lavendersilk
Skeptical Romantic
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BLASPHEMY!Have you ever considered decaf?
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BLASPHEMY!Have you ever considered decaf?
Do you ever just go on a tangent on some topic in your brain and then obsessively google everything about it…??
I feel so seen right now…Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both decended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about
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Have you ever considered decaf?
What she saidBLASPHEMY!
I like my coffee like I like my women as well -- with deep respect for the joy they both bring to my life.After our third deployment to the Persian Gulf, our carrier had returned to our homeport of Yokosuka, Japan. Me and my BFAMs, Rick and Mike, headed over to the Seaside Club for brunch the next morning. After we got our food, we each got a steaming mug of coffee and returned to our table. Rick promptly poured cream and sugar into his, stirred it, and took a sip. Afterward, he let out an exaggerated, "Ahhh."
He grinned, held up his mug, and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Tan and sweet!"
Not to be outdone, I held up my mug and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Black and strong."
We both grinned and turned to Mike. He was a few years older than us, and had a history of out-doing us on things like this. After eyeballing both of us for a long moment, he said, "Well, I likes my coffee like I likes my women. Been sitting around for a couple weeks, with chunky bits in the bottom and a big ring around the top."
Rick and I promptly lost some of our coffee, we were laughing so hard.
39 years myselfBeen a while since we did one of these silly things…
I think I got 54yrs. What about you?View attachment 2519061
Have you ever considered decaf?
BLASPHEMY!
I'm waiting for the deluge of angry response GIFs...What she said![]()
Which ever day she the most horny onGuys … what is your favourite day to fuck?
https://c.tenor.com/6C4ubE3fYEEAAAAC/tenor.gifWhich ever day she the most horny on
For religious reasons I only do it on days ending in the letter Y.Guys … what is your favourite day to fuck?
Yes! Just another 5 years
In the Caribbean, on the beach, drink in my hand, toes in the sand, teal colored water and I would say a dream guy but I really just want to be left alone to read booksWhat would be your dream birthday scenario..?
Maybe "dream guy" just keeps bringing you drinks and perhaps holds a big umbrella to shield you from too much sun while you read.In the Caribbean, on the beach, drink in my hand, toes in the sand, teal colored water and I would say a dream guy but I really just want to be left alone to read books![]()
Do you ever just go on a tangent on some topic in your brain and then obsessively google everything about it…??
Easy...
the man of my dreams
a beach-side cottage
he would be worshipping me
the end
oh... and tacos
Sure why not, and add some ribeye or steak to the mix with loaded fries you got yourself a deal.Maybe "dream guy" just keeps bringing you drinks and perhaps holds a big umbrella to shield you from too much sun while you read.![]()
Seriously: you ladies are awesomeYes, hello ADHD!
What she said!!
You'd want @LupineOne to cook up that steak. It's not like I'm incompetent, but "a good man's gotta know his limitations." If it's a Shenanigang party, I think he's demonstrated he'd be the grill master & chef of choice.Sure why not, and add some ribeye or steak to the mix with loaded fries you got yourself a deal.
Trust me, I agree, @LupineOne does know how i like something cooked, even @UnquietDreams and @BrendaBear knowYou'd want @LupineOne to cook up that steak. It's not like I'm incompetent, but "a good man's gotta know his limitations." If it's a Shenanigang party, I think he's demonstrated he'd be the grill master & chef of choice.
Aye when she say she on go it’s time to go . My tool needs to stay prepared
I've come around to appreciate Tom Cruise's movie The Firm. When I first saw it in the theater, it was a very literate crowd. It seemed from all the loud groans that the entire audience hated the film. But that was because we'd all read the book. About a decade later, the movie was on television, and I tried really hard to watch it without my preconceptions from the book getting in the way.Ok here’s a game … tell me something you like that is traditionally disliked.
Some kind of food.. a show.. a song.. a movie..
Whatever.
But don’t just tell me … convince me WHY I should like it too.
Make a case for it.
Hey, you started it!Settle down.