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[MischiefMakerAlways]

I found a cover for your spare tire on your Wrangler @MischiefMakerAlways

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBH8vKej/

This is appropriate, because these vehicles are piles of shit and suck ass.

*clears throat*

*yells* YOU'RE A BAD LISTENER.

Also, why would I be welcome that you have bad hearing?

Because I lost my hearing as one of my many issues from military service. So I was preemptively saying you are welcome.

Hey! Those Pandas could learn a basic survival skill! Don't be so pessimistic. (And also, show me that butt. Just not on a pizza)

I’m just a little evil … but only when it comes to certain people on certain subjects.

@MischiefMakerAlways knows what he’s done to deserve this.

 

[BrendaBear]

This is appropriate, because these vehicles are piles of shit and suck ass.

https://media.giphy.com/media/u2WUkkIrnmDeLC1xcH/giphy.gif
*** I love that I happened to be wearing a Jeep shirt that day ***

Because I lost my hearing as one of my many issues from military service. So I was preemptively saying you are welcome.

Thank you for your service. Sorry you lost your hearing.

Oh... sorry... THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

Fucking shit? Wow... um... not my kink.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Because I lost my hearing as one of my many issues from military service. So I was preemptively saying you are welcome.

Yea, we get it. You're an American hero. Thank you for your service during WW2. Now either show me that butt or back to the home with you!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://media.giphy.com/media/u2WUkkIrnmDeLC1xcH/giphy.gif
*** I love that I happened to be wearing a Jeep shirt that day ***

I actually noticed it yesterday

Thank you for your service. Sorry you lost your hearing.

Oh... sorry... THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

Smartass.

Fucking shit? Wow... um... not my kink.

Never on purpose, but there's always a risk if the exit only option is utilitized.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yea, we get it. You're an American hero. Thank you for your service during WW2. Now either show me that butt or back to the home with you!

Insulting is not an effective way to get what you want. Rafe really needs to teach you some manners.

begin rant // And for anyone who may not know me that well, I'm fully aware of those bro-vets that flaunt their service and try to get all the thank you they can, I am not that guy! They drive me insane and I want to throat punch every one of them. I was joking and teasing with Chloe // end rant

 

[BrendaBear]

begin rant // And for anyone who may not know me that well, I'm fully aware of those bro-vets that flaunt their service and try to get all the thank you they can, I am not that guy! They drive me insane and I want to throat punch every one of them. I was joking and teasing with Chloe // end rant

https://media.giphy.com/media/sp8EbQCsg3lROV34MX/giphy.gif

*** I am totally positive you are not one of those guys... but you clearly deserve getting more sass.... ***

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16BtQD36UD/?mibextid=oFDknk

 

[TXRafe]

Insulting is not an effective way to get what you want. Rafe really needs to teach you some manners.

begin rant // And for anyone who may not know me that well, I'm fully aware of those bro-vets that flaunt their service and try to get all the thank you they can, I am not that guy! They drive me insane and I want to throat punch every one of them. I was joking and teasing with Chloe // end rant

bro, just her your butt and everything will be ok...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fOox3nnUnZ4AAAAC/adam-sandler-billy-madison.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Insulting is not an effective way to get what you want. Rafe really needs to teach you some manners.

*clutches my pearls* I am a southern lady! I have more manners than they teach in the military, thank you. Now, Sir, would you like some iced tea, and some ice for all those sore old joints?

begin rant // And for anyone who may not know me that well, I'm fully aware of those bro-vets that flaunt their service and try to get all the thank you they can, I am not that guy! They drive me insane and I want to throat punch every one of them. I was joking and teasing with Chloe // end rant

Well, I didn't mean to induce a rant, but as the resident pouting brat, it seems fitting that I caused you to throw a momentary temper tantrum.

 

[Fiestykitten]

bro, just her your butt and everything will be ok...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fOox3nnUnZ4AAAAC/adam-sandler-billy-madison.gif

We all know he said "you blew it" here
Please refer to
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.92d02afd0e022b8eee57862a249399e6?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fcdn.wallpapersafari.com%2f81%2f8%2f0Z1VfB.gif&ehk=wsn01gOqzHJCUvWl2HYMRbTZ8ngRRCDRFoxziWFwKjI%3d
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.9915a4020a80ad9faf3eed0474645376?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fimages.gr-assets.com%2fhostedimages%2f1463428165ra%2f19117593.gif&ehk=xYFrOifDfwGgaYkQYll9NkD35DyYGJzGQEZUje45DjI%3d

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pineapple on pizza isn't even American, it's Hawaiian pizza. I am 100% on board with you. Finally someone who makes sense

Okay, I know you are a neanderthal and all, but you do remember that Hawaii has been America since 1959, yes?

