Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

All this talk about vajankles and rule 34 and virgin eyeballs..

Here's a palette cleanser for everyone

https://i.ibb.co/932Rb8GL/ezgif-3ebc2bd6f9a00a.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

All this talk about vajankles and rule 34 and virgin eyeballs..

Here's a palette cleanser for everyone

https://i.ibb.co/932Rb8GL/ezgif-3ebc2bd6f9a00a.gif

Awwwwwwww

 

[Apisto42]

Yes.

Ctr+alt+del

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6vXJllKTSCgk5iFO/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91mq4ykfich5k0ypwdxtxu833613pvwxw3jkv2qh00&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

ok. some people here might love this

so as i tossed and turned last night unable to sleep, i reached over to my kindle to continue reading an epic romantic journey of self renewal by exploration... only to find a passage about a guy, while starving on an expedition who throws dynamite into a river full of piranhas... thinking he's killed all the fish, goes in and grabs the fish and keeps one in his mouth so he can grab more with his hands... when the stunned fish regained its senses and nearly bit his whole tongue off.

you're welcome

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok for all you “oldies”

This is the song clip that TikTok uses.

I can't believe that @crazychemgirl got me to watch that whole thing. I've never seen that show that was from, so this was all new to me. And it is all completely, her fault.

Just saying.

In case anyone was wondering.

Or stoned and needed something to ponder.

 

[Apisto42]

ok. some people here might love this

so as i tossed and turned last night unable to sleep, i reached over to my kindle to continue reading an epic romantic journey of self renewal by exploration... only to find a passage about a guy, while starving on an expedition who throws dynamite into a river full of piranhas... thinking he's killed all the fish, goes in and grabs the fish and keeps one in his mouth so he can grab more with his hands... when the stunned fish regained its senses and nearly bit his whole tongue off.

you're welcome

Sounds like a tosser.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

and youre welcome for that grammar massacre there too. sorry. too lazy to fix

 

[LupineOne]

All this talk about vajankles and rule 34 and virgin eyeballs..

Here's a palette cleanser for everyone

https://i.ibb.co/932Rb8GL/ezgif-3ebc2bd6f9a00a.gif

Itsapuppyyyyy

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sounds like a tosser.

the tongue or the whole guy?

 

[Apisto42]

and youre welcome for that grammar massacre there too. sorry. too lazy to fix

S’ok. I skimmed it to just get the highlights.

 

[crazychemgirl]

and youre welcome for that grammar massacre there too. sorry. too lazy to fix

What’s horrible is I didn’t even notice … that’s how accustomed to you I am by now.

Fuck.

 

[Apisto42]

the tongue or the whole guy?

Yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't believe that @crazychemgirl got me to watch that whole thing. I've never seen that show that was front, so this was all new to me. And it is all completely, her fault.

Just saying.

In case anyone was wondering.

Or stoned and needed something to ponder.

Awwww yay!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes.

Smooth VJ … smooth.

 

[Apisto42]

Smooth VJ … smooth.

Not actually.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

S’ok. I skimmed it to just get the highlights.

just like when i read your story

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What’s horrible is I didn’t even notice … that’s how accustomed to you I am by now.

Fuck.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WNSQESUHvnunu/giphy.gif

i give up

 

[LupineOne]

If you’re eyeballs AREN’T virgins … then we need to have a more in depth conversation.

They aren’t anymore.
First time they’ve experienced that…that….*shudders*

 

[BrendaBear]

I still have "..a bag of weed, a bag of weed..." going through my head.

Thanks @crazychemgirl . This is just so great.
https://media.giphy.com/media/NCLMi57tY5c2AdlGPM/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

YOU DIDNT VOTE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

The deadline that YOU set is tomorrow.

I had it done. Now with some... very recent developments, I have to change some.

 

[morelikeasong]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WNSQESUHvnunu/giphy.gif

i give up

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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but it is giphy!

now get off my lawn

 

[crazychemgirl]

The deadline that YOU set is tomorrow.

I had it done. Now with some... very recent developments, I have to change some.

Yeah but you COULD HAVE JUST SENT THEM … fuck your procrastinating ass.

 

[Apisto42]

just like when i read your story

I sent you a story? Wtf. Was I high?

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah but you COULD HAVE JUST SENT THEM … fuck your procrastinating ass.

So... @UnquietDreams has a "procrastinating ass".... so... he must be full of shit?

*** oh golly!!! I'm cracking me up now, for sure!!! ***