🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[AtramentousRex]

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I like looking...

I'm certain there is a waiting list of handsome men and beautiful women who long to help you with that kitty.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Look.... I'm not proud of this laugh ok?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm shit at a lot of things but I'm an excellent partner.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

When your dirty mind sees filth everywhere.
@morelikeasong

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If you get this.... I probably want to make out with you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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When your dirty mind sees filth everywhere.
@morelikeasong

I swear to fuck if I ever get lucky again and get a facial and my traitor brain makes me think of this I'm gonna cry!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I swear to fuck if I ever get lucky again and get a facial and my traitor brain makes me think of this I'm gonna cry!!

Sorry not sorry!!

 

[Wriggle]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Ice cream you say??

 

[Apisto42]

Messy mornings

She’s wasting it!

 

[Wriggle]

Ice cream you say??

A lot of fun can be had with ice cream.
No coincidence it is a homophone for I scream

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

She’s wasting it!

Or does she have to crawl around and clean it up???
Think creatively!

 

[Apisto42]

Or does she have to crawl around and clean it up???
Think creatively!

Sure, I just prefer it in her or on her. More visually satisfying.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sure, I just prefer it in her or on her. More visually satisfying.

I'll note that in your file. I think there's enough here to start a Volume II

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Fucking A. No one tells stories about the graceful ancestors.

 

[Wriggle]

Fucking A. No one tells stories about the graceful ancestors.

I live my life so that the biography will keep the reader hooked.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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As I'm going back an cleaning up my thread (aka censoring graphic nudity ) I am reminded how fucking sexy words are and how images with zero nudity can be the most erotic.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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There's just something about a contained cock.

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Proving my point.
Nudity 0 Sexiness 1

 

[AlpineFresco]

They're taking the visual porn?
They're eating the dogs, they're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Wait. I think I got confused.
Why is the rum gone?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

They're taking the visual porn?
They're eating the dogs, they're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Wait. I think I got confused.
Why is the rum gone?

Bc it's 3am on a Monday!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Vittorio Reggianini

I love how girls everywhere and in every time be silly as hell. And I love how the satin is painted.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Honest question...

 

[Lmizzler]

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Is this a Shel Silverstein that I’m not remembering?