🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AmberLGreen]

You know, someone on here saw your hand in that pose and got turned on.

Oh, almost forgot: wanker.

You don’t have to refer to yourself as “someone”. We all know what a wanker you are

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll add some fresh meat to this season and nominate @TXRafe not merely for excessive GIF usage (yeah, that’s right I said it) but worse for pioneering multiple gifs in one message. Fuck that’s more annoying than writing 5 paragraphs that still somehow don’t actually address the conversation at hand.

Wanker.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll also throw in a perennial favorite and nominate @crazychemgirl for dragging her feet so much on the 7k awards. Worst edging ever.

Wanker.

 

[TXRafe]

I’ll add some fresh meat to this season and nominate @TXRafe not merely for excessive GIF usage (yeah, that’s right I said it) but worse for pioneering multiple gifs in one message. Fuck that’s more annoying than writing 5 paragraphs that still somehow don’t actually address the conversation at hand.

Wanker.

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/qWfeujWXNj4AAAAd/major-league.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I nominate @EvaLane for being a general menace to society.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/CttjJzEh7W0AAAAC/who-hurt-you-andrew-pham.gif
https://media1.tenor.com/m/qWfeujWXNj4AAAAd/major-league.gif

With malice aforethought.

 

[EvaLane]

I nominate @EvaLane for being a general menace to society.

Let me tag all my friends and foes to sway the vote, *ahem*

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@cheekygirl75

Ok hopefully your one vote will sway the crowd

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let me tag all my friends and foes to sway the vote, *ahem*

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@cheekygirl75

Ok hopefully your one vote will sway the crowd

I think villains call them minions. Or Henchpeople. I’m just speculating here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well then I guess not only did Jesus rise again this month so did WotW. Fitting.

Bring on the nominations.

Are you judging? Whom do we need to pander too?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Let me tag all my friends and foes to sway the vote, *ahem*

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@cheekygirl75

Ok hopefully your one vote will sway the crowd

I’m here to back you up as a menace to society! I mean… an absolute angel!

I think villains call them minions. Or Henchpeople. I’m just speculating here.

Minion? Hah! Henchlady, please.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m here to back you up as a menace to society! I mean… an absolute angel!



Minion? Hah! Henchlady, please.

Nominated for supporting villainy

 

[Apisto42]

You don’t have to refer to yourself as “someone”. We all know what a wanker you are

The Apisto never refers to himself as “someone”. The Apisto is way to full of himself to refer to himself as “someone”.

The Apisto only needs you to use one of those fingers to massage his prostate, not the whole hand.

Ya wanker.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll also throw in a perennial favorite and nominate @crazychemgirl for dragging her feet so much on the 7k awards. Worst edging ever.

Wanker.

Nominating you right back off failing n your post whore duties.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating you right back off failing n your post whore duties.

You’ve been gone. Didn’t wanna bust the 7k nut and have you return to a cold, congealed, 7,200 post and still try to have the awards!

 

[Wand3rlust]

The Apisto never refers to himself as “someone”. The Apisto is way to full of himself to refer to himself as “someone”.

The Apisto only needs you to use one of those fingers to massage his prostate, not the whole hand.

Ya wanker.

The 'Apisto' is a wanker.

 

[Apisto42]

‘The Apisto' is a wanker.

First of all, I fixed it for you.

Secondly, totally. Only true wankers refer to themselves in the third person.

 

[Peter_Out]

Let me tag all my friends and foes to sway the vote, *ahem*

If it's votes you want, I'll give you one. And a vote, too.

 

[AmberLGreen]

First of all, I fixed it for you.

Secondly, totally. Only true wankers refer to themselves in the third person.

Is it secondly or totally?

Nominated for not knowing what he is talking about! Wanker

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not knowing what he is talking about! Wanker

That’s a nominatable offense? Because…I mean…

 

[Apisto42]

Is it secondly or totally?

Nominated for not knowing what he is talking about! Wanker

Homie, why you harshing my vibe? Like, totally dude. Be righteous.

 

[AmberLGreen]

That’s a nominatable offense? Because…I mean…

Nominated for not knowing what he means.

Seriously, what a bunch of brainless wankers!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Homie, why you harshing my vibe? Like, totally dude. Be righteous.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not knowing what he means.

Seriously, what a bunch of brainless wankers!

I knew what I meant. Nominated for not understanding the implication. Sheesh.

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for not knowing what he means.

Seriously, what a bunch of brainless wankers!

I’m a straight white man, do I need to know what I mean?

 

[EvaLane]

Idk my vote might need to go to @Apisto42 but I’m having a hard time believing he’s never won before?

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