🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Hornymwtxn]

I awoke this morning from a dream that was much nicer... I was laying in bed with two beautiful blonde women to my right... the one farthest away, was my "significant other" that I apparently live with (no idea who that is), and the lady between us was someone she brought in to join us as a threesome. I have no idea where the F that came from... or who those women are... that was so weird!

I often have dreams where "my wife" or "my girlfriend" is there, but she doesn't translate to someone in my physical life. But now she's bringing in friends??? Mind blown!

Dream analysis says.....
Enjoy it, don't overthink.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You dont like turtles?

Don't turtles eat shrimp?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don't turtles eat shrimp?

Not sure…
*makes sure pants are thoroughly zipped now*

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Thanks @Neanderthal247
This is my attitude today.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

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Thanks @Neanderthal247
This is my attitude today.

Nice cuppa I prefer the F bomb. So much more useful imo

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Woah, sorry. Just had this awful dream that I clicked on @MischiefMakerAlways links... terrifying...

Alright, time to go hunt down some coffee.

Good morning, here’s some ️ and a to calm you from your dream.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don't turtles eat shrimp?

Why do you people.... turtles can eat shrimp. In the watery circle of life, if it fits in the mouth, it's food. Usually. However. I'm certainly not putting a turtle in my shrimp tank! And I would know what I could put with turtles before adding anything there.

The point is...

Why y'all keep attacking my shrimp and my snails?

 

[HollyS]

I awoke this morning from a dream that was much nicer... I was laying in bed with two beautiful blonde women to my right... the one farthest away, was my "significant other" that I apparently live with (no idea who that is), and the lady between us was someone she brought in to join us as a threesome. I have no idea where the F that came from... or who those women are... that was so weird!

I often have dreams where "my wife" or "my girlfriend" is there, but she doesn't translate to someone in my physical life. But now she's bringing in friends??? Mind blown!

Mmmmm. Me like!

 

[HollyS]

Good morning, my turtle/snail/shrimp obsessed friends!

Hope everyone has a good week! BlackSatinKnight, hope your mood improves.

 

[Dayhoosier]

*laptop randomly restarts just as you try erasing browser history* weird, it's like your laptop wants to get you in trouble...

Plus I mean the laptop knows that stores history makes return visits more efficient

was this... is this... did you not realize you were one before? I guess we need to revisit the idea of giving people Pervert Certificates...

I even cleared out these dumb running medals and buckles to make space ..... My only real accomplishment of 2025!

As opposed to the other part of the thread. We don't talk about that part. It's haunted.

Right ..... We don't talk about what? Fight club? Bruno?

Yes. And now that you're official, you'll be put to hard work here in the Brat House. Let's see what positions need filling...

Positions

I knew you would post one of these

 

[HollyS]

I used to have this mug!! I'm not a fan of the weed, but the bean?!? My one true addiction, lol.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I used to have this mug!! I'm not a fan of the weed, but the bean?!? My one true addiction, lol.
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Oh for sure the bean is always top of mind.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Why do you people.... turtles can eat shrimp. In the watery circle of life, if it fits in the mouth, it's food. Usually. However. I'm certainly not putting a turtle in my shrimp tank! And I would know what I could put with turtles before adding anything there.

The point is...

Why y'all keep attacking my shrimp and my snails?

I don’t worry about your shrimp…
More worried about mine…

 

[Neanderthal247]

Were we ever on the record? *stares at you silently for a while, the court stenographer's (who follows me everywhere) typing the only sound filling the air*

Maybe if you gave him a little hat. Ladies love seeing tiny hats on little creatures

Manhood crushed in one sentence


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[BlackSatinKnight]

BlackSatinKnight, hope your mood improves.

Thanks! That’s why I hang out here. Y’all keep my spirits high when RL sucks stagnant pond water…

 

[BrendaBear]

Why do you people.... turtles can eat shrimp. In the watery circle of life, if it fits in the mouth, it's food. Usually. However. I'm certainly not putting a turtle in my shrimp tank! And I would know what I could put with turtles before adding anything there.

The point is...

Why y'all keep attacking my shrimp and my snails?

Would you prefer they were after your peaches and wanted to shake your tree?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I used to have this mug!! I'm not a fan of the weed, but the bean?!? My one true addiction, lol.
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Use this guy year 'round.
A...It's huge.
and B. Rahr.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why do you people.... turtles can eat shrimp. In the watery circle of life, if it fits in the mouth, it's food. Usually. However. I'm certainly not putting a turtle in my shrimp tank! And I would know what I could put with turtles before adding anything there.

The point is...

Why y'all keep attacking my shrimp and my snails?

I’ve missed a lot and I’m not reading back. Are these like brine shrimp?

 

[BrendaBear]

Thanks! That’s why I hang out here. Y’all keep my spirits high when RL sucks stagnant pond water…

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[HollyS]

Use this guy year 'round.
A...It's huge.
and B. Rahr.

That's great!!

Funny and huge is a winning combo.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Would you prefer they were after your peaches and wanted to shake your tree?

Yes, actually. At least then I know I can get away if need be

Use this guy year 'round.
A...It's huge.
and B. Rahr.

Omg, I think I'm in love with that mug can I have it?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thanks! That’s why I hang out here. Y’all keep my spirits high when RL sucks stagnant pond water…

I’m glad to hear it…
But be careful that’s where the turtles hang out…
And they love shrimp…

 

[cheekygirl75]

What chaos is going on in here tonight?

Tonight? Are you another down-underer?

You dont like turtles?

I appreciate that you posted an actual turtle, instead of a tortoise (my 9 year old twin nieces are obsessed with animals, so it's a distinction I was forced to learn!)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’ve missed a lot and I’m not reading back. Are these like brine shrimp? View attachment 2524026

They are not sea monkeys. My goodness. They are cherry neocaridina, the are fresh water, and they are my babies

 

[BrendaBear]

Tonight? Are you another down-underer?



I appreciate that you posted an actual turtle, instead of a tortoise (my 9 year old twin nieces are obsessed with animals, so it's a distinction I was forced to learn!)

And Alligator vs Crocodile?

(should be easy, one is "See Ya Later" and the other is "After while"... sheesh)