What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[fsa52]

It really is so much better now!

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

There really are times I just don’t want to be the sane, rational voice of reason or even the good guy but I have a hard time getting away from it…

 

[FreckledSprite]

There really are times I just don’t want to be the sane, rational voice of reason or even the good guy but I have a hard time getting away from it…

Anytime I’m the rational one, we know the situation is truly fucked.

 

[LostHorizon]

My brain is too much in the gutter to be able to follow basic human happiness.

Yeah well it was short lived anyway.

My brain is to wired with anxiety to be happy about a vacuum cleaner for too long.

 

[FreckledSprite]

It’s not as bad as something I saw on American Horror Story is probably not the best metric to judge my dark thoughts against.

 

[LostHorizon]

It’s not as bad as something I saw on American Horror Story is probably not the best metric to judge my dark thoughts against.

Yikes

 

[FreckledSprite]

Yikes

That bad, huh?

 

[LostHorizon]

That bad, huh?

No,

More intriguing than bad. My curiosity is my worst enemy sometimes.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Does this make a sound like a marshmallow pop gun would?

Ovipositors are @Endless_Night’s favorite!

Can you be a closet exhibitionist?...

You can indeed! It tends to be a slippery slope though

 

[cactusjack0584]

There really are times I just don’t want to be the sane, rational voice of reason or even the good guy but I have a hard time getting away from it…

Hey man, I know you don’t know me, so feel free to ignore everything I’m about to say…
I’ve been in a similar place many many times before. It sucks, and it’s a terrible place to be. But being the good guy, etc is much better than the alternative. There are PLENTY of assholes in this world, don’t stoop to their level and become them. It would suck to lose another good and decent person.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hey man, I know you don’t know me, so feel free to ignore everything I’m about to say…
I’ve been in a similar place many many times before. It sucks, and it’s a terrible place to be. But being the good guy, etc is much better than the alternative. There are PLENTY of assholes in this world, don’t stoop to their level and become them. It would suck to lose another good and decent person.

Well said!

 

[Suntimefuntime]

Holy hell, Daylon Swearingen is fucking hot.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*sighs*

If she's cutting into lamb in one paragraph, why is she putting fish in her mouth the next paragraph?

I need to have a talk with these editors.

Could be a 2-protein combo, or it could have been a buffet?

On a scale of 0-10 how unacceptable would it be to tell a lady I shall have to spurn her advances because I've had at myself twice today, and could we reschedule for tomorrow around 23.00?

Be a gentleman and help her molest herself tonight?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

On a scale of 0-10 how unacceptable would it be to tell a lady I shall have to spurn her advances because I've had at myself twice today, and could we reschedule for tomorrow around 23.00?

A "lady" would certainly understand, but I doubt you're conversing with a "lady". More likely, a " trollop", good sir.

 

[QwertyMaster]

A "lady" would certainly understand, but I doubt you're conversing with a "lady". More likely, a " trollop", good sir.

Are we sure she's a run of the mill trollop, and not a saucy wench?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Are we sure she's a run of the mill trollop, and not a saucy wench?

Quite right. Quite right.

One can't be too careful, can one?

 

[Endless_Night]

Ovipositors are @Endless_Night’s favorite!

Omg. Do not tell people that!!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Omg. Do not tell people that!!!

So... does it sound like a pop gun going off?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A "lady" would certainly understand, but I doubt you're conversing with a "lady". More likely, a " trollop", good sir.

Are we sure she's a run of the mill trollop, and not a saucy wench?

You guys realize you could be talking about someone on Lit whom we know and like?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

You guys realize you could be talking about someone on Lit whom we know and like?

Just wordplay. No actual offense intended to either Shane or his correspondent.

My sincere apologies if that was not clear.

 

[Endless_Night]

So... does it sound like a pop gun going off?

Uhhhh. . . .I have no idea.

I have zero experience with ovipositors and I didn't click the link.

(Not a link clicker.)

Darn you, @LadyLascivious1!

 

[QwertyMaster]

You guys realize you could be talking about someone on Lit whom we know and like?

Didn't mean any judgement with what I said. Just riffing off the previous post. Wasn't thinking about it being particular criticism of the lady in question.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Could be a 2-protein combo, or it could have been a buffet?

No. Just an oversight by the editor.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Omg. Do not tell people that!!!

So... does it sound like a pop gun going off?

Uhhhh. . . .I have no idea.

I have zero experience with ovipositors and I didn't click the link.

(Not a link clicker.)

Darn you, @LadyLascivious1!

I’m laughing so hard that I’m having a hard time breathing

To be fair, you have experience researching ovipositors. I think that was @hotwords229_A‘s fault

 

[DannieB]

I never thought I’d walk these steps repeatedly for anything other than groceries, but I love seeing her little legs follow me up and down