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[Missk_2022]

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Omg this is funny

 

[cowboyup6977]

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You always do

 

[Missk_2022]

If it turned off really cold, sometimes those tire pressure monitor thingies will show some bogus low tire readings. Toyotas seem to be touchy. The tire stores get a herd of nervous Nellie's some mornings.


I was one of those once when I wuz learnt this.

I had the same problem.
Turns out you will have this problem when driving around on 50000 mile tires at mile 90000...

Who knew

I need a keeper

 

[Missk_2022]

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I had a nurse friend whose little girl got in trouble at school for licking her friend. So she taught her that licks are only for popsicles and puppy dogs and not for people. I think it's hysterical

 

[dkak001]

Don't get your hopes up...

No, just reading the room is all.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Hola’ friends and neighbors! Haven’t been around due to some RL craziness. Hope everyone is doing well. Gonna be hit or miss for me for the next couple of months. I took two weeks off and I’m down 200 pages! Ahaha! This thread moves at the speed of light!

Quick MZ before the clock strikes noon!

 

[likes2watchU]

Morning, spoonies
I'm past the halfway point on my coffee and barely even scorched my tongue today

Hola’ friends and neighbors! Haven’t been around due to some RL craziness.

Not burying the lede today... HDH popped in with Proof of Life to say hello after an unexpected absence. Sorry RL is crazy right now. Take care and hope it all smooths out soon. Hope you can pop in from time to time - even just to say hello.

Lol. I can see where I went wrong there.

MLP=My Little Pony
Tier list=sucks, ok, not bad, pretty good, excellent, must have

My Little Pony makes way more sense
30? Thinking you got off lucky. That can be quite the rabbit hole!

Then it was your unbirthday celebration! ️

My husband used to call me picky. I just told him, "I picked you..."

right response

Best one I've ever had. I can actually see my way clear without feeling like I'm having to swallow a turd.

My sister and I call that taking a gulp of a big old shit shake

My BFF and I refer to "the muddy end of the stick".
As in, "Did you grab the clean end or the muddy end of the stick today?"

Hey, You!!! Happy Thursday!!! Slept okay here. Woke up with an idea going so I scribbled a poem before being awake. I'll check it for mindlessness and suckage later. Still working on cuppa #1.

That's a good process. I used to sleep with pen/paper by my bed to help record dreams. Trouble was, by the time I was awake enough to put pen to paper, the dream had disappeared from my recollection.

I do all my Lit-ing on my phone!

Mad props!! I find it nearly impossible on a phone and a major hassle on a tablet.

Oh boy the memories as my late wife was the nit picker but I had a safe word and no shit look that said I had enough. It worked.

Glad you found a system that worked so you could meet in the middle, sort of.

how much toothpaste you can squeeze out of the tube ( she would insist on getting at least 2 more weeks out of the tube that I would have discarded).

My turn to feel very seen. Just about anything in a tube. I have a couple meds that come in a tube. They are hella expensive, so I get... aggressive toward the end.

Good morning OM (thanks for humor) and MissK and others lurking. Good evening Lilli!

Called into emergency grandpa duty this morning. Snow came last night but the roads are OK. My daughter has to deal with a low tire issue this morning. I will drive safe. I never had a parent living close to me when I had children and car issues. Somehow I managed. My kids are spoiled a bit. I have always been a better helper and caregiver than a taker.

I hope they express their appreciation, B2. They are truly blessed to have you nearby and so able and willing to assist.

Heading out for 5 today . Hope everyone has an amazing, and wonderful Thursday...

Hope you had a good run, OM!!

My new truck tires, the RF has a slow leak. They're gonna get a warranty visit this weekend cuz Wat ain't puttin' up with that lame-ass shit.

True Dat! I mean, what's the point of a warranty if it's not enforced?
Sometimes that results in a policy change. In my defense, their original position was dumb IMO. While no longer to my advantage as a customer, where they landed after our... interaction... was much more in line with common sense businessing.

*peeks in*
Face feeling
Mcguyvering
Tire pressure

Seems about right *sips coffee*

Sometimes I need to remind my wife she's who said "Yes". She knew full well what she was getting into, and said yes anyway.
No take backs!

I do this w/ my SIL... but sparingly... and carefully, very carefully. Like - what did my brother do recently that prompts this conversation... again?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

So I drive up and see the donut wheel on her van. Her husband changed the tire and found it had a gash in it! She was not sure how that happened. The mystery flat tire continues. Stay tuned for the next episode .

