Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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Wednesday is the worst.

Did that change your mind? I am very persuasive....

 

[BrendaBear]

New favorite insult. Thank you

I don't have the words to describe how much I want to see the reaction you get to that...

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[BrendaBear]

I'm still totally hot for you after this. Maybe even more than ever.

Fixed it for you.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wednesday is the worst.

Did that change your mind? I am very persuasive....

You talk crazy! How could "hump day" be bad???

 

[MrMakersMark]

Wednesday is the worst.

Did that change your mind? I am very persuasive....

Wednesday is the absolute worst.

Furthest day from the weekend you just had, and from the one inbound.

And it had the balls to convince people to call it "hump day"...and guess what?

Yep. You guessed it.
No humps to be found..ever!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Weren't you supposed to be napping or something??

I'm supposed to be working. But that never stopped me from engaging in rabble rousing before!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm supposed to be working. But that never stopped me from engaging in rabble rousing before!

Hmm....
You sound familiar.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmm....
You sound familiar.

I’m right here?!? Jeez Louise.

 

[SWR101]

Fixed it for you.

How kind, it’s like you read my mind

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

New favorite insult. Thank you

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

 

[Cruel_summer]

I don't have the words to describe how much I want to see the reaction you get to that...

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I shall report back

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

To be fair, I could walk to Canada from where I live.
I’m gonna go with Deerdick seagullfucker

 

[MrMakersMark]

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

Agreed.

Think this must be a Canadian thing, eh?

Meant to be not taken literally...in any way...ever.
Never ever.

Just those damned Canucks and their infernal LaBatts.

So funny. A funny people.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am … it’s called iced coffee, ya moosecunt beaverfuck.

Coffee is a dieretic, so it dehydrates you, all weird Canadian animal husbandry aside.

 

[positiveflirt]

In my head all i heard was..

Ohhhhhhh
who lives in a pineapple under the sea

MOOSECUNT BEAVERFUCK

 

[MrMakersMark]

Coffee is a dieretic, so it dehydrates you, all weird Canadian animal husbandry aside.

It's either weird or Canadian.
You don't have to say both.
It's implied.
Double negative rule is in play I think.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait....don't encourage her.

Uhm … excuse you.

 

[cheekygirl75]

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He's referring to Taco Tuesday!

Wednesday is the worst.

Did that change your mind? I am very persuasive....

Nope

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel like this is region locked to the great white north. Trying to think of a similar one for more temperate areas and getting nothing

Otterdick sealbanger is as good as I got. And that’s not good.

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I lived on the Oregon coast and the idea of getting mad at someone and saying "listen here, Otterdick sealbanger, that is just not okay...."

I love it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's either weird or Canadian.
You don't have to say both.
It's implied.
Double negative rule is in play I think.

EXCUSE YOU!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hi9H0ywExtIAAAAd/juliannemoore-biglittlemoore.gif

I lived on the Oregon coast and the idea of getting mad at someone and saying "listen here, Otterdick sealbanger, that is just not okay...."

I love it!

Omfg I love this.

What’s the Nevada equivalent??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nope

Okay, tough audience.

How about: Wednesday really is totally the worst, and I'm not even kidding. Not even a little bit. The. Worst.

That change your mind?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Omfg I love this.

What’s the Nevada equivalent??

In Nevada, they just call people "tourists," and that is bad enough.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Okay, tough audience.

How about: Wednesday really is totally the worst, and I'm not even kidding. Not even a little bit. The. Worst.

That change your mind?

Nope, still Tuesday for me! There’s a little hope on Wednesday, it being hump day & halfway to the weekend. On Monday everyone is commiserating on it not being the weekend anymore. Tuesday doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tuesday doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

Taco Tuesday still exists.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope, still Tuesday for me! There’s a little hope on Wednesday, it being hump day & halfway to the weekend. On Monday everyone is commiserating on it not being the weekend anymore. Tuesday doesn’t have any redeeming qualities.

Other than taco Tuesday.