Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ahhh a selective sailor

Is that a semi seaman?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is that a semi seaman?

A capricious captain?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A capricious captain?

A mercurial mariner.

This is getting silly

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A mercurial mariner.

This is getting silly

A choosy chief mate

Silly is my bread and butter

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A choosy chief mate

Silly is my bread and butter

I think that’s point 11 or 12?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think that’s point 11 or 12?

Is that before or after posting your butthole?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that before or after posting your butthole?

After.

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[MrMakersMark]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ahhh a selective sailor

Is that a semi seaman?

A capricious captain?

A mercurial mariner.

This is getting silly

A choosy chief mate

Silly is my bread and butter

Maybe more of a Honed-in Harbormaster, because I’ve been known to give someone’s little sailors a hell of a send-off before they ship out

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe more of a Honed-in Harbormaster, because I’ve been known to give someone’s little sailors a hell of a send-off before they ship out

Do you shelter ships while the seas are surging?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you shelter ships while the seas are surging?

Sure, but the amenities of my harbor slips are so enjoyable, they often don’t want to leave, rough seas or not

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sure, but the amenities of my harbor slips are so enjoyable, they often don’t want to leave, rough seas or not

How many docks do you have available?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How many docks do you have available?

2 on the southern end of the dock, and 1 on the northern tip

 

[LexxRuthless]

Welp…the lowlights summary is: a male Litster admitted to saving pics in another thread and creeped people out, especially most of the women. Not sure if related to that or not, but MLAS has been MIA and Indie went poof

Sadly, this happens far too often. We've lost far too many of the fun ladies from the Playground and AmPics over the past few years due to this sort of shitty behavior.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am but it’s my secret shame, alright? I don’t like real maple syrup, there I said it!

(Me too. Don't tell...)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ll take a nice hubba hubba if I ever show my boobs.

Got it ..

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Got it ..

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I’ll take option B, please

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ll take option B, please

Got it. I always learn a lot here.
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Do you allow that as a safe harbor as well?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Got it. I always learn a lot here.
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Do you allow that as a safe harbor as well?

Your motorboat is safe with me!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Your motorboat is safe with me!

I served on an aircraft carrier. Just a heads-up. My boat might be a little bigger than you're used to.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I served on an aircraft carrier. Just a heads-up. My boat might be a little bigger than you're used to.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/91/58/e59158c1d3c5640a73235290976b0143.jpg

Please tell the rear admiral that thing is definitely too big to park in the 2nd southern slip! Seamen spilling out all over the place too…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Your motorboat is safe with me!

My boat is statistically average, but highly motivated.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I served on an aircraft carrier. Just a heads-up. My boat might be a little bigger than you're used to.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/91/58/e59158c1d3c5640a73235290976b0143.jpg

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

My boat is statistically average, but highly motivated.

I know you can make wave after wave after wave with it though! And no one knows how to unravel a sailor’s knot quite as well either

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know you can make wave after wave after wave with it though! And no one knows how to unravel a sailor’s knot quite as well either

Oh, you unravel me, Kitty-my-Heart.