Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

3 hours of sleep and 4 cups of Black Coffee , and everything's getting conquered

when I get 3 hours of sleep I call in sick to work and do fuck all

 

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[crazychemgirl]

I function on 5 hours of sleep

I get 7-8 every night … this means I am in bed by 8:30pm for my 4:30am wake up.

 

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[crazychemgirl]

Miss our little Nebzilla

 

[crazychemgirl]

I go to bed at 1am and wakeup at 6 am

[I am human , I swear]

Well this hasn’t been proven yet in a court of shenanigans

 

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I get 7-8 every night … this means I am in bed by 8:30pm for my 4:30am wake up.

One weird thing I’ve had to adjust too moving north is that I’m often in bed before the sun goes down.

 

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[crazychemgirl]

Do I uhh , get the Public Defender ??

You may choose from a jury of your shenanigang and you need to find your own lawyer.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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[crazychemgirl]

One weird thing I’ve had to adjust too moving north is that I’m often in bed before the sun goes down.

That is rough … I had to buy a blackout curtain for my bedroom so it wasn’t so bright

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't have either of those

I'll just represent myself
I plead I am human.... barely. Honestly, at this point I’m like 40% caffeine, 30% poor decisions, and 30% glitter

At least that adds up to 100%

Only proof the court of shenanigans requires is a selfie hidden in an emoji.

 

[Apisto42]

They wanna see if you’re bangable…. Next time add some rope, massage oil and chocolates… they’ll be lingering even longer and you’ll get a better look.

Sounds like overkill. I’ll just grab the big box of Trogan Magnums and call it a day.

Sidenote… this is why I love being a girl. I can ogle a girls tits for days and no one questions it

True. Lucky ho.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sounds like overkill. I’ll just grab the big box of Trogan Magnums and call it a day.

True. Lucky ho.

I am, in very fact.. a lucky ho

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess I'm gonna lose that case lol

(I'm not too fond of posting myself online ~)

It’s ok … you don’t have to. We accept you regardless.. you could be a troll (like me) or a goddess (like @MindYaBitness ) or even a dragon … and we’d still love you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Did you know...

 

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Respectfully. For artistic reasons.

https://i.ibb.co/PGgR7vLx/1000056188.gif

What about “fuck it, let’s try to fuck our depression away” depression?

Life goals

9 now.

I'm ready for my awards

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson lame

Is this just a general statement or do you want to see my tits too? Cause that can be arranged (again)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this just a general statement or do you want to see my tits too? Cause that can be arranged (again)

I always want to see your tits … do you even have to ask this question?