🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Apisto42]

Idk my vote might need to go to @Apisto42 but I’m having a hard time believing he’s never won before?

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Hell, I was the very first winner of WotW.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk my vote might need to go to @Apisto42 but I’m having a hard time believing he’s never won before?

()

Nominated for not doing the barest due diligence re: this most prestigious of awards.

 

[EvaLane]

Nominated for not doing the barest due diligence re: this most prestigious of awards.

I’ve been reading threads on good dick photos, a girl only has so much time!!

Hell, I was the very first winner of WotW.

Well, I think my vote is going back to me then. And I think I have earned yours, too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve been reading threads on good dick photos, a girl only has so much time!!

True wanker priorities. Nominated.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I knew what I meant. Nominated for not understanding the implication. Sheesh.

https://c.tenor.com/vvhTV15UH4YAAAAd/tenor.gif

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve been reading threads on good dick photos, a girl only has so much time!!



Well, I think my vote is going back to me then. And I think I have earned yours, too.

Jokes on you. There’s no voting. It’s a totally fair (not) judging process though by the PoJ.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Jokes on you. There’s no voting. It’s a totally fair (not) judging process though by the PoJ.

And some of the PoJ are the biggest wankers!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And some of the PoJ are the biggest wankers!!

“some”. Very generous.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yes. Like someone’s Johnson. Not mine. But someone’s. Allegedly.

@Apisto42 it looks like the monkey has been discussing your body parts in a favourable light on other threads

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Apisto42 it looks like the monkey has been discussing your body parts in a favourable light on other threads

Allegedly

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not doing the barest due diligence re: this most prestigious of awards.

Nominated for not giving @EvaLane the proper name of the resource for such research: The Anals!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not giving @EvaLane the proper name of the resource for such research: The Amal’s!

Like Nitrate? I mean..appropriate. But I think that’s with a “y”

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’ve been gone. Didn’t wanna bust the 7k nut and have you return to a cold, congealed, 7,200 post and still try to have the awards!

Nominated for the very visceral element of that post.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Like Nitrate? I mean..appropriate. But I think that’s with a “y”

Stupid autocunt! I swear I typed “The Anals!”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for the very visceral element of that post.

Fair

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hell, I was the very first winner of WotW.

Yes, but we're Wanker of the Year? AFAF

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, is this thread still going?
Are we trying to shift MYB off her trophy throne?
In which case, I nominate myself for absence without leave.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, is this thread still going?
Are we trying to shift MYB off her trophy throne?
In which case, I nominate myself for absence without leave.

You are so immature! First of all, it's a Throne Room. and, second, polished and given pride of place, my extensive vibrator collection Legos & trophiess are displayed to best advantage. You should be so lucky as to see the majesty of my awards!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXZ5b281eHgwcTA2bWd5dHZmcTFraTF2ZzF0YnkwbWdoZHNpMTc2YyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TJKm32CqAr0CA/giphy.gif

 

[37_ttej]

You are so immature! First of all, it's a Throne Room. and, second, polished and given pride of place, my extensive vibrator collection Legos & trophiess are displayed to best advantage. You should be so lucky as to see the majesty of my awards!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXZ5b281eHgwcTA2bWd5dHZmcTFraTF2ZzF0YnkwbWdoZHNpMTc2YyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TJKm32CqAr0CA/giphy.gif

I'm so immature I read 'majesty of my assets' first time around.
As such, I volunteer a further self-nomination.

PS: As a fellow Lego-lover I am appreciative of such collections.

 

[StillRain]

Are you judging? Whom do we need to pander too?

I’m always judging.

 

[Apisto42]

Yes, but we're Wanker of the Year? AFAF

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say with that grammatically shitty sentence, but I think you’re trying to throw some shade and boast about being WotY.

But we all know you didn’t actually do any wanker behavior. You just showed your admittedly fabulous tiddies a lot and acted cute. While that may have caused a lot of wanking, you were not actually being a wanker.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m always judging.

Judgy mcjudgy pants.

Wanker.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say with that grammatically shitty sentence, but I think you’re trying to throw some shade and boast about being WotY.

But we all know you didn’t actually do any wanker behavior. You just showed your admittedly fabulous tiddies a lot and acted cute. While that may have caused a lot of wanking, you were not actually being a wanker.

What appears as poor grammer is actually a secret code I learned from @OrdinaryPerson. Only the most select initiates can comprehend this esoteric knowledge on a level that transcends the understanding of mere Amazonian fish!

As for the rest,

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGwzNzMwM255amdobW44a21tOXpuOHRpdWZsN3Z1MXNzY3JwYmE2NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/eeYCKm1UriwMAKe11Q/giphy.gif

 

[StillRain]

What appears as poor grammer is actually a secret code I learned from @OrdinaryPerson. Only the most select initiates can comprehend this esoteric knowledge on a level that transcends the understanding of mere Amazonian fish!

As for the rest,

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGwzNzMwM255amdobW44a21tOXpuOHRpdWZsN3Z1MXNzY3JwYmE2NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/eeYCKm1UriwMAKe11Q/giphy.gif

I haven’t read anything this wanky since the last time I did.

 

[Apisto42]

What appears as poor grammer is actually a secret code I learned from @OrdinaryPerson. Only the most select initiates can comprehend this esoteric knowledge on a level that transcends the understanding of mere Amazonian fish!

As for the rest,

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGwzNzMwM255amdobW44a21tOXpuOHRpdWZsN3Z1MXNzY3JwYmE2NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/eeYCKm1UriwMAKe11Q/giphy.gif

Nominated. Total wanker alert.

I haven’t read anything this wanky since the last time I did.

I know right?