What do you NOT TRUST?

[AnnyMouse28]

Pretty much everything these days.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

AG1.

Why is this shit on 75% of YouTube videos I watch?

We all know green shit is good for us. I have a tough time believing your green shit is that much better than his.

Hard pass. I’ll just shove more croutons into my salads, thanks.

 

[kyblue12]

Ninjas…. Sneaky fuckers…..

 

[NeonSubtlety]

An author that only contributes to a thread they created themselves. Feels pretty self-aggrandizing. I’m not only fans…even when it’s watered-down.

 

[Boat1]

Guys with hands that are softer than their wife's hands...

 

[Photog1rl]

Tipsy me.

 

[Mewalkabout]

My mind when it dwells

 

[Cwtchseeker]

My gut instinct when I really should trust it

 

[Taegul]

An alarm clock. Never have, never will.

 

[Tallulah82]

Litsters who have never posted a photo but constantly like/love/etc and/or comment on everyone else’s photo posts.

I feel called out. I don't always like/love, or comment but yeah, it happens, unlike my posting photos which never happens. I didn't realise this made me untrustworthy.

 

[Saltfountain]

I feel called out. I don't always like/love, or comment but yeah, it happens, unlike my posting photos which never happens. I didn't realise this made me untrustworthy.

You have so many more actual reasons too...

 

[sister jenny]

Guys who keep their socks on when they fuck.

 

[Saltfountain]

Guys who keep their socks on when they fuck.

What about if they're fucking the sock?

Asking for a friend...

 

[dkak001]

I didn't realise this made me untrustworthy.

And here I thought it was a person's reaction score vs. posts ratio!
So all I have to do is post booty pics, and not worry about witty comments...
Shit, who knew?!?

 

[kyblue12]

Monkeys…. Poo flinging beasties…

 

[sister jenny]

What about if they're fucking the sock?

Asking for a friend...

Well, then I am obviously not involved (which might be a problem in itself) and therefore I don't care.

 

[Tallulah82]

You have so many more actual reasons too...

You're only sulking because I haven't sent you noods.

 

[Tallulah82]

And here I thought was a person's reaction score vs. posts ratio!
So all I have to do is post booty pics, and not worry about witty comments...
Shit, who knew?!?

That's what I keep getting told but I'd rather post dumb than post my arse.

 

[Saltfountain]

You're only sulking because I haven't sent you noods.

You're only saying that cos I've not shown you the chipolata

 

[Saltfountain]

Well, then I am obviously not involved (which might be a problem in itself) and therefore I don't care.

I'll let my friend know

 

[dkak001]

That's what I keep getting told but I'd rather post dumb than post my arse.

I mean, you could always post dumb, AND your arse... (please, please, please, please...)

 

[Saltfountain]

I mean, you could always post dumb, AND your arse... (please, please, please, please...)

She's not allowed to post me

It's against forum rules

 

[Tallulah82]

You're only saying that cos I've not shown you the chipolata

Your sexy talk always gets me so fucking turned on.

 

[Saltfountain]

Your sexy talk always gets me so fucking turned on.

Are the cobweb strings twanging?

 

[Tallulah82]

Are the cobweb strings twanging?

I don't know how you're not a best-selling wank author yet. You speak with such poetry.