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[Slowchicken]

They are not sea monkeys. My goodness. They are cherry neocaridina, the are fresh water, and they are my babies

Waiiit, there are actual shimp???

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And Alligator vs Crocodile?

(should be easy, one is "See Ya Later" and the other is "After while"... sheesh)

Yes. That and gators are like the puppy dogs of the crocodilian family. But your distinction is the most common.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

All this turtle talk seems pretty random, but I’ll join in. There’s a lake that we kayak on and if we time it right we get to see tons of turtles sunning in the morning or early afternoon depending on temperatures. I think we counted 29 once. One was a huge snapper that looked prehistoric.

 

[cheekygirl75]

And Alligator vs Crocodile?

(should be easy, one is "See Ya Later" and the other is "After while"... sheesh)

That one I can never remember... this is what I say whenever they call me on it!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Waiiit, there are actual shimp???

YES!!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

They are not sea monkeys. My goodness. They are cherry neocaridina, the are fresh water, and they are my babies

Fresh water.
Interesting...


Hear me out...

 

[Slowchicken]

YES!!!!

hahahahahahah duuude. Ok my mistake.

 

[BrendaBear]

That one I can never remember... this is what I say whenever they call me on it!

I have researched this several times, and convinced myself that I "got it now"... only to confuse myself later on. At this point, that spot in my brain, that stores the distinction between Croc and Gator is so muddied up that I kind of just accept, I won't ever know.

But.. in all fairness... we don't get any of those in Nevada, anyway.

 

[Dayhoosier]

They are not sea monkeys. My goodness. They are cherry neocaridina, the are fresh water, and they are my babies

Could you and my daughter maybe pool your money and just raise fish, crustaceans and reptiles together somewhere that isn't the rec room of my house? I'm just spit balling here but like wherever is half way between wherever you are and Ohio?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Thanks @Neanderthal247
This is my attitude today.

That F Bomb looks familiar ....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

All this turtle talk seems pretty random, but I’ll join in. There’s a lake that we kayak on and if we time it right we get to see tons of turtles sunning in the morning or early afternoon depending on temperatures. I think we counted 29 once. One was a huge snapper that looked prehistoric.

That sounds amazing I love seeing all the turtles out soaking up the sun. And some pushing other off to make space.

Fresh water.
Interesting...


Hear me out...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Use this guy year 'round.
A...It's huge.
and B. Rahr.

A sounds better than B....
Also. Nice cup.

 

[MrMakersMark]

That sounds amazing I love seeing all the turtles out soaking up the sun. And some pushing other off to make space.

Just a thought..

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Could you and my daughter maybe pool your money and just raise fish, crustaceans and reptiles together somewhere that isn't the rec room of my house? I'm just spit balling here but like wherever is half way between wherever you are and Ohio?

I’m also interested in creative ideas to get my kids out of the house..

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

They are not sea monkeys. My goodness. They are cherry neocaridina, the are fresh water, and they are my babies

If they're freshwater, doesn't that just make them mudbugs?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Could you and my daughter maybe pool your money and just raise fish, crustaceans and reptiles together somewhere that isn't the rec room of my house? I'm just spit balling here but like wherever is half way between wherever you are and Ohio?

No
Not without serious donations
And an idea for a YouTube channel name
And money for gas
And why the fuck are so many of y'all in Ohio?!

 

[BrendaBear]

No
Not without serious donations
And an idea for a YouTube channel name
And money for gas
And why the fuck are so many of y'all in Ohio?!

Right??? Is there just nothing else to do in Ohio?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just a thought..

I usually just keep my bad thoughts to myself...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

If they're freshwater, doesn't that just make them mudbugs?

NO!!!

*sigh... calming down. He's not attacking probably*

Mudbugs are crawfish... a totally different animal

 

[dawn_of_night]

No
Not without serious donations
And an idea for a YouTube channel name
And money for gas

And why the fuck are so many of y'all in Ohio?!

This seriously, crosses my mind all the time!

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Right??? Is there just nothing else to do in Ohio?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I usually just keep my bad thoughts to myself...

Me too!
I keep the bad ones to myself.

 

[Dayhoosier]

No
Not without serious donations
And an idea for a YouTube channel name
And money for gas

Donations AND gas money? Separate line items in the budget?

And why the fuck are so many of y'all in Ohio?!

Listen... I would so love not to be. I need somewhere warmer or less umm opposite of my political leanings?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That's great!!

Funny and huge is a winning combo.

50 50 ain't bad.
Is it?

 

[TXRafe]

i just want all of you to know that your making fun of @Chloe_Harper shrimp by calling them sea monkeys and crawdads and crawfish and wanting to eat them with cocktail sauce or fry them or turn them in to coconut shrimp and dip them in pina colada dipping sauce during all you can eat shrimpfest at red lobster or have a big party with crawfish boil...is making my life very difficult...so thank you...
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