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Best breakfast pastry
Best breakfast meat
Best breakfast beverage
Best way to eat breakfast potatoes
Pastry: I have a soft spot for the danish with the fruit stripe down the center, whatever they’re called 🤷🏻‍♂️

Breakfast meat: sausage

Beverage: Coffee, but actual thirst-quenching, OJ.

The best version of breakfast potatoes? Is there such a thing?
Fine. If hash browns are done well, they’re amazing.
 
Ok … so what is the …


Best breakfast pastry
Best breakfast meat
Best breakfast beverage
Best way to eat breakfast potatoes
• Pain au chocolat (chocolate croissant) if we’re taking the literal meaning of pastry, specifically. Conchas if we’re using pastry as an umbrella term for baked goods!
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• Crispy bacon
• Orange-peach-mango juice, or a Bellini (sparkling white wine like Prosecco or Champagne, with peach purée or peach juice)
• Potatoes O’Brien…which is just another way of saying: ⬇️
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Potatoes- pan fried w/onion & pepper
 
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Ok … so what is the …


Best breakfast pastry
Best breakfast meat
Best breakfast beverage
Best way to eat breakfast potatoes
Pastry: cinnamon bun or a savoury scone
Meat: bacon. No question. Crispy is better
Beverage: all the coffee (with cream)
Potatoes: whatever those deep fried cubed potatoes are called. Homefries, maybe?
 
Ok … so what is the …


Best breakfast pastry
For breakfast?! Eww!

Best breakfast meat
Bacon.

Bacon, bacon, bacon. Specifically "back bacon". In a sandwich of thick sliced "proper bread". We're talking doorstop sarnies, here.

Best breakfast beverage
With that? ☝️ Tea, black. Darjeeling by preference.

Otherwise, orange juice.

Best way to eat breakfast potatoes
Nooooooooooo! Off the floor, if you really must! Eww!
 
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