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Oh and I LOVE accents. I'm fascinated by the way the same words sound so different. Even between people of the same country, let alone different nationalities...
On this theme - I had a lovely encounter with a woman in the bank a little while ago. I detected a "something accent" and, being the nosey inquisitive bastard that I am, I had to ask about it. It turned out that she's Kenyan, but has lived here for a couple of decades, so her accent has softened over time. I could hear her original accent on some words, and different accents on others (she's at least partly of Indian heritage and spoke two languages from that, plus English and Swahili).

If there had been any other customers there then I'm sure we'd have annoyed them, because they would have had to wait while we chatted for a good 15-20 minutes about our respective experiences living in foreign countries. If nothing else good happens today, and on past experience that's the most likely outcome, it will still have been a lovely day just because of that encounter.
 
Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(
 
Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(
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Even without the fear of dying, I sense you put way more effort into your shower preparation than I do.
Most girls do, I imagine.

I only do hair wash shower once a week but it’s also the everything shower.

Also … wash your hair twice people. Rinse and repeat. It’s not just a funny thing they put on the bottles. It’s the actual instructions.
 
Most girls do, I imagine.

I only do hair wash shower once a week but it’s also the everything shower.

Also … wash your hair twice people. Rinse and repeat. It’s not just a funny thing they put on the bottles. It’s the actual instructions.
I've only recently become aware of the once a week thing, which might explain why quite a lot of my hair has fucked off
 
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