Sex & Shenanigans

[NakedStoryLover]

Well, don't put ALL OF THEM up your ass at once! Moderation, man.

NOW you tell me!

Wait a sec....

"Yes, ma'am. I have my health insurance card right here...."

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Overachiever , he wants to end up on the nurse group chat !

New kink unlocked...?

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://iili.io/3WnWwfS.md.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://iili.io/3WnWMbf.md.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b05ebd6f09d73c84506ea883cc10136d/tumblr_oydoi1h7M11s8h8xuo1_540.jpg
I am one, and I was married to the other.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Just gonna leave this here.

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Saw these posted on Reddit a couple of weeks ago. I thought someone could make a killing 3D printing new caps with flared bases.

 

[Apisto42]

Came across this the other day and thought of you fine collection of perverts:

https://i.ibb.co/bMZS5BDK/IMG-7759.jpg

 

[SWR101]

Came across this the other day and thought of you fine collection of perverts:

https://i.ibb.co/bMZS5BDK/IMG-7759.jpg

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[Apisto42]

I think it’s funny when I’m solo shopping at the grocery store. Women invariably check out what’s in my cart. I don’t mind. It gives me a chance to look at their tits so I guess we’re even.

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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Never heard any of this but throw around own set of dumb terms like ‘bag of dicks’ so there is hope for us all.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/494152490_2477520752585552_7520706437391343686_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=vvGt_HxosOYQ7kNvwG4rHpI&_nc_oc=Adl8TEZSy9wL-TpmyE0_PQgS6VRfBPy-IR9fStBnJ27QPXTLDmShYdQ4ypELlDhmXaw&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&_nc_gid=l9b3yf9pVVqESbDJWADzow&oh=00_AfGn9v9LUOgrnLStu0v8fs525vWAXfF5Nai_EThFsBn9nA&oe=6814E68A

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/492321239_1251100963352244_2478192303592869985_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p180x540_tt6&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=-D_9dQxWpnQQ7kNvwH1Ajx-&_nc_oc=AdkRqBylwBqOeZ76UV2kLrxwxAsfHAm49HbFntj8XZj5_5xIZrvWnxHK09IRHni2_rQ&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&_nc_gid=dNEU3RQ7HjRMnZ7L8tcDug&oh=00_AfFMZqjbqUZzuzWE7-szs_U2yRBrUuVaC0UATVj2zrNeWQ&oe=6815015C

 

[UnquietDreams]

@Kitty_so_frisky
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/494388346_10231871610666526_7248533228191425347_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=XaVChYVR4_IQ7kNvwHAGtrc&_nc_oc=AdnK2nUieRUkOZXOl2YSMCJmlE0q0NBthYkzuRTkFnWTeo-c4NSZ8DH7Js8bjozZNwo&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&_nc_gid=c0w4V_b0kLK7-1itXFUBiQ&oh=00_AfEpXnPhC2jvTDHxYpctQks9Y7LLW_6_DxlxIXiv352RHA&oe=6814DDB2

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuckin Golden ! XDD

What ever gets you in the Moog.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Kitty_so_frisky
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/494388346_10231871610666526_7248533228191425347_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=XaVChYVR4_IQ7kNvwHAGtrc&_nc_oc=AdnK2nUieRUkOZXOl2YSMCJmlE0q0NBthYkzuRTkFnWTeo-c4NSZ8DH7Js8bjozZNwo&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&_nc_gid=c0w4V_b0kLK7-1itXFUBiQ&oh=00_AfEpXnPhC2jvTDHxYpctQks9Y7LLW_6_DxlxIXiv352RHA&oe=6814DDB2

I’ll have you know I have a 3-compartment pop-up hamper that fits perfectly at the bottom of my wardrobe, and “fuck it, insomnia isn’t gonna let me sleep anyway, might as well play video games, read or stream stuff until the sun comes up” depression, thankyouverymuch!

 

[vagrantx]

What ever gets you in the Moog.

There he is,
the Electro Gypsy!
He stands motionless,
while he drops a melody!

yama-yamaha, yama-yamaha, moog and a casio

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Kitty_so_frisky
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/494388346_10231871610666526_7248533228191425347_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=XaVChYVR4_IQ7kNvwHAGtrc&_nc_oc=AdnK2nUieRUkOZXOl2YSMCJmlE0q0NBthYkzuRTkFnWTeo-c4NSZ8DH7Js8bjozZNwo&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&_nc_gid=c0w4V_b0kLK7-1itXFUBiQ&oh=00_AfEpXnPhC2jvTDHxYpctQks9Y7LLW_6_DxlxIXiv352RHA&oe=6814DDB2

I'm sure I have both

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think it’s funny when I’m solo shopping at the grocery store. Women invariably check out what’s in my cart. I don’t mind. It gives me a chance to look at their tits so I guess we’re even.

*Takes notes on how to get people to look at my tits

 

[morelikeasong]

*Takes notes on how to get people to look at my tits

Step 1: have tits

Wow, that’s all there is to it!
Now… lemme take a look?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Step 1: have tits

Wow, that’s all there is to it!
Now… lemme take a look?

Hey I have tits! You can certain take a look

 

[UnquietDreams]

Step 1: have tits

Wow, that’s all there is to it!
Now… lemme take a look?

Hey I have tits! You can certain take a look

And I can put forward, without fear of any disagreement, that both of you are highly aesthetically pleasing in the tits department.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.gifer.com/origin/32/3297c556f4a37372e846b7b9effdc610.gif

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/56/55/87/56558763f075e7775774f1716e306058.jpg

I was asleep before 10 after a single beer.... and really it was a beer wasted.

Yay

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think it’s funny when I’m solo shopping at the grocery store. Women invariably check out what’s in my cart. I don’t mind. It gives me a chance to look at their tits so I guess we’re even.

They wanna see if you’re bangable…. Next time add some rope, massage oil and chocolates… they’ll be lingering even longer and you’ll get a better look.


Sidenote… this is why I love being a girl. I can ogle a girls tits for days and no one questions it