Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you know me? I’m super lazy when it comes to making dessert. I don’t get that excited about sweets, so therefore any effort to have them has to be for an exceptional product and I have to be in the mood and happen to have the ingredients.

Honestly, it’s usually too much bother when I can just make nachos and guacamole

I mean….you’re not wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you know me? I’m super lazy when it comes to making dessert. I don’t get that excited about sweets, so therefore any effort to have them has to be for an exceptional product and I have to be in the mood and happen to have the ingredients.

Honestly, it’s usually too much bother when I can just make nachos and guacamole

I mean you can never go wrong with guac

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why are they rare?

They aren’t that hard to make.

Everything’s hard to make if you lack the will to exist. Just saying.

Mmmmm peanut butter on a spoon.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Everything’s hard to make if you lack the will to exist. Just saying.

Mmmmm peanut butter on a spoon.

I'm shocked I have the will to make dinner every night. If I didn't have kids, I probably wouldn't. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm shocked I have the will to make dinner every night. If I didn't have kids, I probably wouldn't. Lol

Anytime my family leaves I subsist off peanut butter and cheerios. It’s very sad.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Anytime my family leaves I subsist off peanut butter and cheerios. It’s very sad.

Idk if that's sad - I mean, I've never been on board with plain cheerios...

But I'm also not going to make myself a full meal if I'm on my own.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk if that's sad - I mean, I've never been on board with plain cheerios...

But I'm also not going to make myself a full meal if I'm on my own.

The lime in a gin/vodka tonic counts as a fruit. Right?

 

[SWR101]

Anytime my family leaves I subsist off peanut butter and cheerios. It’s very sad.

At least tell me their Honey Nut Cheerios…

 

[MandaPandaa]

The lime in a gin/vodka tonic counts as a fruit. Right?

All the fruit I need.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

At least tell me their Honey Nut Cheerios…

Sometimes. Sometimes plain. I like to be wild.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean you can never go wrong with guac

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[UnquietDreams]

All the fruit I need.
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I told a bartender I wanted three olives in my Martini so that I got enough greens for the day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk if that's sad - I mean, I've never been on board with plain cheerios...

But I'm also not going to make myself a full meal if I'm on my own.

This is how I know I’m not a foodie. I like and appreciate good food. Well made food. I like going to nice restaurants. I appreciate when people make nice meals for me. I will even occasionally plan and prepare nice meals for others. But it has to be FOR others.

Just the food and the act of making the food does nothing for me. Brings me no joy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everything’s hard to make if you lack the will to exist. Just saying.

Mmmmm peanut butter on a spoon.

Really? I have to open the jar?

Oh, man...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Really? I have to open the jar?

Oh, man...

If it wasn’t for the dang cat….

 

[cheekygirl75]

This is how I know I’m not a foodie. I like and appreciate good food. Well made food. I like going to nice restaurants. I appreciate when people make nice meals for me. I will even occasionally plan and prepare nice meals for others. But it has to be FOR others.

Just the food and the act of making the food does nothing for me. Brings me no joy.

Same for me… cooking something that turns out good occasionally gives me a little sense of accomplishment but that’s about it. (And it doesn’t usually turn out great )

 

[MrMakersMark]

Idk if that's sad - I mean, I've never been on board with plain cheerios...

But I'm also not going to make myself a full meal if I'm on my own.

When my kids finally left I stopped making 3lbs of spaghetti and garlic toast. Almost all they'd eat.


I will be cooking broccoli now and one will inevitably cruise through complaining about the smell.

'What IS that?'

Me: "That's the stuff you'd never eat. Remind me why are you still always here around dinner time?? I am finished feeding you."

 

[cheekygirl75]

When my kids finally left I stopped making 3lbs of spaghetti and garlic toast. Almost all they'd eat.


I will be cooking broccoli now and one will inevitably cruise through complaining about the smell.

'What IS that?'

Me: "That's the stuff you'd never eat. Remind me why are you still always here around dinner time?? I am finished feeding you."

Ugh, have to agree with them on the broccoli. Smells like vomit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is how I know I’m not a foodie. I like and appreciate good food. Well made food. I like going to nice restaurants. I appreciate when people make nice meals for me. I will even occasionally plan and prepare nice meals for others. But it has to be FOR others.

Just the food and the act of making the food does nothing for me. Brings me no joy.

Yeah, I am weird. I mean for other reasons too, but also this.

Making food for others is a love language, but I also just love the process, especially when building something somewhat complex. My ex never understood why l liked making soup so much.

 

[MandaPandaa]

This is how I know I’m not a foodie. I like and appreciate good food. Well made food. I like going to nice restaurants. I appreciate when people make nice meals for me. I will even occasionally plan and prepare nice meals for others. But it has to be FOR others.

Just the food and the act of making the food does nothing for me. Brings me no joy.

I used to love it. But because it's an everyday requirement to keep people alive it feels like a chore. Maybe someday I'll enjoy it again. But meal planning and then the execution just seems like a bit much every fucking night. However, the one meal I will do for myself if I'm on my own is a baked potato and filet mignon or a roasted veggies and quinoa salad. Those are easy and quick and relatively healthy.

Otherwise, it's scrambled eggs or yogurt... Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, I am weird. I mean for other reasons too, but also this.

Making food for others is a love language, but I also just love the process, especially when building something somewhat complex. My ex never understood why l liked making soup so much.

I don’t think this is weird. I think cooking is like any other art (or except you get to eat it after instead of figuring out where to store it) there’s plenty of reasons to find joy in it. I just don’t.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used to love it. But because it's an everyday requirement to keep people alive it feels like a chore. Maybe someday I'll enjoy it again. But meal planning and then the execution just seems like a bit much every fucking night. However, the one meal I will do for myself if I'm on my own is a baked potato and filet mignon or a roasted veggies and quinoa salad. Those are easy and quick and relatively healthy.

Otherwise, it's scrambled eggs or yogurt... Lol

“Love what you do and you’ll never work a day in your life” is a crock of fucking bullshit. Anything becomes a slog if you gotta.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I used to love it. But because it's an everyday requirement to keep people alive it feels like a chore. Maybe someday I'll enjoy it again. But meal planning and then the execution just seems like a bit much every fucking night. However, the one meal I will do for myself if I'm on my own is a baked potato and filet mignon or a roasted veggies and quinoa salad. Those are easy and quick and relatively healthy.

Otherwise, it's scrambled eggs or yogurt... Lol

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I love my air fryer. I think my grandmother would have as well...her little kitchen was full of gadgets and things she tried out. She loved to try new things.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ugh, have to agree with them on the broccoli. Smells like vomit.

I've heard this said.
Doesn't bug me at all somehow.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've heard this said.
Doesn't bug me at all somehow.

I love broccoli raw, or stir-fried. Other than that, you are welcome to it.