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[hotwords229_A]

Pride & Prejudice

Is that the one with the zombies?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wow, I could have done without your arse in my face, mate!

First everyone complained about the lack of balls, now you’re complaining about too much ass.
It’s like I can’t make anyone happy!

 

[Wand3rlust]

First everyone complained about the lack of balls, now you’re complaining about too much ass.
It’s like I can’t make anyone happy!

Is that something you've struggled with for long?

*gestures *

Take a seat - let's delve into this further...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is that something you've struggled with for long?

*gestures *

Take a seat - let's delve into this further...

For your information, I think my ass and balls are properly proportioned to my frame.
And I think any of you would be honored to have either of them in your face.
Thank you for clearing this up.

 

[Wand3rlust]

For your information, I think my ass and balls are properly proportioned to my frame.
And I think any of you would be honored to have either of them in your face.
Thank you for clearing this up.

I mean I was talking about the making people happy part, but you focus on your arse and balls - it's YOUR session.

 

[Endless_Night]

Goodness! Someone was busy this morning!

Peter

...

... ...... .. .

I am. On the. Floor.

 

[Endless_Night]

Pride & Prejudice

Men could learn a thing or two about what real yearning looks like. It’s all the rage now, fellas.

Especially the 2005 version. Not the most faithful translation, but the changes, with Keira Knightley and Matthew McFadden?

Whoosh!

Is that something you've struggled with for long?

*gestures *

Take a seat - let's delve into this further...

Ooooooooh. Therapy!

*sits back to watch*

 

[Apisto42]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Most excellent male form.

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

A lot. And no, you can’t change people.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Nothing really, as long as it’s appropriate for the occasion. Are they comfortable in it? Feel good?

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Comfortable, but classy.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Confidence. A person comfortable with themselves can just about pull off (yes please) anything.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

I’ve lost a few buttons in my time. It was hot.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

When we were ten? Sure.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

It was funny getting a bit older and more confidence in myself because then when I got pantsed, I was like, “dude, if you want to see a real dick like mine, all you had to do was ask”.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Yes. It notifies us that here is a religious freak. I appreciate all nuts of any flavor wearing identifying clothing.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

No clue. I always used tissues or a towel. Now? Just let it go anywhere. It’s my house.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ohh the flossing struggles! There’s thin floss, thick floss, or fuck the floss!

I love being a bad influence

As an aside, I just blew my husband in the brief intermission I was gone. My phone was already open on my nudie folder, so I handed him my phone so he could look through them during.

Fun, fun.

Ladies!!!

So hot

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

It doesn’t matter a whole lot. It helps if some effort is put into how he looks. It makes me feel like he’s interested in me if he’s trying to look nice for me. If he doesn’t care at all, it makes me feel like he isn’t into me because he doesn’t care enough about what I’d find attractive.

Other than that, I’d want him to be genuine, and to be himself. Don’t try to make himself into something he isn’t to try and be what he thinks I want.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Phillies and Mets jerseys . No no, I’m kidding. Sort of. Anything with divisive or hate language on it. Any of those shirts that have a cartoon character peeing on a car logo of some sort. If a guy is wearing a shirt that says “I’m with stupid”, I won’t typically want to be around him. You know.. things like that. ;-)

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

When I first saw this question, I thought about how sometimes one day I can feel like I look awesome in an outfit but the next time I wear it, I feel like I look terrible.

But with that being said, I think lately at work I’ve been wearing nice pants, a blouse, A tailored blazer or jacket and boots. Once it’s warmer. I love sundresses and sandals (espadrilles) in the summer. They are feminine and pretty, and cool and comfortable.
I love pretty things in the bedroom: corsets, teddies, lingerie sets, and various costumes. They make me feel confident and sexy, and they are just fun to wear.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

A devious smile and nothing else

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Not destroyed, no.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

These two questions make me think of old 80s movies like Porky’s or Revenge of the Nerds that had scenes that really didn’t age well but at the time when I was younger I was kind of enthralled by them, I am a little embarrassed to admit.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

No? But maybe so that some people can still enjoy that nun/ priest kink.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

To each his own but make sure it gets into the laundry.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Phillies and Mets jerseys . No no, I’m kidding. Sort of. Anything with divisive or hate language on it. Any of those shirts that have a cartoon character peeing on a car logo of some sort. If a guy is wearing a shirt that says “I’m with stupid”, I won’t typically want to be around him. You know.. things like that. ;-)

This reminds me that I have a shirt I want to show you and I keep forgetting b/c we haven't been crossing paths much lately.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

This reminds me that I have a shirt I want to show you and I keep forgetting b/c we haven't been crossing paths much lately.

