🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They are not sea monkeys. My goodness. They are cherry neocaridina, the are fresh water, and they are my babies

I’m not impugning your babies, promise. Just clarifying.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tonight? Are you another down-underer?



I appreciate that you posted an actual turtle, instead of a tortoise (my 9 year old twin nieces are obsessed with animals, so it's a distinction I was forced to learn!)

Do you know the TMNT tho?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I’ve missed a lot and I’m not reading back. Are these like brine shrimp? View attachment 2524026

I witness monkey see monkey do on the reg.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No
Not without serious donations
And an idea for a YouTube channel name
And money for gas
And why the fuck are so many of y'all in Ohio?!

Because Ohioans are sexy.

Right??? Is there just nothing else to do in Ohio?

We like sex, so we're on Lit!

NO!!!

*sigh... calming down. He's not attacking probably*

Mudbugs are crawfish... a totally different animal

I legitimately thought all freshwater varieties were crawfish. Not being an ass (this time)

Donations AND gas money? Separate line items in the budget?

Listen... I would so love not to be. I need somewhere warmer or less umm opposite of my political leanings?

Eh... Ohio is pretty middle-of-the-road, politically.

 

[HollyS]

50 50 ain't bad.
Is it?

Depends on which part of you is huge.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m also interested in creative ideas to get my kids out of the house..

How old am I to y'all that getting me out of the house and getting y'alls kids out of the house is in the same wheelhouse

Right??? Is there just nothing else to do in Ohio?

From what I gather...

This seriously, crosses my mind all the time!

Right?? RIGHT?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Me too!
I keep the bad ones to myself.

 

[BrendaBear]

NO!!!

*sigh... calming down. He's not attacking probably*

Mudbugs are crawfish... a totally different animal

*** shut up, Brenda! Just drop it! Don't go there... DO NOT DO THIS!!! BRENDA!!!! ***

--- Super Brat Mode... ENERGIZED!!! ---

But are crawfish actually fish? I think we call them "crawdad's" but that could just be because they are grumpy as my dad is. Dunno...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Donations AND gas money? Separate line items in the budget?

Obviously separate lines in the budget. One funds a new place and tanks, all that goes with tanks. One is so we can go back and forth to new tank place regularly. Duh.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

i just want all of you to know that your making fun of @Chloe_Harper shrimp by calling them sea monkeys and crawdads and crawfish and wanting to eat them with cocktail sauce or fry them or turn them in to coconut shrimp and dip them in pina colada dipping sauce during all you can eat shrimpfest at red lobster or have a big party with crawfish boil...is making my life very difficult...so thank you...
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[Chloe_Harper]

Because Ohioans are sexy.

I legitimately thought all freshwater varieties were crawfish. Not being an ass (this time)

Which is why I calmed myself down to explain for a moment. A peace flag planted momentarily.

 

[MrMakersMark]

i just want all of you to know that your making fun of @Chloe_Harper shrimp by calling them sea monkeys and crawdads and crawfish and wanting to eat them with cocktail sauce or fry them or turn them in to coconut shrimp and dip them in pina colada dipping sauce during all you can eat shrimpfest at red lobster or have a big party with crawfish boil...is making my life very difficult...so thank you...
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I feel ya, Boss.
I really do.

But I have 0.0 grams of doubt that she would not hesitate to laugh and make fun of MY shrimp..

So.....

 

[BrendaBear]

i just want all of you to know that your making fun of @Chloe_Harper shrimp by calling them sea monkeys and crawdads and crawfish and wanting to eat them with cocktail sauce or fry them or turn them in to coconut shrimp and dip them in pina colada dipping sauce during all you can eat shrimpfest at red lobster or have a big party with crawfish boil...is making my life very difficult...so thank you...
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For the record, I never did any of that.

My inquiry was just if a crawfish was actually a fish... so... sorry about that. I hoped @Chloe_Harper would give it all the attention it deserves (an eye roll, at most).

And I will have you know, I totally resisted the urge to ask how her babies crawled in bed with her when they get scared. I did not ask that! See how thoughtful I am?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

How old am I to y'all that getting me out of the house and getting y'alls kids out of the house is in the same wheelhouse

Nope not falling for that trap. I was just jealous that @Dayhoosier might be getting a “kid” out of the house and I wasn’t.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

i just want all of you to know that your making fun of @Chloe_Harper shrimp by calling them sea monkeys and crawdads and crawfish and wanting to eat them with cocktail sauce or fry them or turn them in to coconut shrimp and dip them in pina colada dipping sauce during all you can eat shrimpfest at red lobster or have a big party with crawfish boil...is making my life very difficult...so thank you...
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[Chloe_Harper]

*** shut up, Brenda! Just drop it! Don't go there... DO NOT DO THIS!!! BRENDA!!!! ***

--- Super Brat Mode... ENERGIZED!!! ---

Brenda’s Brat Mode...

But are crawfish actually fish? I think we call them "crawdad's" but that could just be because they are grumpy as my dad is. Dunno...

No, they aren't... crawfish, crawdads, crayfish, mudbugs... those are all the same with different names. Probably named after grumpy and muddy dads everywhere.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I feel ya, Boss.

Stop feeling people. That's rude.

I really do.

Stop it. Perv.

But I have 0.0 grams of doubt that she would not hesitate to laugh and make fun of MY shrimp..

Daily, nightly and ever so rightly

So.....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

For the record, I never did any of that.

My inquiry was just if a crawfish was actually a fish... so... sorry about that. I hoped @Chloe_Harper would give it all the attention it deserves (an eye roll, at most).

And I will have you know, I totally resisted the urge to ask how her babies crawled in bed with her when they get scared. I did not ask that! See how thoughtful I am?

A tube that acts as a waterslide from their tank to the bed tank. It has yet to be used... *sigh*

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Depends on which part of you is huge.

Well it isn't my ego.

Those huge guys seem to have a big ego....

 

[MrMakersMark]

Stop feeling people. That's rude.

Umm..no?

Stop it. Perv.

Didn't I just say I gotta be me??

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nope not falling for that trap. I was just jealous that @Dayhoosier might be getting a “kid” out of the house and I wasn’t.

Jealous is not a pretty color on you

 

[TXRafe]

Umm..no?


Didn't I just say I gotta be me??

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Umm..no?

You just can't help yourself. Watch out everyone, MrMakers is grabbing juicy butts today! Don't shake em too close!

Didn't I just say I gotta be me??

I didn't realize you were a member of nsync...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ugh, get out of my head

 

[TXRafe]

You just can't help yourself. Watch out everyone, MrMakers is grabbing juicy butts today! Don't shake em too close!

I didn't realize you were a member of nsync...

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