Sex & Shenanigans

[cheekygirl75]

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I want the other way as well, specific lines with no chitchat and only the required interactions.

I was listening to a comedian who was commenting on how chatty pot dispensary workers are, and how they are nearing oenophile-levels of snobbery. "I don't care how 'smokeable' it is. I just came from the liquor store pal -- they don't talk. 'No backpacks' is the only social interaction you get."

That is what I want in every line.

I’ve heard there are hair salons that have a “quiet chair” so if you choose that one, you don’t have to chit chat with the stylist. I wish there were one like that near me!

 

[lavendersilk]

I’ve heard there are hair salons that have a “quiet chair” so if you choose that one, you don’t have to chit chat with the stylist. I wish there were one like that near me!

I just close my eyes. That usually does the trick.

 

[Jaws82]

Don’t feel too happy for me… I did have to pay back $2k in govt money I received cuz I got more than I was owed. Cuz the system was so janky with so many people applying and it wasn’t super clear with the rules they just approved everyone. I’m sure there’s still people who haven’t paid back what they got in error.

Yeah I remember holding off for a few weeks just in case. I think I still had to pay back $1000.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ve heard there are hair salons that have a “quiet chair” so if you choose that one, you don’t have to chit chat with the stylist. I wish there were one like that near me!

I need an “I’ll tip an extra 20% if you don’t lecture me about heat-styling causing breakage and just cut my fucking hair” chair

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’ve heard there are hair salons that have a “quiet chair” so if you choose that one, you don’t have to chit chat with the stylist. I wish there were one like that near me!

I barely have hair left but I would go for the quiet chair...

 

[LupineOne]

Well you ARE on a different time zone .., so I’ll forgive you for this transgression.. but just this once.

How nice. Must be the Canadian in you winning out for once.

And on a totally unrelated note: @crazychemgirl @Jaws82 @PassionatePanther if any of you Canadians want to adopt a 41 year old Gilead refugee, I would totally have no problem calling you “Daddy”

Yeah depending on how things go here @crazychemgirl I might be in a cabin in the woods up there somewhere, so if y’all need an out of the way Lit-house if shit hits the fan too hard…

 

[Cruel_summer]

I’m very close to the border. If I happen to float across Lake Erie can I claim asylum?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I go to a young 20-something girl with rabid ADHD and a mouth like buzz saw … I barely have to worry about chit-chat cuz she takes up all the talking space …

 

[crazychemgirl]

How nice. Must be the Canadian in you winning out for once.

Yeah depending on how things go here @crazychemgirl I might be in a cabin in the woods up there somewhere, so if y’all need an out of the way Lit-house if shit hits the fan too hard…

For once

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m very close to the border. If I happen to float across Lake Erie can I claim asylum?

I think so.
You just have to step across the border and shout, "I claim...Asylum!!".

Just like Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.

 

[Apisto42]

I go to a young 20-something girl with rabid ADHD and a mouth like buzz saw … I barely have to worry about chit-chat cuz she takes up all the talking space …

Surprised you haven’t taken her home yet …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Surprised you haven’t taken her home yet …

She’s too young for me… also I like her as a hairdresser… I don’t wanna lose a good hair girl.. those are like gold.

Right @MindYaBitness ??

 

[Apisto42]

She’s too young for me… also I like her as a hairdresser… I don’t wanna lose a good hair girl.. those are like gold.

Right @MindYaBitness ??

My dental technician talks the whole time. And expects me to answer.

I’m like wtf, your fingers are in my mouth.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m very close to the border. If I happen to float across Lake Erie can I claim asylum?

You drifting away from Detroit, Toledo, Port Clinton/Sandusky, Vermillion, Cleveland, Ashtabula, or Erie?

 

[crazychemgirl]

My dental technician talks the whole time. And expects me to answer.

I’m like wtf, your fingers are in my mouth.

I’ve dated men like this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You drifting away from Detroit, Toledo, Port Clinton/Sandusky, Vermillion, Cleveland, Ashtabula, or Erie?

I love the idea of living in a town called Erie … I don’t actually want to live there.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’ve dated men like this.

Past tense..

So you bit them didn't you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love the idea of living in a town called Erie … I don’t actually want to live there.

Wise, nothing good happened here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Past tense..

So you bit them didn't you?

Only the one. Some examples are only needed once.

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve dated men like this.

Weird. I prefer no talking if I’m busy with your mouth.

Moaning is good though.

 

[SWR101]

I’ve dated men like this.

What? We just want to be polite…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wise, nothing good happened here.
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I’m so glad someone got the reference… lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just close my eyes. That usually does the trick.

I go to a Russian salon. She doesn't chat.

I love her to my bones...

 

[crazychemgirl]

What? We just want to be polite…

“Ui donnnnght tiliimk taaatsh haaaaaw ieih wrrrrrrrrsh”


Sorry … your fingers were in my mouth.