The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

It’s always good to be back home!

It was funny to hear her be so loud. She seems genuinely pleased, I guess you would call it. Projecting human emotions and reactions onto cats is probably a place where we shouldn't tread. She always knows where I am when I come in. She has tooken to following me to doors when I leave, too.


I honestly got the feeling that she wanted to go with me on Monday.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Went to bingo tonight..it was fun.... now home..nail qppt in the am. Something funny did happen. So there was a huge line to the bathroom at the break. I was chatting to a lady behind me and find out she is a nurse practitioner. We decided that we were going to try to use the men's room, because there's no line. So she goes in there and it's like it's empty, and then came running out and said no it's not.. we cracked up it was hysterical. Then we went to the bathroom and the women's room like normal people.

Some of the skuzziest bathrooms I ever used were at the lesbian bar. There was usually somebody in there.


Oh well.


Peeing in the alley out back is illegal . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So now we know the hierarchy. Wat > W!

It's his thread idea, so he eternally has that "position."


He and his are eternally welcome wherever I am.


Wat has done learnt that we need to let people do for us sometimes because they need to do that. We "get it" after awhile.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I usually log on and irritate some Lit insomniacs!

Some of these motherfuckers need some irritatin'.


Mercifully, few-if-any postes here.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'll be sure to call ahead!

A very large flag of truce would work also.


Think "bedsheet" and not "towel."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She missed you!

She is most likely the smartest cat I have ever known to date.


Seeing as I believe that cats can transmigrate souls, I suspect that she is becoming a synthesis of Willow and a couple of others,.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There's NEVER a line for the men's room!

Men will use the lavatory, waste paper basket, and even the floor drain. Watch a two-holer bathroom become a five-holer . . . .


Ask me how I know.

 

[subdudeme13]

Strip down!
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I may have to start breaking rules.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And... drum roll, please..... I got my 2023 income tax refund today, complete with a tidy add from Uncle Sam in interest!

Da fuck????



All Wat ever got was a fist enema . . . .

 

[subdudeme13]

Men will use the lavatory, waste paper basket, and even the floor drain. Watch a two-holer bathroom become a five-holer . . . .


Ask me how I know.

On

There was the time I went to a demonstration in Washington and it was well attended and there were hundreds of buses. On the way back to NYC at the rest stop the girls just came into the men's room.
Also, I have seen lines at ball games. Especially on hot days and a lot of beer was sold.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Where is she going, B2? I hope you're not too lonely while she's gone.

Aww thanks. I miss her already. She is heading back to see her long time friends in California.

 

[Wonderer67]

Are you SURE????? Careful what you ask for!

I am sure!

 

[Wonderer67]

Worth it?

Meh… it had to get done…

I was working late anyway.

 

[Wonderer67]

That's not how @Mrswonderer described it...though she did convulse with laughter at the mention of "hour"

She actually attended it! Her, two coworkers and my boss. It was a fivesome!

 

[Wonderer67]

You wouldn't have come a'runnin' if'n I had said "apprised."

Hehe hehe… you said apprised…

Dang…. Nope it doesn’t roll off the tongue all funny like.

 

[Dayhoosier]

 

[Wonderer67]

It was funny to hear her be so loud. She seems genuinely pleased, I guess you would call it. Projecting human emotions and reactions onto cats is probably a place where we shouldn't tread. She always knows where I am when I come in. She has tooken to following me to doors when I leave, too.


I honestly got the feeling that she wanted to go with me on Monday.

She thinks you’re the big cat leader.

So she’s adapted to the social order. Now with the little cats… she maybe duking it out with ethyl!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

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I resemble that question

 

[Wonderer67]

Avoiding Asinine Advice Aids Advancement

I like this and may need to pay royalties!!

 

[Oldermom935]

Hope everyone has a wonderful morning and day!

 

[Wonderer67]

Are we the inmates or the wardens this time?

Q; Are we the inmates or the wardens this time?
A: yes!

 

[Wonderer67]

Good morning coffee cupcakes. Back home and all caught up with the mass of mindless meanderings that give this place its charm.
Have a wonderful weekend.

Glad you’re back.

Hope that things will get back to “normal.”

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning diner denizens, insomniacs, afternoon tea drinkers and others.

Up later than usual but it’s ok as the old dog has been good. I miss my partner already. She leave this morning.

A beautiful day is forecast with typical spring day. I plan to walk outdoors this afternoon. It’s nice to be outside with the sunshine.

Have a good day with no drama!

 

[Wonderer67]

Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.

Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.

Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

A few of these are very funny.

Very few.

 

[Wonderer67]

Da fuck????



All Wat ever got was a fist enema . . . .

From uncle Sam?

Well, I guess it is a sex site. You may what to post that in the “fetish and sexuality central”’ forum.