Anyway, "Hawaiian pizza" is actually Canadian, which is why I like to annoy Canucks by calling it "Canadian bacon" rather than ham.

 

[TXRafe]

We all know he said "you blew it" here
Please refer to
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.92d02afd0e022b8eee57862a249399e6?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fcdn.wallpapersafari.com%2f81%2f8%2f0Z1VfB.gif&ehk=wsn01gOqzHJCUvWl2HYMRbTZ8ngRRCDRFoxziWFwKjI%3d
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.9915a4020a80ad9faf3eed0474645376?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fimages.gr-assets.com%2fhostedimages%2f1463428165ra%2f19117593.gif&ehk=xYFrOifDfwGgaYkQYll9NkD35DyYGJzGQEZUje45DjI%3d

i dont make the gifs honey, it fit what i wanted to say, go back to your sanitation corner in your padded cell

 

[Fiestykitten]

i dont make the gifs honey, it fit what i wanted to say, go back to your sanitation corner in your padded cell

You may not make them but you still know that scene in the movie
Keep looking like a dumb ass
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.7b2c4f00c32b6bb1678dd0b95789b46c?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fAr85GPA3Z3AAAAAC%2ftongue-out-girl.gif&ehk=z7%2brP361QVUHAlB2f1%2faZ%2bs7t%2fizdthfAfGfOqZtaDc%3d

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

bro, just her your butt and everything will be ok...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fOox3nnUnZ4AAAAC/adam-sandler-billy-madison.gif

You first

*clutches my pearls* I am a southern lady! I have more manners than they teach in the military, thank you. Now, Sir, would you like some iced tea, and some ice for all those sore old joints?

Well, I didn't mean to induce a rant, but as the resident pouting brat, it seems fitting that I caused you to throw a momentary temper tantrum.

Bless your heart.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had to turn off the free hospital WiFi - it didn’t like Lit

Yeah, neither does my work. Don't know what they are missing. Or they went in the Politics board...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't forget the churros

Messy or not messy

Honestly, I can't forget the churro...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Idk... hard to beat innocent little monkey and purest Litster...

Nope! Nope! Sorry. My tipsy ADHD ass was simply sitting on it. I found it.

Shy, innocent lamb.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Shy, innocent lamb.

 

[BrendaBear]

Shy, innocent lamb.

https://media.giphy.com/media/bdzCg2sBnJzwCeQ91E/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media.giphy.com/media/bdzCg2sBnJzwCeQ91E/giphy.gif

 

[Fiestykitten]

With this gif I heard an old guy with a bronc's italian accent sayin that

 

[MrMakersMark]

Insulting is not an effective way to get what you want. Rafe really needs to teach you some manners.

begin rant // And for anyone who may not know me that well, I'm fully aware of those bro-vets that flaunt their service and try to get all the thank you they can, I am not that guy! They drive me insane and I want to throat punch every one of them. I was joking and teasing with Chloe // end rant

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You first

Already seen it

Bless your heart.

Oh, sugar, you can't just throw out the only southern phrase you know as an insult unless it actually fits. Thinking you know how to be southern...

Messy or not messy

Honestly, I can't forget the churro...

Shy, innocent lamb.

See your previous post that disproves the "innocent" part

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm going out on a limb here... but I'd almost bet money that you have seen that look long before I even created that gif.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hawaii is a part of the US and pineapple is great on pizza and I WILL call it pizza. It is even being offered in Naples now.
For those who say that pineapple cannot be put on a pizza because it's a fruit, here's a newsflash ... tomato is a fruit too! Now go dump those margherita pizzas in trash!

I still also like the Margherita pizzas...


Why are we throwing food away? Can we just, you know, pass it over to someone who likes it, and those that don't, just grab the next thing they do like?


*slides a cold can of Pepsi to @BrendaBear since she gives zero fucks about the topic of food anyway*