Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You are all assholes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not.

No, you are not.

 

[Apisto42]

It only works if you say it three times.

Hey! I was going for brevity. Just the idea of it. A tease. Because then you were antic….









…ipating the final one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Cruel_summer]

You drifting away from Detroit, Toledo, Port Clinton/Sandusky, Vermillion, Cleveland, Ashtabula, or Erie?

Buffalo!

 

[UnquietDreams]

It only works if you say it three times.

If you say it three times he appears. Or it sends him back.

 

[LupineOne]

You are all assholes.

I’m not. I just want to eat people from time to time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too!

And sometimes their assholes as well, on a case by case basis.

 

[Qky75]

I’m not. I just want to eat people from time to time.

Waste not want not am I right?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m not. I just want to eat people from time to time.

Me too!

And sometimes their assholes as well, on a case by case basis.

Waste not want not am I right?

And this? This is why I love lit. The true philosophy of life right there in these three perfect posts.

Perfection. A way of life.

Beautiful. Just beautiful dudes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not. I just want to eat people from time to time.

I just want to murder them … is that better or worse?

 

[LupineOne]

Waste not want not am I right?

You are correct, sir.

 

[Qky75]

I just want to murder them … is that better or worse?

To butcher without consumption is just wasteful folly.

 

[LupineOne]

I just want to murder them … is that better or worse?

Worse. Because, from a certain point of view, me eating you could be a very good thing.

 

[LupineOne]

To butcher without consumption is just wasteful folly.

He gets it.

 

[Qky75]

Worse. Because, from a certain point of view, me eating you could be a very good thing.

I smiled....but then I realized for the wrong reason ...then I smiled again

 

[LupineOne]

I smiled....but then I realized for the wrong reason ...then I smiled again

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well then.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Well then.

 

[SWR101]

Well then.

“Yes I’ll take ‘Terrifying things I was happier not knowing’ for 2,000, Alec…”
“And thats our second daily double!”

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Yes I’ll take ‘Terrifying things I was happier not knowing’ for 2,000, Alec…”
“And thats our second daily double!”

You’re welcome.

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Well then.

So, since he could evidently reach it,
he was probably doing some self-service before he met Itsy-bitsy and decided to settle down...

.....I guess?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I’m right there with you … it smells like weed gummies

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, since he could evidently reach it,
he was probably doing some self-service before he met Itsy-bitsy and decided to settle down...

.....I guess?

Well technically it doesn’t get chewed off … it just detaches … but it plugs her hole so that no other men-spiders can mate with her.