I believe…. 🤔

[EvaLane]

Did he not put out, or was it just over that quickly?!

No, actually, I believe it may be best if you don't answer that!

The game required his full attention, so the chump didn’t get laid and his team lost. lol

 

[Peter_Out]

The game required his full attention, so the chump didn’t get laid and his team lost. lol

Wow

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaDk2cGVvMGswN2t6YW9kZ2gzMzhoZGJ6OTkxb2RqbzE4d3VjeXE1MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cr9vIO7NsP5cY/giphy.webp
Him, not you. Although he did snag you somehow, so obviously also...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8Bg54ztQnEMAAAAd/winner-winner-chicken-dinner-winners.gif
(I am quite concerned about your husband's choice in headgear, I have to say.)

 

[fsa52]

I believe 4:30 is way too early to be awake.
I also believe I need more coffee quickly.

 

[Peter_Out]

(I am quite concerned about your husband's choice in headgear, I have to say.)

Is that first gif showing up for anyone else, or only the second one?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I believe my wife should never say I need a nappy-poo or snacky-poo ever again

 

[fsa52]

Is that first gif showing up for anyone else, or only the second one?

I see both!

 

[Peter_Out]

I see both!

Okay, thank you

 

[EvaLane]

Is that first gif showing up for anyone else, or only the second one?

lol both are showing up.

Funnily enough this sort of shrug-me-off attitude is probably why I’m with him. I’m usually ok being told no, I kinda like it.

But sometimeeeeeeessssssss it makes me actually wanna burn the house down

 

[Peter_Out]

lol both are showing up.

Thanks. The giphy one isn't, for me, even though it obviously did before, because I was able to select it

Funnily enough this sort of shrug-me-off attitude is probably why I’m with him.

But... but... didn't you say to me the other day something about nobody being able to resist your charms, or something like that? I said I had morals, I think, and I thought you said something about being able to break anyone's resistance. And I was so looking forward to you trying, too

I’m usually ok being told no, I kinda like it.

But sometimeeeeeeessssssss it makes me actually wanna burn the house down

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMGxlMW9mZnZpZmE3NnlmaDVxOGcxejRxNzk0bGdheWUzaW42a2JnYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/t6NsMK0AkcaqdUnHL6/giphy.webp

 

[cheekygirl75]

I believe this is HILARIOUS

The look on the male lion's face!

 

[Taegul]

I believe, sometimes, that this 11" cock just might be more trouble than it's worth.

Oh, sorry.

I believe I took a wrong turn and thought this was the baseless lies thread. My sense of direction is terrible.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I believe, sometimes, that this 11" cock just might be more trouble than it's worth.

Oh, sorry.

I believe I took a wrong turn and thought this was the baseless lies thread. My sense of direction is terrible.

I also believe that an 11” cock is too much trouble! There is such a thing as too much of a good thing

 

[Saltfountain]

I also believe that an 11” cock is too much trouble! There is such a thing as too much of a good thing

I believe that @TANSTAAFL58 is taller than 11", but agree with him that he's a cock and a lot of trouble...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I believe that @TANSTAAFL58 is taller than 11", but agree with him that he's a cock and a lot of trouble...

I believe I have been complimented.

Or, possibly insulted.

Or described accurately.

Two out of three?

 

[Saltfountain]

I believe I have been complimented.

Or, possibly insulted.

Or described accurately.

Two out of three?

Go with all 3 to be on the safe side

 

[Taegul]

I also believe that an 11” cock is too much trouble! There is such a thing as too much of a good thing

I believe you just haven't been properly hypnotized yet.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F68.media.tumblr.com%2F9fe32b5acca630a602f466a757ba054f%2Ftumblr_mjw3w7IGVa1rk2f5ro1_250.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=dcbc850b7fd90e6da72f65621e2c2631053ddec6249b46e2a0cfa6b602034549

 

[cheekygirl75]

I believe I might be too nosy for my own good sometimes…

 

[HollyS]

I also believe that an 11” cock is too much trouble! There is such a thing as too much of a good thing

I believe there are some areas of life in which medium is the best!

 

[SWR101]

I believe… I pulled a muscle in my left glute at the gym today

 

[cactusjack0584]

I believe if you haven’t had a drink in like 2 years… you get frisky and post your dick

 

[Taegul]

I believe I'm doing some drinking tonight just to keep me from posting dick pics. Is that really how it works?

 

[Mei5ter]

I believe that a man uses his right hand for just one thing in the morning. My needy little kitty believes I should be using it to give her a little rub instead...

I also believe that you're all pervs, and would point out that drinking coffee in bed while my cat headbutts my hand is fraught with danger.

 

[Mei5ter]

Oh. And until this coffee kicks in, I'm also so tired that I can easily believe six impossible things before breakfast.

In which case, Milliways it is. And the answer to "Had you will have been looking forward to it?" is yes.

 

[BrendaBear]

I believe if you haven’t had a drink in like 2 years… you get frisky and post your dick

Wait... Jack, do you mean "to post" like in the British sense? Like.... are you mailing your dick someplace?

Wait... I know you're a 'Merican...

Nevermind.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wait... Jack, do you mean "to post" like in the British sense? Like.... are you mailing your dick someplace?

Wait... I know you're a 'Merican...

Nevermind.

Don’t worry it’s gone now…
So now interpretation is irrelevant…

but also don’t check your mailbox… because I very well may have mailed a Polaroid of it….