🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated for being such a wanker that you have to talk about yourself.

Why? He has a point!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @MrMakersMark for his excessive overuse of Jeff Goldblum gfs

 

[MrMakersMark]

I nominate @MrMakersMark for his excessive overuse of Jeff Goldblum gfs

Overuse????
Fuck that noise.

 

[Bry1313]

I second this nomination

Nominated for not coming up with your own nomination

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for not coming up with your own nomination

Nominated for bragging about a 1/3 win.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for bragging about a 1/3 win.

Nominated for not remembering I have multiple solo wins

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for not remembering I have multiple solo wins

Oh I remember

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for her incessant need to receive some kind of couple award.

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for her incessant need to receive some kind of couple award.

Seconded

 

[Apisto42]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for her incessant need to receive some kind of couple award.

Seconded

Nominating these two wankers for bitchy couple.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominating these two wankers for bitchy couple.

Seconded

(But can I also get bitchy couple?)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Seconded

(But can I also get bitchy couple?)

Nominated for asking to be nominated

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for asking to be nominated

*Waits for someone else to ask to be nominated so we can win as a couple

 

[Apisto42]

Seconded

(But can I also get bitchy couple?)

*Waits for someone else to ask to be nominated so we can win as a couple

I’d ask, but then I’m afraid it’d turn into a throuple, and that’s too wankier even for me.

What kind of wanker wants a third of a title? If you’re going to be a wanker, be the whole wank.

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominating @Apisto42 and @cheekygirl75 but not @OrdinaryPerson so she just has to sit and watch

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nominating @Apisto42 and @cheekygirl75 but not @OrdinaryPerson so she just has to sit and watch

Nominated for not nominating us for anything in particular!

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for not nominating us for anything in particular!

I’ll just nominate us to be the sexiest wanker couple on here.

That’ll give @OrdinaryPerson something to watch.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’ll just nominate us to be the sexiest wanker couple on here.

That’ll give @OrdinaryPerson something to watch.

Oh my god, is this my first Lit coupling?

 

[Apisto42]

Oh my god, is this my first Lit coupling?

I mean, there’s worse options.

Probably better ones too. I’m extremely unreliable. It’s my inner wanker you know.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’d ask, but then I’m afraid it’d turn into a throuple, and that’s too wankier even for me.

And here I always thought you'd be great in a threesome

Nominating @Apisto42 and @cheekygirl75 but not @OrdinaryPerson so she just has to sit and watch

Jokes on you cause I'd love to watch Apisto and Cheekygirl

I’ll just nominate us to be the sexiest wanker couple on here.

That’ll give @OrdinaryPerson something to watch.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominating @StillRain for being a lazy wanker.

Resurrected the nominations back in April and still hasn’t made any fucking awards. Useless cunt


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[MindYaBitness]

Nominating @Mr_bogey he knows what he did!

 

[Apisto42]

And here I always thought you'd be great in a threesome

Threesome? That fine. But a throuple? Fuck that. Being a couple is all the strain I can even try to deal with. Have you met people? They’re a lot of work.

Jokes on you cause I'd love to watch Apisto and Cheekygirl

Get in the corner chair you little freak.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for bringing Cruz into the discussion.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for bringing Cruz into the discussion.

Look, I just brought up the hilarious fact that he liked incest porn on Twitter on 9/11. Not my fault people need jokes explained to them