Sex & Shenanigans

You’re probably holding a boob with your non-coffee hand.

How did you know??

It’s what I’d do if I had tits.

I know right? I'm surprised we manage to type at ALL

I'd be fine, all the apps have dick-tation now, right? I can just hold my boobs and post stuff out loud.

Yes. That's what I dude most of the thyme.
Someday, I will be coordinated enough to type with one in my mouth. Haven’t managed to go fully hands-free for any significant length of time yet 🤣
 
I rolled a 16, successfully resisting the urge to share my own DM stories here. :nana:
I have vexed many a DM over the last 46 years as a player.

Edit to clarify: I am not a rule stretcher, nor a power player (when I find an Instant Fortress, I don't see it for the weapon the rules make it into, but rather someplace to get out of the rain and have a nice cuppa). I am just vexing in general.
 
I have vexed many a DM over the last 46 years as a player.

Edit to clarify: I am not a rule stretcher, nor a power player (when I find an Instant Fortress, I don't see it for the weapon the rules make it into, but rather someplace to get out of the rain and have a nice cuppa). I am just vexing in general.
Coincidentally, my first "tank" character in WoW was a troll warrior named Vexing. Prior to that, I probably spent most of my time on a character named Darth Vecna.
 
Morning Dawn 😘
😘🫂🫂🫂❤️‍🔥
Are you waiting for a doctor’s appointment?
Kinda I'm still at home, but I have to go to the lab.... I scheduled the appointment after 9 so I could sleep in and I've been awake since 7ish
I love imagining people on lit on their phones in the doctor’s waiting room.
Yea.... You can think about me....
I always get pissed when my phone automatically connects to their Wi-Fi and I don't notice until I try to log in....
Then I'm from long to myself about why.....and hoping no one's listening....
🙄
 
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