Jade's World on Lit

[ShaneoD]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/pillow-sex-meme-1511792083.jpg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,top&resize=980:*

I do like the implication of "keeps slamming" meaning it's happened a few times, but he was far too obsessed with your body to realize the first few times

 

[JerseyJade]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.GChtfuB-Y-IzZoCfxzocIgHaHa?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

Not all girls!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.GChtfuB-Y-IzZoCfxzocIgHaHa?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

Not all girls!

The girl on the left

 

[JerseyJade]

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/86434423.jpg

Well someone isn't getting a job today.

 

[ShaneoD]

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/86434423.jpg

Well someone isn't getting a job today.

There's a timely reminder to scrub some social media

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

There's a timely reminder to scrub some social media

I say own it. Look them right in the eye and say 'yes. fuckin hell yes'

 

[JerseyJade]

I say own it. Look them right in the eye and say 'yes. fuckin hell yes'

You're not very good at job interviews, huh.

 

[ShaneoD]

You're not very good at job interviews, huh.

Luckily I've passed mine already in saying that they might check before so officially start

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You're not very good at job interviews, huh.

To be fair, I've never had an interviewer ask me about my stance on blowjobs I think I would flash my smile and dimples then gauge their reaction and proceed from there. But who doesn't love a beejer? Do I want to work somewhere that is anti-dick sucking? No. No I don't

 

[JerseyJade]

To be fair, I've never had an interviewer ask me about my stance on blowjobs I think I would flash my smile and dimples then gauge their reaction and proceed from there. But who doesn't love a beejer? Do I want to work somewhere that is anti-dick sucking? No. No I don't

Lmao!

 

[Booboobear84]

Lmao!

But admit it you are pro bj

 

[investor2020]

I need to stop listening to these conversations . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

But admit it you are pro bj

It really isn't that difficult to suck on a guy's dick and make him cum. Trust me.

 

[investor2020]

JJ, have you no mercy ?? . . . never mind, too late now !

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, have you no mercy ?? . . . never mind, too late now !

I was just stating a fact.

 

[investor2020]

Well your "fact" , and my previous post with the picture, means I'll sleep more soundly tonight !

Sweet dreams .

 

[JerseyJade]

Well your "fact" , and my previous post with the picture, means I'll sleep more soundly tonight !

Sweet dreams .

Night night Investor.

 

[investor2020]

When the women at the bar are tired of your braggadocio . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

When the women at the bar are tired of your braggadocio . . .

Willy???? The names you guys think of...

 

[investor2020]

Wait ! . . . those are females using that term !

 

[JerseyJade]

Wait ! . . . those are females using that term !

No they're not. They're birds... which makes it more ridiculous!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I was about to say hi but i just had a flashback

 

[investor2020]

No they're not. They're birds... which makes it more ridiculous!

From the internet: "Buxom women are "birds" because their full chest, great buns and legs make them seem birdlike."

 

[JerseyJade]

From the internet: "Buxom women are "birds" because their full chest, great buns and legs make them seem birdlike."

Um... women don't have beaks, so... NO!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Um... women don't have beaks, so... NO!

But...but...I could swear I've heard women say, "Put it on my bill."