Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Mermaids, obviously.

To lure you to your death?

What version of mermaid do you wish were real?

 

[LostHorizon]

Mermaids, obviously.

Mermaids are very scary. Not all pretty and sweet like that Ariel Disney bullshit.

 

[LostHorizon]

To lure you to your death?

What version of mermaid do you wish were real?

Sailers wanted nothing to do with them. Well the smart sailers anyway.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Ok … so which mythological creature do you WISH was real?!!

I’ll go with the chupacabra. I’m tired of all these smarmy goats wandering around!

 

[LostHorizon]

I’ll go with the chupacabra. I’m tired of all these smarmy goats wandering around!

Chupacabra is definitely real! Didn’t you see the X-Files?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Me as a unicorn....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me as a unicorn....

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Love this!!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Love this!!!!

I don't know why I have two sets of ears, though.... or maybe I only have them on one side & have an upper and a lower ear?

 

[BrendaBear]

Me as a unicorn....

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OMG!!! That is awesome!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't know why I have two sets of ears, though.... or maybe I only have them on one side & have an upper and a lower ear?

Funny for being "intelligent" AI does get basic stuff like that wrong surprisingly often.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Funny for being "intelligent" AI does get basic stuff like that wrong surprisingly often.

Like asking it to make my dog a human and still give it a dog face?

 

[BrendaBear]

Like asking it to make my dog a human and still give it a dog face?

That's just plain funny

 

[UnquietDreams]

Some of us stay civilized and eat them all with chopsticks so as not to get butter all over our hands

I have thoughts of fingers and butters, but I damn you are a beautiful woman....

 

[UnquietDreams]

You look at other moviegoers? Weird.

Only awkwardly.

So I'm not the only one to climb over the back of my seat to make eye contact with the people behind me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I need to try this. Do you bring chopsticks into a movie theater???

Of course!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I need to try this. Do you bring chopsticks into a movie theater???

When I remember! If not, I might go for a pretzel or nachos instead. My immune system sucks, so I’m also kind of a borderline germaphobe by necessity, and wrapping them up in my purse (the splintery wooden takeout chopsticks 90% wrapped in paper suck) is a pain. I should order a set or two of these:

I did have a set of flatware and (separate) chopsticks in my lunch bag when I worked though. Used mostly for those little bags of Cheetos or Doritos from the variety packs

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Or some of us (@MindYaBitness knows) eat it without hands just straight outta the bucket like feral popcorn beings.

What is a bucket of popcorn, if not my own personal feeding trough!!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

To lure you to your death?

If need be.

What version of mermaid do you wish were real?

Along the lines of Darryl Hannah/Splash.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[__Nathan1968]

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just in case...

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Yay.
An orange state!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

 

[cheekygirl75]