 

[Missk_2022]

Hola’ friends and neighbors! Haven’t been around due to some RL craziness. Hope everyone is doing well. Gonna be hit or miss for me for the next couple of months. I took two weeks off and I’m down 200 pages! Ahaha! This thread moves at the speed of light!

Quick MZ before the clock strikes noon!

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We have been worried about you... is the wife ok...knee healing up?

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Mittering]

Its not that deep. I'm still a kid just playing with my kids. It's a low effort endeavor that doesn't demand much praise or notice. It's just fun.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

We have been worried about you... is the wife ok...knee healing up?

Yes! She’s doing extremely well after the first couple of days of lots of pain. Exercising and can now stand and shower without my help (darn). Got my mother moved out and back into her house and we’ve taken this opportunity to really clean house and downsize things.

Juggling two households is fun! .

Thanks for the kind words. I should have dropped in before this to say hello. I forgot how we all have worried over others.

 

[Wonderer67]

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I use that line on my wife all of the time!

Seriously!

 

[Wonderer67]

It’s not that deep. I'm still a kid just playing with my kids. It's a low effort endeavor that doesn't demand much praise or notice. It's just fun.

That’s the spirit!

If we was all that serious all the time, I’d go mad.

And not the angry kinda mad!

 

[Tweedledude]

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Yur Quacking me up OM

 

[Wonderer67]

Yes! She’s doing extremely well after the first couple of days of lots of pain. Exercising and can now stand and shower without my help (darn). Got my mother moved out and back into her house and we’ve taken this opportunity to really clean house and downsize things.

Juggling two households is fun! .

Thanks for the kind words. I should have dropped in before this to say hello. I forgot how we all have worried over others.

Glad to hear HDH. Tagged you a few daze ago, cuz I hadn’t seen hide nor hare of ya.

stay in touch - we need are morning z.

 

[Missk_2022]

Its not that deep. I'm still a kid just playing with my kids. It's a low effort endeavor that doesn't demand much praise or notice. It's just fun.

Well there r lots of kids who don't have q dad that will sit and discuss the merits of my little pony with their little girl.... she will remember this when she is big

 

[Missk_2022]

Yes! She’s doing extremely well after the first couple of days of lots of pain. Exercising and can now stand and shower without my help (darn). Got my mother moved out and back into her house and we’ve taken this opportunity to really clean house and downsize things.

Juggling two households is fun! .

Thanks for the kind words. I should have dropped in before this to say hello. I forgot how we all have worried over others.

So glad to hear it.... we were calling out your name like beetlejuice.....

 

[Missk_2022]

@Greylag the boys went right through that burn.... was that Ben with sam?
Ben always seems to take the best route.... i.e. shallow water. Soft landing over the wall...

Sam seems to be more of a I am gonna plow through it and deal with it....

I love them

 

[Mittering]

Well there r lots of kids who don't have q dad that will sit and discuss the merits of my little pony with their little girl.... she will remember this when she is big

Lol, I hope she remembers it fondly enough to wipe my ass in my old age or pay for someone who will.

I told Mrs. Mitt the other day that my retirement plan was to take an extra long walk in the woods one morning. HA!

Of course that started the whole, "How much insurance do we have?" conversation. Day ruined.

 

[Greylag]

@Greylag the boys went right through that burn.... was that Ben with sam?
Ben always seems to take the best route.... i.e. shallow water. Soft landing over the wall...

Sam seems to be more of a I am gonna plow through it and deal with it....

I love them

Yes Ben has sense and experience enough to take the easy route. Sam is just “stuff it this way is shortest…. Oh shit it’s deep and fast” lol…. Toby just jumps it,

All different characters but all good boys…. Thanks!

 

[Greylag]

Oh, dear! I spent too much time looking for bed vacuums on Amazon. Now I'm past my curfew again. Shhhhh! Don't tell!

Have a Thirsty Thursday, everyone. I'm off to get a feather massage. (Pulls B2 along by his tie!) ️

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@Lilianna23 i got lots of feathers for tying trout flies so May I go put a tie on too? Lol

 

[Greylag]

MacGyvering sounds like something Wat would say!

Is he influencing you???

That is Mac Intosh’s brother I believe

 

[Missk_2022]

Yes Ben has sense and experience enough to take the easy route. Sam is just “stuff it this way is shortest…. Oh shit it’s deep and fast” lol…. Toby just jumps it,

All different characters but all good boys…. Thanks!

I thought I saw sam with an oh shit that is cold and deeper than I thought look on his face...hahaha