The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

I've got the Suck My and the D sorted but can't figure out the H

Shake my damn hootenanny

 

[Missk_2022]

It was funny to hear her be so loud. She seems genuinely pleased, I guess you would call it. Projecting human emotions and reactions onto cats is probably a place where we shouldn't tread. She always knows where I am when I come in. She has tooken to following me to doors when I leave, too.


I honestly got the feeling that she wanted to go with me on Monday.

Too bad she can't.... she is your little road partner

 

[Missk_2022]

Some of these motherfuckers need some irritatin'.


Mercifully, few-if-any postes here.

And they aren't around long if they show up....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And they aren't around long if they show up....

Das right.


Off for brekkies with Dr. Tyler, and then to fixerize her leaky-ass ice maker thingie. To be turned off until the end of time. Or of her living there.


I like traveling with TDK. She's good company once she settles in.

 

[Missk_2022]

34 and sunny.... high 55 today.

If my neighbor dont mow soon I am gonna have to rent a combine or a brush hog or something

 

[Missk_2022]

Das right.


Off for brekkies with Dr. Tyler, and then to fixerize her leaky-ass ice maker thingie. To be turned off until the end of time. Or of her living there.


I like traveling with TDK. She's good company once she settles in.

Have a nice visit...

Mani pedi today

Grocery pick up then maybe some weed pulling

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I believe I have been transported to the upper peninsula of Michigan.

It is snowing out this morning???

Only if it keeps snowing for hours

 

[cowboyup6977]

Hope everyone has a wonderful morning and day!

You too drive safe

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

39 and going to 59 today. Going for a long walk later this afternoon.

 

[Tweedledude]

All caught up at 0100 on a rainy early Saturday morning!

I had a good day. My lawnmower should be ready to roll when I get up. The battery is on the charger. I worked on my nails. Not finished yet; I'll finish later today.

And... drum roll, please..... I got my 2023 income tax refund today, complete with a tidy add from Uncle Sam in interest! WHOO-HOO!

This means I better do my taxes this weekend! I have no idea if I will owe or get some back.

Have a great weekend, everyone! Stay sassy! ️

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Have a great weekend lil. Enjoy that new lawn mower

 

[Tweedledude]

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The I’ve had so much caffeine I need a high speed clock to measure my pulse mode.
It’s on my bucket list to cut out caffeine completely. Yaaaa that’s working well

 

[Vitriolhack]

The I’ve had so much caffeine I need a high speed clock to measure my pulse mode.
It’s on my bucket list to cut out caffeine completely. Yaaaa that’s working well

Maybe use ne of the collar that apparently have the same magnetic effect the bonds of coffee grain have. I wonder if it’s quackery or if it works!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Have a nice visit...

Mani pedi today

Grocery pick up then maybe some weed pulling

The visit was okay. Food was good. The repair plan worked as planned. The repair part was perfect. Nary drops were seen afterward.


Trying to work up some motivation to get my ass out there and cut the grass for the first time this year. Last year, Old Cranky started on the first pull, and on the third one every time thereafter.

 

[Vitriolhack]

The visit was okay. Food was good. The repair plan worked as planned. The repair part was perfect. Nary drops were seen afterward.


Trying to work up some motivation to get my ass out there and cut the grass for the first time this year. Last year, Old Cranky started on the first pull, and on the third one every time thereafter.

Wow, grass has already grown!

I am looking forward to spring!

 

[likes2watchU]

Welp, half the day is gone and my erranding still isn't done
quick break for a quick catch up... y'all have been busy

Pays to plan ahead!!
Prior planning prevents poor performance!

Avoiding Asinine Advice Aids Advancement

Sip, Savor, and Smile — it’s Alliteration Week at the Café! Come for the clever coffee, stay for the pun-packed pastries!

Its not that deep. I'm still a kid just playing with my kids. It's a low effort endeavor that doesn't demand much praise or notice. It's just fun.

It's a time investment that not all parents can or will invest. As others have said, your children will remember those wonderful times spent with you... and how that time together made them feel.

Thanks for the kind words. I should have dropped in before this to say hello. I forgot how we all have worried over others.

You're here now... as much as you can. Love seeing you back and knowing that all is well... just a bit crazy at the moment

That’s the spirit!
If we was all that serious all the time, I’d go mad.
And not the angry kinda mad!

