Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Peter_Out]

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Yes.

Pass the bottle.

 

[Qky75]

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Booze will never break your heart.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Booze will never break your heart.

Depends … on how much and WHAT you drink and WHAT you do WHEN you drink

 

[UnquietDreams]

Booze will never break your heart.

Your liver, on the other hand...

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[crazychemgirl]

ok yall …. What is everyone doing for Easter.


Also a tip from me to you … if you hide Easter eggs in your house … and you’re over 30 … make a fucking map of where you hid them. That way you’re not staring at your kid mid-afternoon trying to count how many eggs they have and wondering if that’s how many eggs you bought for them and whether or not you’re going to have a subsequent rat problem later on from unfound eggs.

 

[SWR101]

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So… you can tolerate sitting in one place while being jabbed with needles over and over for hours? How would you like to work data compilation?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

ok yall …. What is everyone doing for Easter.


Also a tip from me to you … if you hide Easter eggs in your house … and you’re over 30 … make a fucking map of where you hid them. That way you’re not staring at your kid mid-afternoon trying to count how many eggs they have and wondering if that’s how many eggs you bought for them and whether or not you’re going to have a subsequent rat problem later on from unfound eggs.

And if they’re plastic eggs full of chocolates, wait until the kiddos leave the room so you can nom the unretrieved chocolate

 

[SWR101]

ok yall …. What is everyone doing for Easter.


Also a tip from me to you … if you hide Easter eggs in your house … and you’re over 30 … make a fucking map of where you hid them. That way you’re not staring at your kid mid-afternoon trying to count how many eggs they have and wondering if that’s how many eggs you bought for them and whether or not you’re going to have a subsequent rat problem later on from unfound eggs.

Probably just hanging out thwn meeting family for lunch. Kiddos are a little past egg hiding age at this point.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I served on an aircraft carrier. Just a heads-up. My boat might be a little bigger than you're used to.

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Isn't a boat a submarine? And you served on a Japanese carrier? Aren't they known for being slightly smaller?

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Men of shenanigans..?


Is this how you feel about me?

You don't terrify me, but your choice if vehicles does.

 

[Qky75]

Your liver, on the other hand...

Meh.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Isn't a boat a submarine?

Submarines are boats, but not all boats are submarines!

 

[SWR101]

Submarines are boats, but not all boats are submarines!

All boats are submarines, though. Once anyway

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

All boats are submarines, though. Once anyway

All boats have the potential to be submarines once…not all boats are submarines.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can I motorboat your submarine?

 

[SWR101]

Can I motorboat your submarine?

Im… not even sure what that means…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Submarines are boats, but not all boats are submarines!

This is true! And having been corrected by seamen, I'll never call an USN above-water-only vessel a boat again.

All boats are submarines, though. Once anyway

All boats have the potential to be submarines once…not all boats are submarines.

I was going to say the same thing!

Sort of like there are more planes in the ocean than subs in the sky.

 

[MrMakersMark]

ok yall …. What is everyone doing for Easter.


Also a tip from me to you … if you hide Easter eggs in your house … and you’re over 30 … make a fucking map of where you hid them. That way you’re not staring at your kid mid-afternoon trying to count how many eggs they have and wondering if that’s how many eggs you bought for them and whether or not you’re going to have a subsequent rat problem later on from unfound eggs.

I have no plans.
Which means my flank is exposed and someone will probably make some for me.

I'm sure it'll be incredibly worthwhile.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Can I motorboat your submarine?

I mean, if my baby is good with it, sure!

I'll return the favor with some clam diving, again, with her blessing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Im… not even sure what that means…

It’s ok. I don’t either.

Like 99% of the other shit I say.

 

[SWR101]

It’s ok. I don’t either.

Like 99% of the other shit I say.

Fair, fair

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can I motorboat your submarine?

You can motorboat my torpedoes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I only “worked” one day this week … and 2 last week.


Next week is gonna suck big fat donkey balls.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Im… not even sure what that means…