Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

I'm guessing it might feel longer for you than some of us, but I'm guessing you might be the youngest Lit legend around this place.

No, it doesn't feel like I've been coming on here for 7 years. This makes me feel old!

 

[ShaneoD]

No, it doesn't feel like I've been coming on here for 7 years. This makes me feel old!

Damn, that want the plan, I was supposed to make you feel like a superstar. You're easily one of the most attractive people on here and will be for a long time

 

[JerseyJade]

Damn, that want the plan, I was supposed to make you feel like a superstar. You're easily one of the most attractive people on here and will be for a long time

Aww, you're so sweet.

 

[13Fantasies]

Damn, that want the plan, I was supposed to make you feel like a superstar. You're easily one of the most attractive people on here and will be for a long time

She can be a superstar without age references.

 

[JerseyJade]

She can be a superstar without age references.

Age don't mean shit to me. Okay... that's a lie. I do have my limitations ya know.

 

[ShaneoD]

She can be a superstar without age references.

I was trying to blow smoke up her ass for getting there so young, I clearly made a balls of it

 

[13Fantasies]

Age don't mean shit to me. Okay... that's a lie. I do have my limitations ya know.

89 and toothless?

Or will that be a strength then?

 

[JerseyJade]

I was trying to blow smoke up her ass for getting there so young, I clearly made a balls of it

Hey! My ass is off limits!

 

[JerseyJade]

89 and toothless?

Or will that be a strength then?

Gross!

 

[13Fantasies]

Hey! My ass is off limits!

A shame. Especially as good as IT looks

 

[ShaneoD]

Hey! My ass is off limits!

Ok, but I am allowed to say it's a nice one aren't I?

 

[13Fantasies]

Gross!

Thinking you'll be done by then?

 

[JerseyJade]

A shame. Especially as good as IT looks

You can look but don't touch. Well, you can rub it, but that's it!

 

[ShaneoD]

You can look but don't touch. Well, you can rub it, but that's it!

Don't believe him if he tells you that his wallet started growing

 

[13Fantasies]

You can look but don't touch. Well, you can rub it, but that's it!

Deal!

 

[13Fantasies]

Don't believe him if he tells you that his wallet started growing

Ironically, i am one of the few men that seems to carry his wallet in his front pocket.

Saved me many embarrassing moments with uninterested women.

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't believe him if he tells you that his wallet started growing

If that happens, then he'll have to give me all that money in his wallet before I let him touch anything.

 

[13Fantasies]

If that happens, then he'll have to give me all that money in his wallet before I let him touch anything.

Best money I've ever spent.

 

[JerseyJade]

Best money I've ever spent.

I would give you your money's worth.

 

[13Fantasies]

I would give you your money's worth.

I have NO doubt

 

[ShaneoD]

If that happens, then he'll have to give me all that money in his wallet before I let him touch anything.

Wait I'm getting a pay rise at the end of the month, well a new job with a better salary, but still

 

[JerseyJade]

Wait I'm getting a pay rise at the end of the month, well a new job with a better salary, but still

Congratulations!

 

[ShaneoD]

Congratulations!

Thanks, here's hoping those body scanners are easy to use

 

[investor2020]

My idea of the proper Easter Bunny . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/82bcd2ab05c84c7442232992e093f1fb/fe271616b49322f6-c6/s540x810/0c3488aba7322401f7e726d34c8d6d62a266f20b.jpg

 

[13Fantasies]

My idea of the proper Easter Bunny . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/82bcd2ab05c84c7442232992e093f1fb/fe271616b49322f6-c6/s540x810/0c3488aba7322401f7e726d34c8d6d62a266f20b.jpg

But with @JerseyJade there instead.