As the famous Samuel Clemons said, the difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between a lightning bug and the lightning. In this case, it's the difference between big ol butt and honey hamsI’m fucking dead right now!!! You’ve set
Off the laughter that doesn’t end, tears, and gasps of air!
You had me at Chonies, table cloth, and honey hams!
You, dear, get an A+ in word selection!As the famous Samuel Clemons said, the difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between a lightning bug and the lightning. In this case, it's the difference between big ol butt and honey hams
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Yes please hiiiiiiiiiii
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It's called The Ladies Man. One of Will Ferrell's first. I love it dearlyWhat movie is this, I'm dying
Cat got your tongue? Or, are you anti-floss as well?Am I the only guy who's slightly jealous of the girls ability to post comments and pics and still make sense, I've been struggling to form a sentence since the flossing pic, and imagining some lingerie too
Hands up (or off) talking and "looking" isn't my strong point but if you want my tongue somewhere else?
Can we take bets? I think she's pro floss, pro comfy, thermal socks
Best. Struggle. Ever.
I feel like I can speak for a lot of the guys right now in saying I can no longer even pretend I'm not..... I have no idea where I stand on floss now but I'm enjoying myself far too much
It would be an honour to be a small blip in what seems to be the ever-evolving Pmann legacy around here.
But alas… I’ve never owned seersucker a day in my life.
I fear I may not be the prim and proper, mature lady the Lord would prefer, but hey, we could always roleplay.
I’ve never gotten to be Mommy before.
I could watch you and Aussie banter for the rest of my life (probably about 70 years) and never get bored
I think I just figured out what I'm getting you for your birthday!Sign me up for all 3! #3 has got to be made for curves
Shall I make you a spreadsheet?Sure have!!! I’ve slept naked for just as long.
I FULLY support this suggestion!
I love the struggle! And your peach no matter how it's presented!
In 14 minutes you brought him to orgasm?I love being abadinfluence
As an aside, I just blew my husband in the brief intermission I was gone. My phone was already open on my nudie folder, so I handed him my phone so he could look through them during.
Fun, fun.
Why so shocked? If your future partner(s) doesn't have a folder of curated nudes with your name on it, go to counseling!
I love being abadinfluence
As an aside, I just blew my husband in the brief intermission I was gone. My phone was already open on my nudie folder, so I handed him my phone so he could look through them during.
Fun, fun.
Well, hey!! Jerry
will have some friends! I’d expect nothing less, my fine, Sir
Ohh yeah, such a struggle!! *sips minosa*
presentation?
Timex! Takes a licking, but keeps on tickingSure have!!! I’ve slept naked for just as long.
14 minutes?!!!!!! It takes me longer to find a gif
I know I wasn't asked directly but that's a hard question to answer, the first picture makes you want to peel it away with your teeth, the second one really makes you want to see what else is "going on" and then the third one has a hint the facial expression that shows that you're paying attention, so hardOhh yeah, such a struggle!! *sips minosa*
What’s your favorite
