Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I legit lol.

I’m pretty sure the girl in the video is trying not to pee her pants.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvj458/

 

[Apisto42]

I’m pretty sure the girl in the video is trying not to pee her pants.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvj458/

You what I don’t have on my phone? The TikTok. So I’ll just take your word for it.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yeah...same here.
I don't tik with the tok.

 

[LexxRuthless]

You what I don’t have on my phone? The TikTok. So I’ll just take your word for it.

Love that you refer to it as "The TikTok."

 

[MrMakersMark]

Someone here chastised me once for it already.
I may have actually considered putting it on my phone for a minute or 2.

Which in all honesty is a great credit to her persuasive ability.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You what I don’t have on my phone? The TikTok. So I’ll just take your word for it.

Fucking lame.


99% of my dopamine is tiktok related. There’s just something about a dude filming a pan of cooking mushrooms and then changing the song to Dragula when one kind of looks like a skull face … that just makes me laugh out loud and sometimes until tears are running down my face.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I have not believed in my dress shirt buttons in like a decade. I either have to sew them up or just not wear that type of shirt

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Regular oranges, yeah, valid. Cuties (mandarins) are so much easier to peel though! Would still have room for Kit-Kat after eating it too

You what I don’t have on my phone? The TikTok. So I’ll just take your word for it.

Same. That applies to all the Insta reels @jason28053 posts too

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or a video of a million baby chickens running out of a building to the sound of slipknot.

 

[crazychemgirl]

For reference

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvqRCc/

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or this fucking gem that made me guffaw out loud.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvgupU/

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

(Not counting the TikTok videos I posted a day or two ago, because they were playable without DLing the app, and I couldn’t find the original YouTube video that the last video used the song of in the background)

 

[MrMakersMark]

For reference

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvqRCc/

 

[SWR101]

Yeah, I don’t Tok the Tik either, the few clips worth watching aren’t worth yhr hassle of having it

 

[LexxRuthless]

Or a video of a million baby chickens running out of a building to the sound of slipknot.

THAT is one helluva video playing in my head right now. Only, my cartooney brain is trying to make half of them animated peeps instead of baby chickens.

EDIT: Also, now that I watched the actual video, I realize in my version they were running out of some government building. FBI headquarters, maybe?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Or this fucking gem that made me guffaw out loud.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvgupU/

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not sure what brought on all the Jeff Goldblum gifs, but I’m here for it

 

[morelikeasong]

Can y’all not open TikTok links with your browser?
I have the app but I can usually watch them in browser

 

[MrMakersMark]

Not sure what brought on all the Jeff Goldblum gifs, but I’m here for it

I always send the 'Blum.
There is a Goldblum gif for every occasion.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, I don’t Tok the Tik either, the few clips worth watching aren’t worth yhr hassle of having it

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[morelikeasong]

For reference

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBtvqRCc/

They’re missing out on so much dopamine. Thanks for the hit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can y’all not open TikTok links with your browser?
I have the app but I can usually watch them in browser

The ones I embedded with the video button yesterday worked here. The links @crazychemgirl posted just now open a new browser window, then open the App Store when I hit the play button

 

[crazychemgirl]

They’re missing out on so much dopamine. Thanks for the hit

Right?!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Can y’all not open TikTok links with your browser?
I have the app but I can usually watch them in browser

I am a one-click pony, Song.
It opens or it doesn't.

If I have to get creative and create a system to get there...that fucker better have the cure for pattern baldness or sumpin'.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

They’re missing out on so much dopamine. Thanks for the hit

I get my dopamine the old fashioned way: cumming 8-24 times in a day

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am a one-click pony, Song.
It opens or it doesn't.

If I have to get creative and create a system to get there...that fucker better have the cure for pattern baldness or sumpin'.

Lazy fuck.

I bet you fall asleep licking vag.