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Yea. My scores were perfect on those tests for reading comprehension. You didn't call yourself Southern, but you implied that the amount of time you lived there made your understanding of Southerness equivalent to mine.


Also, don't make jabs at my intelligence, or I will not be so self-contained 💥
You will lose your religon?
 
*turns to next notecard*

To @UnquietDreams, stop pretending to he innocent unless you can think about butt-warmed books and messy churros without getting turned on.
See, that is how innocent I am. Warm books and Mexican donuts throw me for a tizzy.

Unless it is not the what but the who that is making my head spin...
 
Hawaii is a part of the US and pineapple is great on pizza and I WILL call it pizza. It is even being offered in Naples now.
For those who say that pineapple cannot be put on a pizza because it's a fruit, here's a newsflash ... tomato is a fruit too! Now go dump those margherita pizzas in trash!

Sure
(We do a lot of silly things for tourists)
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It's a democracy.
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As I said, to each its own.😊

( But the plural of Pizza is Pizze )

And
NO ONE puts the Margherita in the trash


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( Any excuse is good to post Johnny )
 
My best friend called me once asking what to do cause her vagina was on fire 🤣

Apparently her husband ate flaming hot cheeto's and didn't wash his hands good enough 🤣🤣🤣

I still tease her to this day 🤭
I won't believe you when you say you haven't tried it.
 
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