlic and herb cheese and you have to whisk hard on high heat to melt.
In a separate pan I sautéed some creme mushrooms and set aside and then did the same with a package of fresh spinach and onions....
After it was all cooked I put the chicken spinach onions and mushrooms back in the sauce. I had some more stock so I whined it out a bit and put a splash of cream in.....SO GOOD.
served with Cali blend veggies but would be yummy over rice or mashed potatoes.
If I could change things I would not put any salt on chicken at initial cook. With the cheese and reducing broth it got a little salty....
He does sleep most of the day. He was good last night. I heard him once grumble that I had made his sleeping blanket which is too neat for him. He had to adjust it which made him grumble.Excellent! Tell old dog you both need rest! Of course, if he's anything like my girl, he sleeps most of the day!![]()
What we used to consider porn I see on the beach all the time. Not that I mind!And, to think, such dancing used to be considered scandalous!![]()
I resemble that !If only I could find things as easily! I hide them and then can't remember where!![]()