Thanks -- doing well. No emergencies -- lol -- just a heavy time at work. Or atwerk.

Sorry to hear that but glad you found the time to pop in and say hello.

I'm so glad Mrs. H is doing well! Now that you've been through this one, you'll know what to expect next time! Nursing is not for the faint of heart!

Yes to both - glad your wife's recovery is going well.
If nursing were easy, everyone would do it. Takes a special kind of person to be a good, effective nurse

Strip down!
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Like he needs any encouragement?

Hey! Who's side are you on? Wait... don't answer that!

The puppies, of course.

I usually log on and irritate some Lit insomniacs!

My brain heard... Litsomniacs? Animaniacs!

I'll be sure to call ahead!

Haha - yes, by all means, give them time to stop at the armory first. Pew-pew

There's NEVER a line for the men's room!

Right?

I had a good day. My lawnmower should be ready to roll when I get up. The battery is on the charger. I worked on my nails. Not finished yet; I'll finish later today.

And... drum roll, please..... I got my 2023 income tax refund today, complete with a tidy add from Uncle Sam in interest! WHOO-HOO!

Sweet! They took their dang time! Good luck with the numbers for this year's filing, Miss Moneypenny.

Yeah, most men won't care. MOST men will be understanding gentlemen about it.

That has been my experience. Most have been very understanding and gentlemanly about it.

Doing good thanks Lili. Bit tired after the week of driving but it's not too bad when there are two of you to share the burden. Funeral went well and it was nice to catch up with my entire family (only 10 of us now in total)

Welcome back. Funerals are funny that way. Sad, but a great way to catch up and reconnect. I know what you mean about the shrinking numbers. I try to remember to get out there and be present with those still here to count but still remembering and honoring those who aren't with us anymore. Some days are better than others.

I honestly got the feeling that she wanted to go with me on Monday.

Road trip with Dad? Why wouldn't she??

Some of the skuzziest bathrooms I ever used were at the lesbian bar. There was usually somebody in there.
Oh well.
Peeing in the alley out back is illegal . . . .

Which bars did you go to??
Wait - Men's room at the lesbian bar?
Yeah, that tracks.

Hope everyone has a wonderful morning and day!

Thanks, @Oldermom935. While I'm up much later than you, I love starting off my day with your memes and posts.

My daughter is coaching volleyball all weekend in Philly, so I think we’re gonna head down there and see her afternoon games and grab a cheesesteak!

Go Team!!

Club volleyball season.... Two years ago we were still shoulder deep in that world. My daughter played - I don't miss it

Yep - I have some siblings with kids in club sports. They are busy as all heck the entire season!

"Lavatory" is "sink."
It's Builderspeak.

I always thought it was a synonym for bathroom. Like davenport is for couch. Huh

I believe I have been transported to the upper peninsula of Michigan.
It is snowing out this morning???

Yeah - already heard that news from my BFF on the East Coast. They were not amused.

Classroom and driving across the state training is done. Now I train in the field in my home area until I certify. Two to four weeks, and with two students per trainer rather than seven. I hope to pick up a lot more practical steps.

Very glad the training is ongoing for a bit longer, but with a much better Instructor : Trainee ratio.

Are we the inmates or the wardens this time?

Q; Are we the inmates or the wardens this time?
A: yes!

Mmmmm.... inmates but we are in charge of stuff

?is that how litmo works

Me: *walks into Litmo... looks around*
Also Me: Hmm, place appears to run itself

The I’ve had so much caffeine I need a high speed clock to measure my pulse mode.
It’s on my bucket list to cut out caffeine completely. Yaaaa that’s working well

I did it 15+ years ago and have (mostly) remained caffeine free. I don't count the very occasional cup of regular coffee here and there.
I went from @ 12 cups a day to none in a month's time. Tapered to avoid withdrawal.

Maybe use ne of the collar that apparently have the same magnetic effect the bonds of coffee grain have. I wonder if it’s quackery or if it works!

It's English... I can read the words... but what?!?

Well, that's it for now... several more hours of errands ahead of me. Hoping to be done by 5 my time. Another busy day tomorrow. Not quite as busy but will keep me hopping nonetheless.
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[Missk_2022]

The visit was okay. Food was good. The repair plan worked as planned. The repair part was perfect. Nary drops were seen afterward.


