Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

I use a little paper dixie cup. I pour the contents into my mouth and discard the cup. It's pretty routine
 
In my younger years, in a rolled up length of TP. Now, often in the guest bath sink as I enjoy watching myself stroke and cum. Best of all, lying in bed and cumming all over my stomach and chest.
 
Since I'm right handed, I always ejaculate into my left hand before slurping it all up. I was first ordered to jerk off and eat my cum by my best friend Larry right after I had given him his daily blowjob. I was his personal cocksucker, so he was the boss of me. That was years ago, but I still eat my cum whenever I masturbate. Waste not, want not. Saves on tissues too.
 
I suppose it really depends on where the mood hits. I've jacked off in my work truck before (before cameras were placed inside), just let me underwear soak it up. If I just get home from work and te need arises, toilet or shower. If I wake up in the middle of the night with the urge, on my stomach. Occasionally I've tried to shoot it on my own mouth for fun. Varying results 🤣
 
My belly, chest and face. Love a self facial.
I tried that a few times but I'm too fat and my dick is too tiny. I was at the headboard, my feet up the wall, my tiny dick aimed at my face. I was so horny from writing a story, I stroked and closed my eyes and opened my mouth. I ended up squirting on my chest. Jay Richards
 
If i am in my Wife's presence, She will in Her role as my Mistress have me cum on Her panties, and then She will have me eat it, or i cum in the palm of my hand, on Her leg, Her feet, or even the palm of Her hand, and most often i am expected to consume it.
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
When home alone I cum in a shot glass I keep by my computer and savor it for myself!
 
In the sink! Cleanup is quite easy.
I have a weird fetish about watching videos of guys jerking off into sinks. Definitely can't explain that one. Maybe it's just thinking that the guy is so desperate for an orgasm and that's the only place he can get himself off in peace, that he just couldn't wait for a more convenient time and place.
 
I have a weird fetish about watching videos of guys jerking off into sinks. Definitely can't explain that one. Maybe it's just thinking that the guy is so desperate for an orgasm and that's the only place he can get himself off in peace, that he just couldn't wait for a more convenient time and place.
Ha! That pretty much sums up my situation!
 
Ha! That pretty much sums up my situation!
I'm remembering one time when my wife and I were living together, but not married yet, maybe? But one time while she was getting ready in our bathroom, I decided to jerk off in the hallway bathroom. When I was getting close to cumming, I called out for her that I needed her for a minute. Just as she rounded the corner to the smaller restroom, I blasted my load into the sink. She just laughed and said, "You really DO need me."
 
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