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Well, seeing as you misspelled Shawshank, I'm going with 1... and giving a shocked then disapproving look while I tut at you.
I think 1 is the Lie
1 is a lie
I really want to be right
1. I have never seen The Shawshank Redemption. After all this time, I don't think it can live up to "the greatest film ever" hype I have gotten over the years.
3. My leg from the knee down is in Breaking In.

2. I acted, directed, and edited a portion of a project that won an Academy Award, but I never received my portion of the award itself, and I am still angry about it. (I earned 1/237th of that award!)
 
1. I have never seen The Shawshank Redemption. After all this time, I don't think it can live up to "the greatest film ever" hype I have gotten over the years.
3. My leg from the knee down is in Breaking In.

2. I acted, directed, and edited a portion of a project that won an Academy Award, but I never received my portion of the award itself, and I am still angry about it. (I earned 1/237th of that award!)
literally watched it last night, won the best picture oscar for a reason, ive seen it at least 50 times, youre missing out.
 
1. I have never seen The Shawshank Redemption. After all this time, I don't think it can live up to "the greatest film ever" hype I have gotten over the years.
3. My leg from the knee down is in Breaking In.

2. I acted, directed, and edited a portion of a project that won an Academy Award, but I never received my portion of the award itself, and I am still angry about it. (I earned 1/237th of that award!)
I saw it once, hated it. I wouldn’t watch it again… but I also wouldn’t watch whatever jack reaching is. 🤣🤣🤣
 
I am sure Tom will miss your $12.50.
He will. Just like he secretly misses all the gorgeous women he used to have in his life that he screwed over. And how he misses the humility he had for a split second. And how he will miss all the money he's poured into Scientology when that finally gets sorted by the IRS. And how he misses all the therapy sessions he's skipped over the years that's made him the cocky prick he is. And how...






I need to stop... excuse me...
 
He will. Just like he secretly misses all the gorgeous women he used to have in his life that he screwed over. And how he misses the humility he had for a split second. And how he will miss all the money he's poured into Scientology when that finally gets sorted by the IRS. And how he misses all the therapy sessions he's skipped over the years that's made him the cocky prick he is. And how...






I need to stop... excuse me...
I’ll drink to that! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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He will. Just like he secretly misses all the gorgeous women he used to have in his life that he screwed over. And how he misses the humility he had for a split second. And how he will miss all the money he's poured into Scientology when that finally gets sorted by the IRS. And how he misses all the therapy sessions he's skipped over the years that's made him the cocky prick he is. And how...






I need to stop... excuse me...
im pretty sure he lost me when he jumped on oprahs couch and held katie holmes prisoner for 3 years or however long it was...
 
literally watched it last night, won the best picture oscar for a reason, ive seen it at least 50 times, youre missing out.
I will survive. I really don't like Tim Robbins.

Also, it also didn't win Best Picture, or any of the Oscars it was nominated for. Not that that means anything --Dances with Wolves beat Goodfellas (and Kevin Costner beat Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola for Best Director).
 
1. The only stamp I ever got in my passport I had to ask for at the Canadian border.
2. My favorite Disney Princess growing up was Jasmine.
3. My favorite bar food is grilled gator bites.
 
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