Weird ways to masturbate

[johnwyne007]

I guess as far as weird ways to masturbate, I like rubbing my clit through my underwear. I love the feeling of friction that it gives.

That’s so hot since you could do that often in public. Or someone lending a helping hand. So many possibilities

 

[Deleted member 6789170]

Im up early today. Horny at 4am. Dildo between my thighs...

 

[johnwyne007]

Im up early today. Horny at 4am. Dildo between my thighs...

Very good girl Elle

 

[ShinyCrazyDi]

(Posted this in a LGBT+ thread before I saw this one) I'm a bi-woman with a casual bf/fuckbuddy. He doesn't know how I masturbate or that I write erotica so it's kind of fun thinking about posting the details here. I get off in the middle of the day while I write & my flatmates aren't home, but not while I write for my jobs (freelance tech writer, not sexy stuff). I prefer to do it alone, I'm very much 'in my own head' when I do it. I only have sex a couple of times a week but I get myself off at least once a day (except when I'm mid-period). I like that I can 'multitask' while I'm alone & it's only about me.

My home's across the road from a sports field, & my largest bedroom window looks right into it (where people are always jogging, playing football etc). I like doing it with my curtains open (although nobody would be able to tell what I'm doing from out there).

I've never enjoyed fingering myself, I find devices work better & keep my hands clean & allow me to do other things (maybe it's because I have ADHD). I have a few different vibrators, but my faves are the 'wearable' ones (I'll add the Amazon page of the kind I use the most, although I bought mine from a physical shop). I'm usually fully dressed & lie face down on my bed with my laptop in front of me. I grind my cunt against a pillow. Often I'll switch off the pulsing action, & only have the clit vibration running, the motion of grinding allows me to control the thrusting penetration with my hips. If I really get into it I'll sometimes roll up my top so my nipples grind against the bedspread (my tits are small so I get away with going bra-less around the house).

The last time I was in a committed long-term relationship with a man (a few years ago) we lived next door to a nice old guy in his 70s who lived alone & didn't have any friends/family. Sometimes we'd fuck with the curtains open so the old man could watch. We got so used to it there wasn't any 'performance' but it felt amazing knowing there was an audience. A few times he (the old man) tried to convince me to let him have a go & it became uncomfortable telling him no all the time & my bf had a word with him to stop pestering me. We broke up a few years later, about issues that had nothing to do with our sex life (he wanted kids, I didn't, he's now married with a nearly-2-yo) & last year I went to the old neighbour's funeral (& he left us both a little money in his will, which we hadn't expected). I'm not interested in letting anyone else watch me fuck anymore, but I do really love having the curtains open when I'm getting myself off & being able to look up & watch people going about their everyday lives. Although no one knows I'm rolling my hips with a vibrator in my pussy under my leggings or shorts. It's very relaxing & when I'm writing erotica I hope it comes through in the prose. I've been thinking about writing a story about my ex lately, we'll see. Got a few stories on the burner already. Anyway - if there are any women (or people looking for something to get a woman or anything) you can find my fave vibe on Amazon (of course, every woman's different & this might not be the exact right one for her). But I really like this type & highly recommend it, especially for the 'smaller' ladies out there. (NO relation to seller, not sponsored or whatever, just in case someone is looking for something new to play with).

https://www.amazon.com/Generic-Butterfly-Masturbator-Vibrators-Remotecontrol/dp/B0D31JJRK4?th=1

 

[Deleted member 6789170]

Been edging and humping teddy for over 2.5 hrs like a needy black slut. Time to grab toy to cum before work....

 

[michael2956]

My wife told me she did in the Target parking lot with the handle of a lint roller

 

[Bitbrokensub]

Side down the tub and let the water fall from the faucet right there, it's a unique feeling, still gets me off at times. Tool:faucet?

 

[Stopokochac]

I have this small bench in my bathroom that I hump

 

[DripPreCum]

I do tend to use toys and my hand. Nothing like an intense orgasm while a toy is pressing on my prostate.

I sneak my wife's slender vibrator with the bulb shaped head from her night stand and bang my prostate until it makes me cum handsfree. It is like I'm pissing cum! It is truly an uncontrollable ejaculation.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

I have recently started experimenting with the Vulcan hello (cock between ring and middle finger) and it's been brilliant.

I have this tendency to get too intense with my grip, and it's a perfect solution for me. Less chafing, less pressure on the nerves and glans, I don't feel like I'm competing with myself, and the sensation is so new and incredible.

Live long and prosper indeed.

 

[Rodlicker57]

Side down the tub and let the water fall from the faucet right there, it's a unique feeling, still gets me off at times. Tool:faucet?

How about a Hot Tub?

 

[Justtina]

I may have used an empty corona bottle before

 

[fullservice65]

I may have used an empty corona bottle before

That would make me a Corona drinker.

 

[lowcollar]

I've used carrots, cucumbers, dildos, buttplugs, fingers, large anal toys and vibrators for my ass. For my dick, the favorite is a fake pussy/asshole. It needs a little warming up, but with the right lube, it's great. I also eat my cum....sometimes with fingers and sometimes I scoop it up with a spoon. I find that I love something in my mouth while I jerk off. ...usually a lifelike dildo.

 

[Curious_2]

You're a vegetarian,right??

I've used carrots, cucumbers, dildos, buttplugs, fingers, large anal toys and vibrators for my ass. For my dick, the favorite is a fake pussy/asshole. It needs a little warming up, but with the right lube, it's great. I also eat my cum....sometimes with fingers and sometimes I scoop it up with a spoon.

 

[Jake6900]

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?

I like to video mutual.masturbate with woman but they hard to find

 

[SirSparky]

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?

When I first started dating my ex wife, we were mid teens and would use my Atari 2600 joystick to fuck her with. When we married we tried sex toys but she never liked them. Instead we would use things from around the house. TV remote, spoons, Carrots, cucumbers, bananas in their skins etc

 

[lets_roll_12]

So the obvious suction-cup dildo stuck to the bathroom tiles and the obligatory jewelled steel plug are give-ins during playtime, but that one time I was feeling decisively naughty and used a girthy carrot while bent over the balcony rail while stroking my throbbing cock.
Think I need to re-visit that level of fun again.

 

[fma20fma]

I have watched on porn insertion of objects by guys in the pee hole. Thats weird.

 

[SirSparky]

I have watched on porn insertion of objects by guys in the pee hole. Thats weird.

I have seen porn vids of women inserting weird things in theor pee hole too. Not just sounding or catheter but handles of cutlery, fingers, dildos, nettles . Even fucked in the pee hole

 

[fma20fma]

I am surprised at the suggestion of woman pee hole sex.

 

[fma20fma]

is it ok if i ask for such clips on sites pl?thanks for yr time.

 

[Foxed]

I have seen porn vids of women inserting weird things in theor pee hole too. Not just sounding or catheter but handles of cutlery, fingers, dildos, nettles . Even fucked in the pee hole

The fourth hole! Fuck that, three is plenty

 

[SirSparky]

is it ok if i ask for such clips on sites pl?thanks for yr time.

If you just search pee hole insertions im sure you will find many. There is one particular woman that takes a lot in her pee hole. Stimm99 or something like that

 

[fma20fma]

Thanks to sparky for kind reply.