ericalauren
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What is your favorite breakfast? Mine is IHOP’s 2x2x2: two pancakes, two turkey sausage links, and two eggs scrambled.
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You made me hungry and it’s only 4:30am. I need to go find something in the kitchen.What is your favorite breakfast? Mine is IHOP’s 2x2x2: two pancakes, two turkey sausage links, and two eggs scrambled.
We don't really know each other but I STILL know you will and you've got this!How am I going to get through this day….
This is SUCH a familiar feeling!Thinking should I just get out of bed and eat some cereal. I’m hungry and not really tired but I’m cozy and don’t exactly want to move yet.
One step at a time. Hope you're okHow am I going to get through this day….
Thinking about dubious casting choices from yesterday and wondering how in the hell did anyone decide Margo Robbie would be a good Catherine Earnshaw??
Yes let's cast the mid 30's blonde Australian to be a teenaged brunette Yorkshire woman. Genius
I’m a morning person but it’s dark outside…and once I get out of bed my day has started. Do I want to start my day now?This is SUCH a familiar feeling!
I'm a morning person too but yes! I got up and it's just now lighting up out there ...coffee and stumbling around here has made it peaceful.I’m a morning person but it’s dark outside…and once I get out of bed my day has started. Do I want to start my day now?
My Sunday is easy today. It may include a pop into Target and I have a list, but we all know Target - what will I end up with is the age old question? Did my most of my weekly household chores yesterday so I’m free today.I'm a morning person too but yes! I got up and it's just now lighting up out there ...coffee and stumbling around here has made it peaceful.
That's all to say: I guess it depends on what starting your Sunday entails.
That sounds like a fairly pleasant Sunday actually! Well except for the extra $200 you'll probably drop at targetMy Sunday is easy today. It may include a pop into Target and I have a list, but we all know Target - what will I end up with is the age old question? Did my most of my weekly household chores yesterday so I’m free today.
Cats…. I call spring… the season of cat hair floating in the air. I’m thankful for vacuums!That sounds like a fairly pleasant Sunday actually! Well except for the extra $200 you'll probably drop at target
I need to vacuum and mopstupid dogs make it a never ending chore
Oh right I didn't even mention the cats we fosterCats…. I call spring… the season of cat hair floating in the air. I’m thankful for vacuums!![]()
Ok I also wanted to make heart emoji because you have cats and dogs….and you foster these innocent angels. I’m thinking that’s a great person right thereOh right I didn't even mention the cats we foster..... Maybe I'm the one that should have stayed in bed.... Or maybe I'll just go to target to escape
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Oh, he's a great guy. It's probably why I have such a big crush on him. Now what was his name again?Ok I also wanted to make heart emoji because you have cats and dogs….and you foster these innocent angels. I’m thinking that’s a great person right there.
Haha oh no I hid my vibrator downstairs in the laundry hamper and I forgot it![]()
I have mine hidden all about the house in case of.. "emergency." If I ever die and they go to clear out my things, they're going to be in for a big surprise.Haha oh no I hid my vibrator downstairs in the laundry hamper and I forgot it![]()
Emergency is HILARIOUS..... I get it for sure but also well worded.I have mine hidden all about the house in case of.. "emergency." If I ever die and they go to clear out my things, they're going to be in for a big surprise.
I have mine hidden all about the house in case of.. "emergency." If I ever die and they go to clear out my things, they're going to be in for a big surprise.
You mean you wouldn't want them to share the content of your phone at your funeral? I'm sure there's some pretty heartwarming stuff on thereGonna need a phone that self destructs the moment this heart stops beating![]()
Me whenever someone looks at me with disbelief after they’ve been epically pranked by me: “remember, you only prank the ones you love!”I have just over a week to line up my April Fools pranks