Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Pick me up on your way!!!

I know the rules, Ass, Grass or Gas!! I am all out of grass and gas!! lol

Great rule! I am really good at being an ass!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

Just finished a Star Wars themed church service. I need to talk about force-choking heathens in my sermons more often.

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[UnquietDreams]

They were fucking heavenly

Oh yeah? Well...
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My kid got it for me for my birthday. She understands me...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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True story. The floor is Capitalism.

Though I hope he has monetized it...

 

[Qky75]

I’m busy making strawberry compote … cream cheese glaze and I’m about to put my cinnamon buns in my waffle maker.

I'm taking my insulin. It's pretty much the same thing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Okay, I know -- May the Fourth. But now I want to watch this again.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Okay, I know -- May the Fourth. But now I want to watch this again.

My sexual orientation is the entire cast of The Mummy

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s a rough life

 

[MindYaBitness]

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It’s a rough life

I'm enjoying my tiny Dogwood tree in full bloom. I had to search for this thing, and paid an arm & a leg for it, years ago when I built this house. I do t regret it one bit!

 

[peekingone]

I'm enjoying my tiny Dogwood tree in full bloom. I had to search for this thing, and paid an arm & a leg for it, years ago when I built this house. I do t regret it one bit!
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this is beautiful. You don't see many of them anymore...... Stay after it as they are a sure feel good tree.

 

[MindYaBitness]

this is beautiful. You don't see many of them anymore...... Stay after it as they are a sure feel good tree.

My old house had a 45 year old dogwood, I loved it, but it had white blooms which aren't my favorite. This one is a Cherokee Chief Dogwood, which no nursery within 100 miles seemed to have. I'm lucky to have found it!

 

[JayInLondon]

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As it's May the 4th I thought all you Star Wars nerds may like this if you haven't seen it before

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[peekingone]

My old house had a 45 year old dogwood, I loved it, but it had white blooms which aren't my favorite. This one is a Cherokee Chief Dogwood, which no nursery within 100 miles seemed to have. I'm lucky to have found it!

That is for sure.. They are expensive, but SO worth it....

 

[MindYaBitness]

That is for sure.. They are expensive, but SO worth it....

Exactly. I found it at a little out-of-the-way nursery. It was larger, more mature, than they usually plant for new construction homes. Worth e ery penny!

 

[peekingone]

Exactly. I found it at a little out-of-the-way nursery. It was larger, more mature, than they usually plant for new construction homes. Worth e ery penny!

Take care of it for sure as they love TLC.....

 

[JayInLondon]

My old house had a 45 year old dogwood, I loved it, but it had white blooms which aren't my favorite. This one is a Cherokee Chief Dogwood, which no nursery within 100 miles seemed to have. I'm lucky to have found it!

When I brought my place last year I spent a good two months taking out a load of pampas grass the previous owners had put at the front. Midway through, I got told that pampas grass is a sign for swingers which put the previous owners in a different light!

Have some azaleas in which are starting to grow and look nice but don't have a pic to hand and it's too dark out now to go take one!

It took 2 months as I did my back in going to town on it with a pickaxe, then when I went in for round 2 I found out the hard way there was a bee's nest in it.....

 

[LupineOne]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Am I gonna be attempting to be plant veggies for the first time as an adult??

 

[LupineOne]

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Am I gonna be attempting to be plant veggies for the first time as an adult??

I hope so! What’s the plan?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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"Take Five," in 5/4 time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[MrMakersMark]

My old house had a 45 year old dogwood, I loved it, but it had white blooms which aren't my favorite. This one is a Cherokee Chief Dogwood, which no nursery within 100 miles seemed to have. I'm lucky to have found it!

I love that you have one of those!

Cherokee Princesses everywhere, but even in Missouri where dogwood is the State tree and flower, the Chiefs aren't very common.

Very cool.