Sex & Shenanigans

Came across this on Reddit.

Figured it could probably be retitled "A Slow Tuesday on Lit."

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Now why the hell would that booklet need that subtitle? Was the title not clear enough? The writer turns in "50 000 dick pics" to their editor who in turn is like "Oooooh I dunno, a title like that? Not too sure what I'ma find inside. Better clear it up some, y'know?"
 
I love bookmarks …. Hate physical books.
Let me rephrase that …. Love physical books. Love the feel of them. The smell of them… the vivid real of them.

I hate the hand cramp from holding them.
I hate the weird way the spine makes it kind of hard to read and you don’t wanna pull it apart too hard or it breaks..
I hate how you have to physically GO to a place to get a new one if the one you’re reading isn’t good or you finished it.
I hate that it isn’t instantly accessible anytime I pick up my phone if I’m suddenly in a situation where I need to kill some time and reading is far preferable to going on Facebook or Instagram.
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I buy a few real books still, big mostly only from authors I’ve loved for a long time.
Yes! I buy hardcovers from my favorite authors and buying them for anyone else is like me anointing the new chosen ones 😂

My phone hit me in the face when I fell asleep reading until I discovered the phone/tabletholderarmthingythatattachestoyourbed™️ (not sponsored)
Did you buy the little ring clicker page turner too? No, just me? 🤭

Are you the heretofore mythological Queen of Breakfast?
Queen of all food and beverage because I come from a family that’s half a Italian and half social butterfly so the thought of not being prepared at a moment’s notice to entertain a small army is a deep seated fear?

Yeah, yours sounds much better 😂

It’s why I always have books with me when I travel, even if reading isn’t on the agenda…you never know ❤️
Always 💕
 
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