I’m intrigued…

 

[hotwords229_A]

These two questions make me think of old 80s movies like Porky’s or Revenge of the Nerds that had scenes that really didn’t age well but at the time when I was younger I was kind of enthralled by them, I am a little embarrassed to admit.

Finally, someone understands.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Finally, someone understands.

Yup. I get it.

Completely inappropriate.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yup. I get it.

Completely inappropriate.

For the record, I was nearly pantsed once during Coed Gym Class in high school. Thankfully, I was taught situational awareness and managed to keep my dignity.

Although, in retrospect, I kind of wish I had been pantsed all the way in front of the girls.

Oh well.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

For the record, I was nearly pantsed once during Coed Gym Class in high school. Thankfully, I was taught situational awareness and managed to keep my dignity.

Although, in retrospect, I kind of wish I had been pantsed all the way in front of the girls.

Oh well.

I wasn’t sure which reaction to give this so I chose laugh. But I almost ’d it because you have fond memories. There really need to be more options.

There was a fair amount of pantsing in school. There were many of such incidents at slumber parties - once we were well of age, of course. Lots of bras in freezers, and other pranks like that. Dares to streak around the backyard. Break in to the neighborhood pool and skinny dip.

I’m so glad I was young and dumb like that before the internet.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lots of bras in freezers,

Bras in freezers?!
How does that work?
Or is it just so she can’t put it on right away?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Bras in freezers?!
How does that work?
Or is it just so she can’t put it on right away?

If you fall asleep first, your bra is taken and put in the sink and then into the freezer so it’s frozen in the morning.

Idk. It’s silly. Shrug

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you fall asleep first, your bra is taken and put in the sink and then into the freezer so it’s frozen in the morning.

Idk. It’s silly. Shrug

That’s funny.
I haven’t heard of that one. I always thought girls just had topless pillow fights before practicing making out with each other.

General rule is: never fall asleep first at a sleepover.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s funny.
I haven’t heard of that one. I always thought girls just had topless pillow fights before practicing making out with each other.

General rule is: never fall asleep first at a sleepover.

Well, yes, I mean, we do that too. But, bra freezing is also high on the list

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

That’s funny.
I haven’t heard of that one. I always thought girls just had topless pillow fights before practicing making out with each other.

General rule is: never fall asleep first at a sleepover.

Now you know why we’re topless! We had to wait for the bras to thaw out.

Aaand on that note, I’m off to bed. ‘Nite All

 

[hotwords229_A]

Now you know why we’re topless! We had to wait for the bras to thaw out.

Aaand on that note, I’m off to bed. ‘Nite All

Now I can’t sleep thinking about this!

Goodnight.

 

[summer_reine]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Not sure why there's dislike of this image, I'd butt his ladder all day

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

It matters a bit. Feels shallow to say it but putting in the effort to choose something rather than toss on whatever is clean shows that the person has enough energy to care about how they look. That kind of self care (and choice when buying clothes) can indicate personality/confidence

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Ripped armpit in tshirts. Seriously.. tshirts are like 3/$15 at Walmart. Also, I appreciate the red flag warning when people advertise their personalities with mocking or hate speech slogans, sexist phrases or other ick.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Whatever compliments my personality that day. Often it's fitted jeans and a black T-shirt with some personally relevant image or saying on it. Some days it's black lace and skin tight slacks, other days it's strappy ripped jeans and a corset or cute sweater. On the exceptionally rare day it's a black dress or skirt. And yes, the slogans and images on my tshirts are also a red flag to sexists, racists and idiots.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Comfortable confidence. Specific clothes would depend on the guy's personality and the situation. That being said, I have not yet seen a man in a well tailored suit who looked bad.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

No, and no I would not. I'm quite happy to pop buttons from a guys shirt though.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

No.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Death becomes you.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Is this a fetish question?

Jerking off into a sock, why?

I assume it's so you don't have to sleep in a wet spot?

 

[StillRain]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

Yes, it matters. I want my partner to take care of himself and be clean and groomed and that also plays out in his clothes. I don’t ever want to change a person but if something looks not great I’m going to give feedback as I would want to hear it too.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Dirty, grubby, smelly.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Anything that fits well, makes me feel feminine and comfortable. I steer toward classic looks and smart casual.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Long sleeve button down shirts with the sleeves part rolled up.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

A while ago. Yes. Who doesn’t want to be wanted so urgently.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Not funny.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Not okay.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

If they want to. I don’t really feel a need to identify them.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

It seems like a massive waste of good cum.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not sure why there's dislike of this image, I'd butt his ladder all day

Most of the dislike was because they can’t see his balls, so it’s kind of a compliment.