Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

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I've only seen 2 of these films and can only remember one of them.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok shenanigang … it’s throwback Thursday …

What’s your best “I got so drunk / stoned / high / whatever… that I did _____ (fill in the blank)”

If you don’t have a story for this… just share a favourite TBT memory.

I got very drunk when I was a teenager, that I thought it was funny to take a yellow light from roadworks and take it home.

The policemen who stopped me and my friend thought it was a little funny, but also said we should probably put it back.

I'm adorable when I'm drunk.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Jenny is the worst.
The rest are sprinkled with at least some good intention and can fight it out for 2-4.

But Jenny?
The best Human she'd met in her entire unfortunate life, the father of her son.
Guy is genuinely good and completely in love with her, and she is literally raising their kid in secret one state away?
A bang-bang one night and then she catches a cab in front of his house??
Just vanishes for 5 years.
Decides to tell him when she is dying??

Had she not gotten sick, would she have ever told him?? We are left to believe no.

So..Jenny.
Way worse.
Then the rest.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got very drunk when I was a teenager, that I thought it was funny to take a yellow light from roadworks and take it home.

The policemen who stopped me and my friend thought it was a little funny, but also said we should probably put it back.

I'm adorable when I'm drunk.

I want to go drinking with you… but we definitely need to steal traffic cones.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok shenanigang … it’s throwback Thursday …

What’s your best “I got so drunk / stoned / high / whatever… that I did _____ (fill in the blank)”

If you don’t have a story for this… just share a favourite TBT memory.

I fell off my roof hanging Christmas lights with a little buzz on.

Instinct when you fall is to grab.... so I did. And yanked down about 15ft of gutter with me

I was trying to get back on the ladder from the roof and it wobbled on me.

And of course it was about 11pm.


The next day my neighbor across the street told me that if I'd lain there any longer he was calling 911.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I want to go drinking with you… but we definitely need to steal traffic cones.

I did that too. I also decided a 3 am mooch to the middle af a motorway was a fun idea.....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm adorable when I'm drunk.

Well, yeah..

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want to go drinking with you… but we definitely need to steal traffic cones.

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[dawn_of_night]

Good afternoon!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm adorable when I'm drunk.

Fixed.

 

[LexxRuthless]

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Somebody is going to have to explain to me why Grandpa Joe is on this list.

I can easily make the case for the other three.

 

[HarryHill]

Broken.

I have scars from the top of my head to the soles of my feet, so yeah broken but I have

 

[HarryHill]

I want to go drinking with you… but we definitely need to steal traffic cones.

Bad girl.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Somebody is going to have to explain to me why Grandpa Joe is on this list.

I can easily make the case for the other three.

Cuz he could walk all along and laid in bed waiting to be waited on? Idk, that's all I've got for him.

 

[LostHorizon]

Somebody is going to have to explain to me why Grandpa Joe is on this list.

I can easily make the case for the other three.

Because he was pretending to be all old and grandpaish and then all of a sudden could sing and dance?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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1) Jenny is the worst.
2) Grandpa Joe. Staying in bed all day, being waited on. Not only could he walk, the mother fucker could dance.
3) Hammond. Yeah, people died, but it was from exuberance rather than evil. And he worked to make sure it didn't happen again. He failed, but tried. Also, I compare him to BookHammond, who was a straight up villain.
4) Rose. She lied to an insurance company.

 

[LostHorizon]

1) Jenny is the worst.

Not as bad as Hammond and she came around in the end.

2) Grandpa Joe. Staying in bed all day, being waited on. Not only could he walk, the mother fucker could dance.

Exactly!

3) Hammond. Yeah, people died, but he worked to make sure it didn't happen again. He failed, but tried. Also, I compare him to Book Hammond, who was a straight up villain.

He was the worst. He didn’t respect nature and nature always finds a way.

4) Rose. She lied to an insurance company.

And that’s a bad thing?
She also fucked Jack over. There was room on that door.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And that’s a bad thing?

That was my point.

She also fucked Jack over. There was room on that door.

There was a deleted scene where she tried to get Jack onto it and it dumped them both back into the water. Jack insistent she stay on the second try.

 

[LostHorizon]

That was my point.

Just making sure. Some people think lying to the insurance is a bad thing.

There was a deleted scene where she tried to get Jack onto it and it dumped them both back into the water. Jack insistent she stay on the second try.

She should have tried harder…

I agree she belongs at the bottom of the list.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I read Jurassic Park and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory long before I saw either movie, which probably skews my assessment. Hundreds of people died in the book version of Jurassic Park, including Hammond at the very end. He's basically Dr. Frankenstein.
Since the other two are only movies, we don't have any alternate version.

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[UnquietDreams]

I read Jurassic Park and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory long before I saw either movie, which probably skews my assessment. Hundreds of people died in the book version of Jurassic Park, including Hammond at the very end. He's basically Dr. Frankenstein.

BookHammond at the end was, "well, if everyone dies, I can make up any story I want. Then we can do it all again, right this time. Maybe bigger..." Trips, breaks ankle, cue compys.

Since the other two are only movies, we don't have any alternate version.

Forest Gump was a novel as well. Didn't finish it, didn't like the film either.

 

[Bry1313]

Somebody is going to have to explain to me why Grandpa Joe is on this list.

I can easily make the case for the other three.

Because Grandpa Joe faked being bed ridden in a broke family’s home until Charlie came home with the golden ticket suddenly he’s mobile as fuck.

 

[Bry1313]

And that’s a bad thing?
She also fucked Jack over. There was room on that door.

Don’t forget her tossing generational wealth into the ocean for no fucking reason at all

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don’t forget her tossing generational wealth into the ocean for no fucking reason at all

She was taking it for a walk, and it was really heavy. It was an accident.

 

[Bry1313]

She was taking it for a walk, and it was really heavy. It was an accident.

That was no accident, her heirs should hate her with the power of 1,000 suns