Sex & Shenanigans

Two weasels drinking together in a pub.
Old weasel slaps the younger weasel's back and loudly slurs, "hey lad, I shagged your mum good!"
Young weasel grits his teeth but ignores the offense
Undeterred, the older belches and loudly proclaims, "did you hear me?!?! I shagged your mum hard. The harder I went, the louder she screamed my name!!"
The crowd held their breath as the younger weasel slammed his beer down and bristled.
"Go home dad, you're drunk!"
 
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