Trying to work up some motivation to get my ass out there and cut the grass for the first time this year. Last year, Old Cranky started on the first pull, and on the third one every time thereafter.

The neighbors mowed my grass... he had to go over twice it was so long... need to weed whack the edges... it is on the charger...

I got my mani pedi which is so pretty and even found a pair of Levi's and a cute top .... it apparently spoil me day

Just had a late lunch.... I am still frozen on weight loss but at least not going up

 

[Missk_2022]

I apparently need some sun on my feet

 

[Tweedledude]

Welp, half the day is gone and my erranding still isn't done
quick break for a quick catch up... y'all have been busy


Sip, Savor, and Smile — it’s Alliteration Week at the Café! Come for the clever coffee, stay for the pun-packed pastries!

It's a time investment that not all parents can or will invest. As others have said, your children will remember those wonderful times spent with you... and how that time together made them feel.

You're here now... as much as you can. Love seeing you back and knowing that all is well... just a bit crazy at the moment

Sorry to hear that but glad you found the time to pop in and say hello.

Yes to both - glad your wife's recovery is going well.
If nursing were easy, everyone would do it. Takes a special kind of person to be a good, effective nurse

Like he needs any encouragement?

The puppies, of course.

My brain heard... Litsomniacs? Animaniacs!

Haha - yes, by all means, give them time to stop at the armory first. Pew-pew

Right?

Sweet! They took their dang time! Good luck with the numbers for this year's filing, Miss Moneypenny.

That has been my experience. Most have been very understanding and gentlemanly about it.

Welcome back. Funerals are funny that way. Sad, but a great way to catch up and reconnect. I know what you mean about the shrinking numbers. I try to remember to get out there and be present with those still here to count but still remembering and honoring those who aren't with us anymore. Some days are better than others.

Road trip with Dad? Why wouldn't she??

Which bars did you go to??
Wait - Men's room at the lesbian bar?
Yeah, that tracks.

Thanks, @Oldermom935. While I'm up much later than you, I love starting off my day with your memes and posts.

Go Team!!

Yep - I have some siblings with kids in club sports. They are busy as all heck the entire season!

I always thought it was a synonym for bathroom. Like davenport is for couch. Huh

Yeah - already heard that news from my BFF on the East Coast. They were not amused.

Very glad the training is ongoing for a bit longer, but with a much better Instructor : Trainee ratio.



Me: *walks into Litmo... looks around*
Also Me: Hmm, place appears to run itself

I did it 15+ years ago and have (mostly) remained caffeine free. I don't count the very occasional cup of regular coffee here and there.
I went from @ 12 cups a day to none in a month's time. Tapered to avoid withdrawal.

It's English... I can read the words... but what?!?

Well, that's it for now... several more hours of errands ahead of me. Hoping to be done by 5 my time. Another busy day tomorrow. Not quite as busy but will keep me hopping nonetheless.
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Wow simply amazing

 

[Tweedledude]

I apparently need some sun on my feet

Tis the season for sun for sure

 

[Tweedledude]

Maybe use ne of the collar that apparently have the same magnetic effect the bonds of coffee grain have. I wonder if it’s quackery or if it works!

Hmmmm. I’ll have to look into that

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wow, grass has already grown!

I am looking forward to spring!

Weeds, really. Still needs killin'.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The neighbors mowed my grass... he had to go over twice it was so long... need to weed whack the edges... it is on the charger...

I got my mani pedi which is so pretty and even found a pair of Levi's and a cute top .... it apparently spoil me day

Just had a late lunch.... I am still frozen on weight loss but at least not going up

I ain't cuttin' no grass afore tomorrow. It's damn soggy out there. Musta rained like a sumbitch here yestiddy while I was south.


I'm thinking a can o' beans for supper. Keepin' it real simple.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Missk_2022]

I ain't cuttin' no grass afore tomorrow. It's damn soggy out there. Musta rained like a sumbitch here yestiddy while I was south.


I'm thinking a can o' beans for supper. Keepin' it real simple.

He had to go over twice..... it was so long

 

[Missk_2022]

I ain't cuttin' no grass afore tomorrow. It's damn soggy out there. Musta rained like a sumbitch here yestiddy while I was south.


I'm thinking a can o' beans for supper. Keepin' it real simple.

I had chicken mac salad and veggies