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[UnquietDreams]

See your previous post that disproves the "innocent" part

What? That I like fried dough? That I approve of Mexican desserts?

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[Chloe_Harper]

What? That I like fried dough? That I approve of Mexican desserts?

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[Chloe_Harper]

I like Margherita pizzas too. Was just pointing out the flawed "fruit" argument that most people make
I hate throwing away food too.

Oh, okay, phew one less person throwing away the nummies

 

[UnquietDreams]

I still also like the Margherita pizzas...


Why are we throwing food away? Can we just, you know, pass it over to someone who likes it, and those that don't, just grab the next thing they do like?


*slides a cold can of Pepsi to @BrendaBear since she gives zero fucks about the topic of food anyway*

Yeah, these conversations get old for me.

"If it has pineapple on it, it's not pizza!"
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If you don't like it, don't eat it. I hate guacamole, always have. But I don't yell at people for liking it.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Well, I hope fun and sexy has been entertaining enough during those brief stints to distract you

Yes, it’s always fun to try and catch up with the madness here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Dayhoosier]

My friend's dad used to eat his French toast with ketchup..... You can definitely yell at people for that, though.... Right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you lose a bet? Borrow money? This level of pressure being put upon you seems excessive.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you. So far the day hasn’t gotten any better, that’s why I keep popping inner to see what the fun and sexy folks are doing.

I don't know what the fun and sexy folks are doing, but I am drinking coffee and thinking about getting out of her.

Also arguing with the Princes, who is both fun and sexy, so there is that...

 

[UnquietDreams]

My friend's dad used to eat his French toast with ketchup..... You can definitely yell at people for that, though.... Right?

I am not sure I could look at them, but I think I would have been in too much awe to yell.

Ketchup on steak, on the other hand....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeah, these conversations get old for me.

"If it has pineapple on it, it's not pizza!"
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If you don't like it, don't eat it. I hate guacamole, always have. But I don't yell at people for liking it.

And I will just eat all your guacamole you can have my queso if you want. That's how we all win.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

thinking about getting out of her.

shy and innocent what now?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nope! Nope! Sorry. My tipsy ADHD ass was simply sitting on it. I found it.

Oh...warm book!

Butt warmed book!

Beautiful butt warmed book...

 

[Neanderthal247]

That's not always true. It's also on some BBQ pizzas. Also, Hawaii is a state, so... still technically American. HA!

After I buy you Churos, this is how you do me


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baby, sorry, he is actually right...

"Have you ever asked yourself, who in their right mind would chuck pineapple slices onto a pizza? Well, to answer your question, his name is Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who moved to Canada in 1954. He created the first Hawaiian pizza at his restaurant, Satellite, located in Chatham, Canada."

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Okay, I know you are a neanderthal and all, but you do remember that Hawaii has been America since 1959, yes?

Anyway, "Hawaiian pizza" is actually Canadian, which is why I like to annoy Canucks by calling it "Canadian bacon" rather than ham.

Canada is going to replace Hawaii as a state soon anyway

Hawaii is a part of the US and pineapple is great on pizza and I WILL call it pizza. It is even being offered in Naples now.
For those who say that pineapple cannot be put on a pizza because it's a fruit, here's a newsflash ... tomato is a fruit too! Now go dump those margherita pizzas in trash!

Ask an Italian from Italy, they all know it's not real pizza. GRAZIE

 

[UnquietDreams]

shy and innocent what now?

Damn, get in a hurry and drop and "e" then regret it at leisure...

 

[Dayhoosier]

I am not sure I could look at them, but I think I would have been in too much awe to yell.

It's one of the more traumatizing events from my childhood: seeing this after a sleepover

Ketchup on steak, on the other hand....

Also highly upsetting and tragic

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's one of the more traumatizing events from my childhood: seeing this after a sleepover

Tbf, of the possible traumatizing sleepover sights…this is low on the list of worst ones.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And I will just eat all your guacamole you can have my queso if you want. That's how we all win.

You can have all my guacamole.

Um, is that a euphemism? Just checking, as I am an innocent lamb.

I pass on the queso sauce as well. Melted cheese is perfect, however.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My friend's dad used to eat his French toast with ketchup..... You can definitely yell at people for that, though.... Right?

I mean, I would be afraid to yell at them. That seems like a "don't make any sudden movements" kinda situation... that or they are 5.

I don't know what the fun and sexy folks are doing, but I am drinking coffee and thinking about getting out of her.

Out of who

Also arguing with the Princess, who is both fun and sexy, so there is that...

Are we arguing? I thought you were just pretending to not know why you are anything but "innocent"

 

[UnquietDreams]

After I buy you Churos, this is how you do me

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[Dayhoosier]

I mean, I would be afraid to yell at them. That seems like a "don't make any sudden movements" kinda situation... that or they are 5.

Adding to the situation: he was my dentist

Out of who

Are we arguing? I thought you were just pretending to not know why you are anything but "innocent"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are we arguing? I thought you were just pretending to not know why you are anything but "innocent"

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[Chloe_Harper]

shy and innocent what now?

That's what I'm saying!

Oh...warm book!

Butt warmed book!

Beautiful butt warmed book...

I feel like I just found my OnlyFans niche

After I buy you Churos, this is how you do me

Buy me one of those chocolate dipped frozen bananas, then we can revisit that whole point

Tbf, of the possible traumatizing sleepover sights…this is low on the list of worst ones.

This sounds like a story...

You can have all my guacamole.

Um, is that a euphemism? Just checking, as I am an innocent lamb.

I pass on the queso sauce as well. Melted cheese is perfect, however.

Not a euphemism, ew. I dont like that euphemism

Well, you can have all my melted cheese then

 

[Dayhoosier]

That's what I'm saying!

I feel like I just found my OnlyFans niche

Buy me one of those chocolate dipped frozen bananas, then we can revisit that whole point

Nita or no nuts?

This sounds like a story...

I'm a little scared

Not a euphemism, ew. I dont like that euphemism

Well, you can have all my melted cheese then

Stop this RIGHT NOW.... No more. That crosses some sort of line or something

 

[peekingone]

Good afternoon all. Hope everyones day is great...