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With me it's always best to not take me too literally or too seriously.
Hmmmmm.... now I'm wondering... what is the best way to "take you"... maybe when you aren't expecting to get taken?

Like you're in the grocery store, picking out chips for the evening, and we should just run and do you right there in the grocery isle? "Johnny, there's some guy getting laid on aisle three again"

...or...

as you are stepping out onto your front porch to get the morning paper... just run up and jump your bones there for god and the neighbors to watch.... oh... people don't get newspapers anymore... bummer for you...

um....

thinking... thinking...
 
Hmmmmm.... now I'm wondering... what is the best way to "take you"... maybe when you aren't expecting to get taken?

Like you're in the grocery store, picking out chips for the evening, and we should just run and do you right there in the grocery isle? "Johnny, there's some guy getting laid on aisle three again"

...or...

as you are stepping out onto your front porch to get the morning paper... just run up and jump your bones there for god and the neighbors to watch.... oh... people don't get newspapers anymore... bummer for you...

um....

thinking... thinking...
Both very good options imo.

A surprise "wham bam thank you maam" would definitely keep me from overthinking things and messing up.
 
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