I believe…. 🤔

[BongoGal]

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I believe that "Doomsman" is a better title than "Judge"

 

[Taegul]

I believe any woman who hits a laugh or love reaction to this post, does so because she wants to dance the horizontal tango.

I'm just being silly. I know it doesn't work that way. Maybe. You're damn right I'm checking to see who reacts. DUH!

 

[Peter_Out]

I believe any woman who hits a laugh or love reaction to this post, does so because she wants to dance the horizontal tango.

I'm just being silly. I know it doesn't work that way. Maybe. You're damn right I'm checking to see who reacts. DUH!

Okay lube up!

I'm just being silly too - you reaps what you sows!

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I believe any woman who hits a laugh or love reaction to this post, does so because she wants to dance the horizontal tango.

I'm just being silly. I know it doesn't work that way. Maybe. You're damn right I'm checking to see who reacts. DUH!

I gotcha, boo.

Tee hee hee
TNT

 

[Taegul]

The depths I'll sink to for a laugh...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The depths I'll sink to for a laugh...

Sink to, or are sunk to?

 

[Taegul]

Sink to, or are sunk to?

I believe.....both.

 

[CuriousRick]

I believe Thursday should be Friday and all weekend 3 days!

 

[Wonderer67]

I believe work should be treated somewhere between toleration and a combination of the office and Seinfeld.

(not too seriously)

 

[Cruel_summer]

I believe people need to stop playing the victim and take accountability…

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I believe my mental health is fucking with me

 

[Cat]

I believe if I stare at the fridge long enough, a snack will manifest via dark magic.

Or.. I just need to walk into the kitchen a specific number of times (a prime number obviously), and then I would have figured out what it is I want to snack eat.

I would then have to repeat the procedure until said food/snack manifested.
Naturally...

 

[positiveflirt]

Or.. I just need to walk into the kitchen a specific number of times (a prime number obviously), and then I would have figured out what it is I want to snack eat.

I would then have to repeat the procedure until said food/snack manifested.
Naturally...

I believe I know why @Cat is in the kitchen so often

 

[Anastasia1999]

I believe the good ones are gone

Nope, I am still here.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I believe if I stare at the fridge long enough, a snack will manifest via dark magic.

I believe that if I put a padlock on the fridge in the evening, I would be able to throw away all my big knickers.

 

[Cat]

I believe that if I put a padlock on the fridge in the evening, I would be able to throw away all my big knickers.

But... Do the food magically appear in your fridge too?

(Ps. May I borrow your padlock? I mean.. cake!! In the fridge.. )

 

[Anastasia1999]

But... Do the food magically appear in your fridge too?

(Ps. May I borrow your padlock? I mean.. cake!! In the fridge.. )

I wish. My problem is that food disappears from said fridge unless it is put into a Tupperware box.

I have to hide the stuff I like and then it calls to me in the evening.

I would give you all of the cake dear.

 

[Booboobear84]

I believe that if I put a padlock on the fridge in the evening, I would be able to throw away all my big knickers.

I believe lots of sex also burns some of those calories

 

[Anastasia1999]

I believe lots of sex also burns some of those calories

I believe you could be right.

 

[Booboobear84]

I believe you could be right.

I think we should perform some experiments. In the name of science!

 

[Peter_Out]

I believe my shine wore off as time wore on

I ain't no nice guy after all

 

[Anastasia1999]

I believe my shine wore off as time wore on

I ain't no nice guy after all

I believe I can relate to that sentiment.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I think we should perform some experiments. In the name of science!

Nice try!!

 

[Peter_Out]

I believe I can relate to that sentiment.