~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Just popping in to wish @Chloe_Harper a very happy birthday. I hope it’s been one to remember always. 



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I am not so sure.
Wooohooo!!! Elizabeth is in the house!!!Just popping in to wish @Chloe_Harper a very happy birthday. I hope it’s been one to remember always.![]()
God I adore you with your sweet and fun excitement. You never cease to make me smile or laugh on here.
I see it! I see it!
I am not so sure.
At first glance I thought it looked like a singer holding a microphone waiting to belt one out.
I guess I got the belt part right.
Oh I like your new avatar too.I guess that’s two yays and one maybe? I don’t care - I’m keeping it (though rip my other one that I can’t find again!)
Thank you for saying that! I really appreciate that.God I adore you with your sweet and fun excitement. You never cease to make me smile or laugh on here.![]()
Oh, I wasn’t offended or anything… maybe questioning your eyesight a littleOh I like your new avatar too.
I was just trying to be funny again.
Sorry if it didn't come across that way.
With me it's always best to not take me too literally or too seriously.
Hmmmmm.... now I'm wondering... what is the best way to "take you"... maybe when you aren't expecting to get taken?With me it's always best to not take me too literally or too seriously.
Have a wonderful 21st birthday
Hope you have fun
Omg, thank you so muchJust popping in to wish @Chloe_Harper a very happy birthday. I hope it’s been one to remember always.![]()
Oh, wow, thank youHappy Birthday @Chloe_Harper
Hope you had a great day
This is currently just too much ass for you to handle.don't even get that butt on my birthday. Then wtf is a birthday for?!
Thank you for singing though
oh thank you so much!
I can take most things out of context to make a dirty joke
I will follow you into the gutter any day. But context woman!
It got a resurgence when it was used in the Netflix show Sensate in 2015! Reminded me what a good song it was.Since it is also Linda Perry's birthday...
...which was a big hit in 1993...
This is currently just too much ass for you to handle.![]()
Both very good options imo.Hmmmmm.... now I'm wondering... what is the best way to "take you"... maybe when you aren't expecting to get taken?
Like you're in the grocery store, picking out chips for the evening, and we should just run and do you right there in the grocery isle? "Johnny, there's some guy getting laid on aisle three again"
...or...
as you are stepping out onto your front porch to get the morning paper... just run up and jump your bones there for god and the neighbors to watch.... oh... people don't get newspapers anymore... bummer for you...
um....
thinking... thinking...
My pleasure is it’s totally true.Thank you for saying that! I really appreciate that.![]()
That's so sweet@Chloe_Harper
May your days be bright and filled with all the wonderful stuff that makes you smile and dance with joy.![]()
You know I am always happy to surprise and tittilate in the same postThat's so sweetand so hot
thank you
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You know I am always happy to surprise and tittilate in the same postHope you have a fabulous afternoon
Awesome!I wanted to try something new (for me) using two loop stations, I recorded each with different parts of the same weird song, just kind of to see if it would work.
We all know who it is for…