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That's what I'm saying!

I feel like I just found my OnlyFans niche 🤔
I checked. It isn't you.

However, that seems like something I would subscribe to...

Not a euphemism, ew. I dont like that euphemism 😂
Me neither, but, again, pure as the driven snow and confused by innuendo, I was just making sure.

Still better than "ranch..."
Well, you can have all my melted cheese then 🙃
How do you eat nachos without melted cheese?
 
Already seen it 🤪
Still, no.

Oh, sugar, you can't just throw out the only southern phrase you know as an insult unless it actually fits. Thinking you know how to be southern...
Well aren't you precious? Listen dumpling, I spent a significant portion of my life living below the Mason-Dixon Line, so I'm well versed in all the vernacular. And that phrase ABSOLUTELY fit.

Did you lose a bet? Borrow money? This level of pressure being put upon you seems excessive.
Thank you! She's just obsessed with seeing my ass. No one should be obsessed with this!
 
I still also like the Margherita pizzas...


Why are we throwing food away? Can we just, you know, pass it over to someone who likes it, and those that don't, just grab the next thing they do like?


*slides a cold can of Pepsi to @BrendaBear since she gives zero fucks about the topic of food anyway*
Facts! 🥰🥰🥰

...and thanks!

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Ahem *pulls out speech*

To @Dayhoosier, stop spreading lies about what I have or have not said is a euphemism. Especially icky ones.

*turns to next notecard*

To @UnquietDreams, stop pretending to he innocent unless you can think about butt-warmed books and messy churros without getting turned on.

*flips to next note card, rolls eyes...*

To @MischiefMakerAlways, just because you lived somewhere doesn't make you that. All but 5 years of my life has been in the south. So, while you may have taken the courses and done the study abroad program, I am still the one fluent. You, dear Sir, can be certain you are using something correctly, but are in fact, not.

*flips to back of card*

Also, show me that butt.
 
I still also like the Margherita pizzas...


Why are we throwing food away? Can we just, you know, pass it over to someone who likes it, and those that don't, just grab the next thing they do like?


*slides a cold can of Pepsi to @BrendaBear since she gives zero fucks about the topic of food anyway*

I like Margherita pizzas too. Was just pointing out the flawed "fruit" argument that most people make :)
I hate throwing away food too.

Oh, okay, phew 😮‍💨 one less person throwing away the nummies

Having worked at 3 different food banks in three different states…
People that throw away perfectly good food PISS ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all…
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I'll save you the brain bleach... You'll want to pass on this.

*flips to next note card, rolls eyes...*

To @MischiefMakerAlways, just because you lived somewhere doesn't make you that. All but 5 years of my life has been in the south. So, while you may have taken the courses and done the study abroad program, I am still the one fluent. You, dear Sir, can be certain you are using something correctly, but are in fact, not.
Never said I was Southern, just that I know the language. Your Southern-level reading and comprehension abilities are showing.

*flips to back of card*

Also, show me that butt.
You waste a lot of effort on losing battles.
 
Never said I was Southern, just that I know the language. Your Southern-level reading and comprehension abilities are showing.
Yea. My scores were perfect on those tests for reading comprehension. You didn't call yourself Southern, but you implied that the amount of time you lived there made your understanding of Southerness equivalent to mine.


Also, don't make jabs at my intelligence, or I will not be so self-contained 💥
 
Yea. My scores were perfect on those tests for reading comprehension. You didn't call yourself Southern, but you implied that the amount of time you lived there made your understanding of Southerness equivalent to mine.


Also, don't make jabs at my intelligence, or I will not be so self-contained 💥
Well, whatever he thinks you lack I can back you up, which I know is not needed but still (it's the thought damn it!) ... I read and comprehend close to 100 books a month 🤭
I'm kind of an English whiz :devilish:
 
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